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Gameplay footage by Entropy Stew 10/14/2009, 11:06pm PDT
    DIS IS STOOPID by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 10/14/2009, 11:43pm PDT
    omg she's just like us *nerd glasses* NT by up with pod people 10/14/2009, 11:54pm PDT
        she's not that fat NT by Sniper 10/15/2009, 12:27am PDT
        she's too agile NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/15/2009, 2:36am PDT
            SHE'S BENDING LIKE THE PRETZELS WE SAW ON ISLE 7 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 10/15/2009, 2:37am PDT
                why do we always just look at the pretzels? NT by gruman 10/15/2009, 5:49am PDT
        she can make eye contact with other people NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/15/2009, 2:39am PDT
        she actually has the desire to raise children NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/15/2009, 2:40am PDT
        She's exactly like me *hairshirt* NT by Entropy Stew 10/15/2009, 8:12am PDT
        She is also much like me. *guns for feet* NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 10/15/2009, 8:33am PDT
        come on now the PS3 has its finger on the PULSE here NT by up with pod people 10/15/2009, 9:07am PDT
    I don't need two douchebags talking over what is probably going to be the only by Worm 10/15/2009, 5:40am PDT
    This is inexpensive on Steam. Should I purchase it? NT by Kenji Carter 12/23/2018, 8:38am PST
        I mean, sure, it's six bucks but it's just ok. It's fine. by Mysterio Lollerson 12/23/2018, 6:05pm PST

Bayonetta 2 by Rafiki 11/16/2014, 1:28pm PST
    Re: Bayonetta 2 by fabio 11/16/2014, 3:13pm PST
        Re: Bayonetta 2 by Rafiki 11/20/2014, 10:26am PST
            Re: Bayonetta 2 by jsohua 11/20/2014, 11:39am PST
    Turning this into an article! What platform did you use to play, Rafiki? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/27/2015, 8:15am PST
        Bayonetta 2 is a Wii U exclusive NT by Entropy Stew 01/27/2015, 9:49am PST

What if Bayonetta were a gay man? by Entropy Stew 10/30/2014, 11:26am PDT
    This was the one she took down though right? by Worm 10/30/2014, 12:08pm PDT

I like how reviewers show their feminist credentials with Lollipop Chainsaw by skip 07/06/2012, 10:03am PDT
    What is the accepted insult for my gender? by Jessica Alba 07/06/2012, 11:49am PDT
        Re: What is the accepted insult for my gender? by an Android based media center 07/13/2012, 1:44pm PDT
            Well that killed my boner. NT by Worm 07/13/2012, 2:10pm PDT
                Her lack of resistance made my (and her rapist's) penis flaccid. NT by Worm 07/13/2012, 2:14pm PDT
            It's all a cover for horrible people by Jessica Alba 07/13/2012, 4:26pm PDT
        Shithead, dumbass, stupid fuckwit, piss poor excuse for an 'x'... by Last 07/13/2012, 6:37pm PDT
    Bayonetta gets called a bitch once! by Worm 07/06/2012, 6:13pm PDT
    so women are all strong independent self actualized heroes who's can't stand bei by the one who infuriates you 07/13/2012, 11:00am PDT
        No women read this forum anymore, who is supposed to get angry at this NT by Mysterio 07/13/2012, 12:28pm PDT
            Jsoh's future daughter NT by DAAAAAAAAD!!! 07/13/2012, 2:12pm PDT

