This is really terrible by fabio 03/13/2014, 2:24am PDT 
How is the combat? Might pick it up again for more of that. NT by John Gulp 03/13/2014, 10:36am PDT
Re: How is the combat? Might pick it up again for more of that. by fabio 03/13/2014, 2:01pm PDT
Worse than that I'd say by Lurker 410942 03/13/2014, 8:36pm PDT
I always carried shotgun and carbine, sometimes swapping with hand cannon by WITTGENSTEIN 05/16/2015, 2:39pm PDT
Looking forward to it! NT by Mischief Hacker 03/13/2014, 3:04pm PDT
Me too. NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/17/2014, 1:52am PDT
Wasn't this supposed to be a satire of American nationalism? by fabio 03/14/2014, 1:57am PDT
aaaand done by fabio 03/17/2014, 1:13am PDT
Time travel isn't that bad by skip 04/01/2014, 8:07pm PDT
Re: Time travel isn't that bad by Mysterio who has played Achron 04/02/2014, 11:19am PDT
That fucking ending. by WITTGENSTEIN 05/15/2015, 11:17pm PDT
It was written by bizarro Orson Scott Card NT by fabio 05/16/2015, 12:13am PDT
Does anybody want to defend this? by WITTGENSTEIN 05/16/2015, 10:48am PDT
What the hell! by Mischief Maker 05/16/2015, 12:31pm PDT
"got lost in the mass of quantum bullshit" should be the game's tagline NT by fabio 05/16/2015, 1:01pm PDT
The sad thing is Burial at Sea wold have made a better Bioshock than Bioshock by WITTGENSTEIN 05/16/2015, 1:20pm PDT
But it's a pretty shitty continuation of Infinite by WITTGENSTEIN 05/16/2015, 5:25pm PDT
The original incarnation of Fitzroy was also dumb by skip 05/17/2015, 6:28am PDT
I didn't really like Fitzroy's character at all through any of it by WITTGENSTEIN 05/17/2015, 9:25am PDT
I thought about that but why the No Niggers policy by WITTGENSTEIN 05/16/2015, 1:08pm PDT
Old fashioned "one drop rule" racism didn't just apply to injuns. NT by Mischief Maker 05/16/2015, 1:59pm PDT
Everything you say makes sense. Too bad they never put it in the FUCKING GAME NT by WITTGENSTEIN 05/16/2015, 2:27pm PDT
Fortinbras moment! NT by stupidity fairy 05/17/2015, 12:23am PDT
Yeah why would it be necessary to explain the motivations of a villain in a NT by story? 05/17/2015, 12:32am PDT
What's 'show, don't tell?' You'd think to apply it to cinematic-heavy games NT by if you thought at all. 05/17/2015, 10:02am PDT
Except it doesn't show OR tell NT by You FUCKING RETARD 05/17/2015, 10:14am PDT
Then where did MM draw those conclusions from, some other unavailable universe? NT by Caps don't equal brains, Fortinbras 05/17/2015, 12:54pm PDT
His ass maybe? by Worm 05/17/2015, 3:05pm PDT
You've met people who live by that idea unless you're a total shut-in. NT by A Message from Caltrops Cares 05/17/2015, 3:40pm PDT
What like born agains or something? by Worm 05/17/2015, 4:12pm PDT
It's about how the audience is expected to think religious people live, not abou by what you can explain. 05/17/2015, 5:09pm PDT
Somebody wrote that it's basically steampunk Mormonism with alternative dimensio NT by shit tacked on. 05/17/2015, 6:12pm PDT
Bingo! by MM 05/17/2015, 3:51pm PDT
There always must be a Comstock. NT by Worm 05/17/2015, 4:14pm PDT
All analysis comes out of someone's ass by skip 05/17/2015, 3:58pm PDT
Meta: Is it worth giving Fortinbras shit if you have talk up Infinite? NT by Worm 05/17/2015, 10:21am PDT
Well what else is this mysterio gonna do now that Ken Levine wound down by Irrational? 05/17/2015, 10:34am PDT
Oh that's an idea, a social app that matches crazy fanboys with content creators NT by Worm 05/17/2015, 10:48am PDT
True. History will be nicer to Infinite. Guaranteed it will show up on almost NT by all "best games of the 10s" lists 05/17/2015, 11:56am PDT
Which is funny by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/17/2015, 12:23pm PDT
Infinite sucks, I just point out a lack of insight here and there by sadsack self-proclaimed mysterio el 05/17/2015, 1:00pm PDT
Re: Infinite sucks, I just point out a lack of insight here and there by WITTGENSTEIN 05/17/2015, 1:30pm PDT
How hard is it to understand? Baptism = racism duh NT by r/atheism redditor 05/17/2015, 1:42pm PDT
Yeah, we all need to read Uncle Tom's Cabin and watch Roots to think critically! NT by It's not you. It's never you. 05/17/2015, 2:06pm PDT
'all humans share MM's racial studies class he took.' What a Kodak moment. by sadsack self-proclaimed mysterio el 05/17/2015, 2:28pm PDT
I have to side with Wittgenstein by Vested Id 05/17/2015, 3:00pm PDT
There's the answer to all attempts at quality writing, then. by sadsack self-proclaimed mysterio el 05/17/2015, 3:11pm PDT
Look seriously... by MM 05/17/2015, 4:33pm PDT
That's grand. How did the wiki writers, who are stupid, also get there? by Your analysis is not unique. 05/17/2015, 4:52pm PDT
You know what? You convinced me. Bioshock's story is great. by MM 05/17/2015, 6:27pm PDT
109 pages with cover! by All-caps trigger warning 05/17/2015, 6:57pm PDT
Right. The attempted storytelling can't be separated from the rest of the game. by cap-sensitive tumblerite 05/17/2015, 10:33pm PDT
Complexity isn't inherently good by Vested Id 05/17/2015, 7:01pm PDT
They connected to their chosen audience just fine but that's beside the point. by sadsack self-proclaimed mysterio el 05/17/2015, 10:42pm PDT
If story ambition alone is praiseworthy, Final Fantasy XIII is Citizen Kane. NT by MM 05/18/2015, 5:54am PDT
We should check by asking Wittgenstein if he got confused by any part of the NT by dumb story. 05/18/2015, 6:40am PDT
Narrative is as worthy of improvement as action. Claims to the contrary aren't by good for games. 05/18/2015, 10:34am PDT
The advantage of being a Mysterio is you can walk away from a losing argument. by MM 05/18/2015, 4:29pm PDT
What do you want from me, photo ID and an address? Typical shyster. by Mysterio 05/18/2015, 5:11pm PDT
Turns out Mysterio was pulling an ~elaborate troll~ on us all along! by WITTGENSTEIN 05/18/2015, 5:39pm PDT
even screechy mouthbreathers know increasing likelihood of replies ain't trollan by sadsack self-proclaimed mysterio el 05/18/2015, 8:18pm PDT
Why talk about another game? This has provided the most forum activity in months by skip 05/18/2015, 6:55pm PDT
Maybe ludonarrative sacrifice or drift, like SW:BFII's tacked on space battles. NT by Clint Hocking 05/18/2015, 8:24pm PDT
Feels like skip is describing several different things. But yes. by sadsack self-proclaimed mysterio el 05/18/2015, 8:49pm PDT
Re: Feels like skip is describing several different things. But yes. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/19/2015, 10:38am PDT
Lack of ambition was not one of Infinite's faults by WITTGENSTEIN 05/19/2015, 2:23pm PDT
One thing I'll never, ever get by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/19/2015, 3:24pm PDT
I wouldn't play Cage games if I thought vision didn't matter by skip 05/19/2015, 6:15pm PDT
Re: What do you want from me, photo ID and an address? Typical shyster. by Daniel Berkhart 05/19/2015, 3:59pm PDT
This has the be #cousinits NT by fabio 05/18/2015, 7:46pm PDT
Virtual misogyny is fine, it can spark introspection that stops real misogyny. by sadsack self-proclaimed mysterio el 05/18/2015, 8:16pm PDT
#cousinits writes with brevity by Daniel Berkhart 05/19/2015, 4:19pm PDT
I'd like to officially disagree with your anti-mysterio sentiments, who cares? by Worm 05/19/2015, 11:51am PDT
Go get some therapy already Worm NT by MYSTERIOOOOO 05/19/2015, 12:44pm PDT
Standard Worm playbook: Feign disinterest, call all parties fags, participate NT by intensely 05/19/2015, 5:21pm PDT
Re: They connected to their chosen audience just fine but that's beside the poi by Vested Id 05/18/2015, 2:04pm PDT
all those words and you still call me a cocksucker by Mysterio 05/18/2015, 2:28pm PDT
Re: all those words and you still call me a cocksucker by Vested Id 05/18/2015, 3:37pm PDT