anime by FABIO 03/11/2010, 8:48pm PST
    You know how I know you're gay? by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/11/2010, 8:50pm PST
        You get your understanding of gender from comic books by FABIO 03/12/2010, 10:12am PST
            FABIO respects women TOO MUCH to enjoy Bayonetta by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/12/2010, 11:17am PST
                Re: FABIO respects women TOO MUCH to enjoy Bayonetta by up with pod people 03/12/2010, 11:27am PST
                Character flaw: NOT jerking off to video games by FABIO 03/12/2010, 11:37am PST
                    Stop fantasizing about me masturbating, FABIO. And go wash your hands. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/12/2010, 12:04pm PST
                        YOU'RE gay. NO YOU'RE gay. NO YOU! YOU! NT by The conversation so far 03/12/2010, 2:12pm PST
                            It started with fabio actually BEING gay, so that helped. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 2:16pm PST
                                doesn't jerk off to: video games, cumgut elves NT by GAY! 03/12/2010, 2:32pm PST
                                    Psh yeah, no shit. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 2:50pm PST
                HE'S THE SWEETEST MAN THERE EVER WAS by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 12:44pm PST
    Oh my god what the fuck am I looking at by Fortinbras 03/11/2010, 9:17pm PST
        You are reading Caltrops with your wife. by Marriage Counselor Man 03/12/2010, 7:38am PST
            Re: You are reading Caltrops with your wife. by Fortinbras 03/12/2010, 10:28am PST
                Tell your cunt wife that she's a cunt. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 11:00am PST
                    Then kick her in the box. NT by laudablepuss 03/12/2010, 11:46am PST
    Re: anime by Noi Dau Don 03/11/2010, 10:35pm PST
        Fabio is a homosexual! ^_^ by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 9:13am PST
    I take it everybody skipped to video #2 by Mischief Maker 03/12/2010, 12:09pm PST
        Skipping straight to overcompensating for Mike Savage syndrome, yes by FABIO 03/12/2010, 2:09pm PST
            Putting FABIO's gayness to the test! by Jerry Whorebach 03/12/2010, 2:39pm PST
                I passed... got a 65. NT by Last 03/12/2010, 6:19pm PST
            Waiter, this steak doesn't taste like a salad. I would like a refund. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/12/2010, 3:20pm PST
                Re: Waiter, this steak doesn't taste like a salad. I would like a refund. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 5:06pm PST
                If the steak is Bayonetta then it's probably covered in HAIR. by Jerry Whorebach 03/12/2010, 5:17pm PST
                It's not a fun game by FABIO 03/12/2010, 5:55pm PST
                Don't you have to watch Bayonetta's cutscenes like a hawk for surprise QTEs? NT by Mischief Maker 03/12/2010, 6:06pm PST
                    Yes. Worst case of Press X To Not Die I've seen in years. :( NT by Noi Dau Don 03/12/2010, 6:17pm PST
            The really sad thing is the sheer amount of work that went into making that scen by Mischief Maker 03/12/2010, 6:17pm PST
                It's amazing how much work they put into animation in the game by FABIO 03/12/2010, 9:09pm PST
    we might rent this game and then decide if it's worth buying later NT by irony 03/12/2010, 8:03pm PST
    Good news! Japan fixed it so you would be able to enjoy Bayonetta by Noi Dau Perfect Platinum Don 03/19/2010, 9:52am PDT

This game is way better than *SPIT* God of War 3 NT by Tom Chick 03/12/2010, 10:43pm PST
    Threat level elevated!!!! by Tom Chick 03/13/2010, 12:54pm PST
        Admin please move thread to Katamari NT by Noi Dau Don 03/13/2010, 1:03pm PST
        o god qt3 drowning in the chaff of unmoderated posters someone killfile tom chic NT by irony 03/13/2010, 7:22pm PST
            Tom Chick has trolled you (impassioned speech). NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/13/2010, 7:26pm PST

Bullet Witch. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 12:42am PST
    badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger NT by closed 02/19/2010, 8:02am PST
        everybody's talking about badgers badgers badgers badgers all we are saying is g NT by irony 02/19/2010, 9:06am PST
    jay schilling finally gets his game made... but it's actually more like bayonett NT by irony 02/19/2010, 9:02am PST
        also it came out in 1997 NT by closed 02/19/2010, 3:21pm PST
            2007 whatever NT by closed 02/19/2010, 3:22pm PST

It's not that great = by FABIO 02/08/2010, 7:28pm PST
    Pfft what a dame! NT by Noi Dau Don 02/08/2010, 7:31pm PST