The response to lionization remains NT by No, not really 05/18/2015, 3:46pm PDT
NT NT by thank god 05/18/2015, 4:10pm PDT
They deserve to be seen as middling when it comes to narrative development inste NT by of being demonized, yes. Special, n 05/18/2015, 4:59pm PDT
Re: Which is funny by all "best games of the 10s" lists 05/17/2015, 1:17pm PDT
It sold so well that the studio closed? NT by fabio 05/17/2015, 3:41pm PDT
6 million copies in a year isn't GTA V. But it's not exactly Braid or indie game NT by level sales either. 05/17/2015, 5:52pm PDT
Great post - thanks! by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/17/2015, 6:25pm PDT
Infinite is better cause by Vested Id 05/17/2015, 2:09pm PDT
He who pleases the fanfiction writers will gain immortality. NT by skip 05/17/2015, 3:41pm PDT
I don't even get why it's being embraced by SJWs and journos by fabio 05/17/2015, 3:57pm PDT
Nah. You and SJW's agree here. Video game opinions make for strange bedfellows by skip 05/17/2015, 4:17pm PDT
I want Fabio to do videos about gamer feminism done right. I'd watch them. by serial malcontent 05/17/2015, 4:20pm PDT
I'd say THIS is the ultimate takedown of Bioshock Infinite by MM 05/17/2015, 4:46pm PDT
You called it. by Mysterio 03/26/2024, 12:32pm PDT
Don't ruin the conversation. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 05/17/2015, 9:47am PDT
fag NT by fagNT 05/17/2015, 12:46pm PDT
Re: Does anybody want to defend this? by fabio 05/17/2015, 11:55am PDT
Man with excellent accent reviews every dumb flaw in Bioshock Infinite by Last 04/02/2014, 7:57am PDT
Yahtzee says System Shock 1 was inferior to SS2. NT by Mischief Maker 04/10/2013, 4:59pm PDT
Hey probably thinks the holocaust deathtoll was over exaggerated too. NT by who cares? 04/10/2013, 6:00pm PDT
He also thinks Borderlands sucks but Portal was great by WITTGENSTEIN 04/10/2013, 6:47pm PDT
Portal was revolutionary, you're not making any sense. NT by Last 04/10/2013, 6:54pm PDT
What revolution in gaming did it start? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 04/10/2013, 8:01pm PDT
This Revolution! by Mischief Maker 04/10/2013, 10:24pm PDT
It took vanilla FPS ingredients and invenged a radically new genre by Last 04/11/2013, 5:50am PDT
Without GladOS it wouldn't have been fun enough to sit through IMO. NT by Fullofkittens 04/11/2013, 6:20am PDT
Portal without Humour would be Doom without Violence, Rock Band without Music, by Gran Turismo without Cars. 04/11/2013, 1:13pm PDT
Our worst poster not liking it doesnt mean anything NT by Sick Boy 04/11/2013, 1:38pm PDT
Aside from Portal/Portal 2 can you think of any other titles in this new genre? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 04/11/2013, 2:49pm PDT
Yeah, there's a lot of portal puzzle indie games. by Last 04/11/2013, 3:31pm PDT
You're pants-shitting at windmills, but I'll humor you. by WITTGENSTEIN 04/11/2013, 4:23pm PDT
Imagine if you had unlimited money. Every game would be a 10/10! by Jerry Whorebach 04/11/2013, 4:39pm PDT
When did we start disliking Borderlands on Caltrops? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 04/11/2013, 4:58pm PDT
"We" by Sick Boy 04/11/2013, 5:18pm PDT
You really do shit on everything by Long Time Lurker 04/12/2013, 12:22pm PDT
Every game is more fun with friends, idiot. NT by Worm 04/11/2013, 4:50pm PDT
Portal lacks a multiplayer mode, 0/10? NT by Now you're just being a jackass. 04/11/2013, 4:59pm PDT
Actually the point is that of course Borderlands was a lot of fun with friends! by Worm 04/11/2013, 5:34pm PDT
Re: You're pants-shitting at windmills, but I'll humor you. by Sick Boy 04/11/2013, 5:20pm PDT
You didn't play Portal 2 because Portal 1 was too short. by An Officer And A Djentleman 04/11/2013, 6:38pm PDT
Games it spawned? by Cannibal 04/12/2013, 12:20pm PDT
And Wittencunt... NT by suspiciously quiet 04/13/2013, 3:50pm PDT
Narbacular Drop NT by Sick Boy 04/11/2013, 4:07pm PDT
Was made before Portal and by the same people. Doesn't count. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 04/11/2013, 4:26pm PDT
Was it? It was? Really? Was it? It was? It was? Really? Really? It was? It was? NT by Sick Boy 04/11/2013, 5:16pm PDT
If Portal is what qualifies as high brow I'd had to see your low brow. NT by I guess it'd look like Borderlands 04/10/2013, 7:02pm PDT
I had to google the term "gameplay elements". by Jerry Whorebach 04/10/2013, 10:48pm PDT
That's Borderlands 2. by laudablepuss 04/11/2013, 1:28pm PDT
Really? We're doing "Portal was mediocre" now? by An Officer And A Djentleman 04/11/2013, 3:12pm PDT
No? You're just stupid and can't read. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 04/11/2013, 3:23pm PDT
Re: No? You're just stupid and can't read. by Sick Boy 04/11/2013, 4:08pm PDT
Shut up, asshole NT by Mysterio 11/08/2023, 7:20pm PST
Lame: pussy, food, oxygen NT by WITTGENSTEIN 04/11/2013, 4:12pm PDT
I think we're long past the point where we accept Yahtzee as an entertainer NT by and not a reliable critic 04/10/2013, 11:52pm PDT
Agreed NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/11/2013, 7:33am PDT
so when's he going to get entertaining again? try this instead by jeep 04/16/2013, 9:39pm PDT
or this by jeep 04/16/2013, 9:50pm PDT
These were hilarious NT by Cannibal Dave 04/17/2013, 10:21am PDT
THIS by Entropy Stew 04/17/2013, 12:17pm PDT
the very minor issue with this by jeep 04/18/2013, 9:57pm PDT
They are funnier but Yahtzee is still worth watching by fabio 04/17/2013, 1:14pm PDT
Other paid reviewers are more serious than Yahtzee??? NT by MM 04/17/2013, 1:28pm PDT
eh his reviews aren't that useful either by jeep 04/18/2013, 10:01pm PDT
round two by jeep 04/18/2013, 10:10pm PDT
They are all worth watching, especially XCOM, FarCry 2, Crysis, COD Modern Warfa NT by just watch them all - Arbit 04/18/2013, 10:50pm PDT
Yeah by Vested Id 04/19/2013, 1:38pm PDT
I think those "Fate of" videos are just Let's Plays by Mischief Maker 04/19/2013, 6:34pm PDT
Yahtzee finally quit the Escapist. NT by Mysterio 11/06/2023, 9:32pm PST
Refusing to do the ad reads finally caught up with him? by oof 11/07/2023, 1:49am PST
I can't stop laughing by john 11/07/2023, 9:40am PST
I don't know many people who'd solidarity-quit with their boss en masse NT by So he must be a good egg 11/07/2023, 11:03am PST
Bro Team out of fash? by Bro 11/07/2023, 11:15am PST
The censored ZP on Youtube thing was getting old fast too by Miss you Broteam 11/07/2023, 11:26am PST
What does "Bro Team Pill" mean? Is it from something NT by john 11/07/2023, 12:57pm PST
Rhymes with "Protein Pill" NT by Bro 11/07/2023, 12:58pm PST
feel like pure shit just want them back by Miss you Broteam 11/08/2023, 6:31am PST
That is objectively terrible. NT by Mechapaw 11/08/2023, 10:45am PST
okay? Go snort Yahtzee's taint. Maybe he'll let you change his baby's diapers. NT by Mysterio 11/08/2023, 12:43pm PST
Will that make the video bettwr by Mechapaw 11/08/2023, 6:26pm PST
Only a handful of great ones with the end Broducers slate by Bro 11/08/2023, 11:14am PST
So stupid nonsense then, got it. NT by Mechapaw 11/08/2023, 11:12am PST
How dare he NT by Right hand holds the orange 11/08/2023, 11:24am PST
ha ha by fabio 09/19/2014, 2:24pm PDT
hee hee hee!! NT by pinback 09/19/2014, 2:28pm PDT
One hour in by fabio 02/20/2014, 5:07am PST
You got further than me NT by Roop 02/20/2014, 7:51pm PST
Yeah I feel ripped off at $10 by fabio 02/20/2014, 9:42pm PST
Reached Elizabeth by fabio 02/20/2014, 11:50pm PST
Just wait... NT by E. L. Koba 02/21/2014, 1:08pm PST
Increasingly plunging neckline as the game goes on by fabio 03/13/2014, 2:18am PDT
Comstock is going to turn out to be your future self, isn't he? NT by fabio 02/21/2014, 12:33pm PST