It's good. by Lizard_King 01/07/2010, 9:44pm PST
    Oh yeah it's out, we should rent it. :3 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/07/2010, 10:16pm PST
    It gets pretty fucking hard, and cutscenes are just a hair too long. by Worm 01/08/2010, 7:06am PST
        actually it's what would have made a better DMC 2, but nothing else by Worm 01/08/2010, 11:19pm PST
            Why I (eventually) gave up on DMC4 by Mischief Maker 01/09/2010, 8:31am PST
                Wittgenstein wins again! NT by icycalm 01/09/2010, 8:53am PST
                    icycalm was the DMC1 superfan by Mischief Maker 01/09/2010, 1:09pm PST
                The game really tries hard to make it up to you in the end. by Worm 01/09/2010, 11:39am PST
                    To what extent are you ignoring skills? by Lizard_King 01/09/2010, 1:36pm PST
                        Yeah techniques, and I mean I'm not buying them cuz they suck dick. by Worm 01/09/2010, 1:53pm PST
                    Re: The game really tries hard to make it up to you in the end. by N 02/07/2010, 3:55am PST

Early release sneak preview demo on xbawcks. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/20/2009, 12:28pm PST
    I actually liked it. ^_^ by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/20/2009, 6:34pm PST
        PS I wish these games were more spaced out over the year. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/20/2009, 6:36pm PST
            Re: PS I wish these games were more spaced out over the year. :( by N 11/23/2009, 8:11pm PST
                Why would the PISS 3 version be inferior? :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/23/2009, 10:06pm PST
                    Re: Why would the PISS 3 version be inferior? :( by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/23/2009, 10:28pm PST
                        The PS3 launch has been one FUCKUP after another. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/23/2009, 10:50pm PST
                    That's what I thought too. by N 11/24/2009, 6:02am PST
                        Well at least I know what version I'll rent then. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/24/2009, 6:05am PST
                        considering how much they loved mgs4's story, I don't think so NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/24/2009, 10:59am PST
                If it were going to be ported. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/23/2009, 11:19pm PST
        it does look like it will be pretty good, but maybe it's just because I'm a man by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/21/2009, 12:26am PST
            I'm not talkin bout rubbers, RUBBERS ARE BOOOOOOOOOLSHIT NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/21/2009, 2:12am PST

game informer had a preview article about this awhile ago by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/31/2009, 7:32am PDT
    gameplay looks fun by FABIO 05/31/2009, 9:09am PDT
        Being a Sailor Scout wearing the Spawn Symbiote makes up for any anime bloo blee NT by Worm 05/31/2009, 10:46am PDT
        She's a single mother, that's pretty modern and up to date for a change. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 11:27am PDT
        Wait, this actually looks really good :( NT by Entropy Stew 05/31/2009, 3:11pm PDT
        Re: gameplay looks fun by JTTs Biggest Fan 06/01/2009, 10:03am PDT
            But remember that the child came from her crotch -- so it all ties together. NT by Fussbett 06/01/2009, 10:18am PDT
                So it will be all worn out? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/01/2009, 10:31am PDT
                    She fixed that with red orbs in the game's prologue. NT by Worm 06/01/2009, 10:33am PDT
            It's not her child, it's the key to the gate between heaven and hell or somethin NT by Worm 06/01/2009, 10:32am PDT
                vinz clortho NT by gruman 06/01/2009, 5:48pm PDT
                    (giant SLOR) NT by discuss. 06/01/2009, 6:30pm PDT
            Where are the crotch shots? by QuĂ©tinbec 06/01/2009, 6:46pm PDT
                He's talking about this older video... by Fussbett 06/01/2009, 7:06pm PDT
                    THEY SHOULD CALL THE GAME BEAVERETTA NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/01/2009, 7:20pm PDT
                        Leatheretta NT by Entropy Stew 06/01/2009, 7:26pm PDT
                            That's not leather that's HAIR o____________________o NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/01/2009, 7:28pm PDT
                                *Gamasutra postmortem on fur shaders* NT by Entropy Stew 06/01/2009, 8:35pm PDT

 
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