Okay guys, please stop making Elizabeth porn. Seriously. by Ken Levine 10/10/2013, 6:35pm PDT
I'm surprised he isn't suing people using the model for CG Porn. by Worm 10/10/2013, 7:30pm PDT
I like that he can't stop going to Deviant Art and searching for it. Oops gotta NT by register an account too 10/10/2013, 10:52pm PDT
Ken Levine dies a little inside every time he jerks to porn of his daught-I mean by Eurotrash 10/10/2013, 11:45pm PDT
Random thoughts after finishing by E. L. Koba 07/28/2013, 7:58pm PDT
I'm too lazy to look up if Dishonored was made by Bioshock people by fabio 07/28/2013, 8:44pm PDT
I liked Dishonored way more than BS:Inf by E. L. Koba 07/30/2013, 2:53pm PDT
Re: I'm too lazy to look up if Dishonored was made by Bioshock people by Souffle of Pain 07/30/2013, 7:00pm PDT
punchcards NT by fabio 07/31/2013, 2:29am PDT
Apparently I wasn't the only one that like playing in Rapture better by E. L. Koba 07/30/2013, 2:45pm PDT
Well this turd is finally under 30 bucks by Worm 07/11/2013, 7:48am PDT
Bioshock: Waifu by Entropy Stew 06/04/2013, 4:13pm PDT
Watch me play Bioshock by Ken Levine 04/14/2013, 4:17pm PDT
the best review of bioshock infinite by jeep 04/10/2013, 4:08pm PDT
After you beat the game, there's a post-credits scene you shouldn't skip. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/28/2013, 11:52pm PDT
Unrelated: the voice actress for Elizabeth is a 2L at Loyola. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/29/2013, 12:56am PDT
More like 34D at Lolita! NT by *rimshot* 03/29/2013, 11:03am PDT
Thanks by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/09/2013, 4:49pm PDT
Christianity, American patriotism, and white people in general scare me to death NT by Ken Levine 03/25/2013, 9:04pm PDT
This is why I stick with non-threatening little girls NT by Ken Levine 03/25/2013, 9:39pm PDT
Gorgeous, combat blows, more linear than Bioshock! NT by Gutsby 03/26/2013, 12:36am PDT
No autosave! No manual save! by Lurker 19438 03/26/2013, 3:10am PDT
No QUICKsave by Lurker 19438 03/26/2013, 5:33am PDT
Are you serious? They were still claiming you could save anywhere in interviews by as recently as last year. 03/26/2013, 6:29am PDT
Thanks. You saved me fifty dollars. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/26/2013, 7:32am PDT
$60 NT by Ken Levine's child prostitute 03/26/2013, 11:47am PDT
Hahah, those cunts by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/26/2013, 1:58pm PDT
Some things by Lurker 58913 03/26/2013, 11:58am PDT
WAIT HONEST QUESTION by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/26/2013, 2:00pm PDT
My bad by Lurker 13243 03/26/2013, 7:27pm PDT
So what's the plot to Bioshock 4 going to be? by WITTGENSTEIN 03/27/2013, 5:57pm PDT
Uh oh by fabio 03/31/2013, 3:07am PDT
This guy mentions Walking Dead as well by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/04/2013, 10:41pm PDT
Re: This guy mentions Walking Dead as well by Mischief Mixer 04/04/2013, 10:58pm PDT
He wants more dancing and less violence in his violent games. by Eurotrash 04/04/2013, 11:09pm PDT
Re: He wants more dancing and less violence in his violent games. by Grebble 04/05/2013, 7:19am PDT
Ken Levine is NOT sexually fixated on prepubescent girls by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/26/2013, 9:57pm PDT
You wish you had his edge NT by but a blob has no edges 03/26/2013, 10:34pm PDT
As long as I give this 10 year old girl giant hooters it'll all be cool NT by Ken Levine 03/27/2013, 3:38am PDT
You don't even need to go that far NT by Luc Besson 03/27/2013, 2:34pm PDT
"Rewards Unlock As More People Pre-Purchase!" NT by FUCK. OFF. 03/09/2013, 10:29am PST
Is this really that bad? It's just a promotion. NT by Worm 03/09/2013, 11:19am PST
oh there are dumb TF2 items involved, no wonder people are mad. NT by Worm 03/09/2013, 11:39am PST
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