by FABIO 03/11/2010, 8:48pm PST
Here is the intro cutscene for the next to last boss. Don't worry about spoilers, because you never see a single second of him up until this point and the plot is a worthless mess (the end is just an exact retread of DMC4 anyway).
When watching this, keep in mind that from the very first hour or two you learn that Bayonetta is "the left eye" that will resurrect some god and she meets a toddler that is obviously her as a kid. It takes 10 minutes of empty anime dialog enunciating every 4th word to tell you nothing new. Pretty much every cutscene in the game is like this: lots of lots of Matrix sequel talking, only even less interesting.
Without further ado, allow co-hosts Mischief Maker and Rafiki to present the Mass Effect award for terrible anime writing:
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Bonus: Zseni's fantasy, as written by Jhoh
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anime by FABIO 03/11/2010, 8:48pm PST
You know how I know you're gay? by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/11/2010, 8:50pm PST
You get your understanding of gender from comic books by FABIO 03/12/2010, 10:12am PST
FABIO respects women TOO MUCH to enjoy Bayonetta by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/12/2010, 11:17am PST
Re: FABIO respects women TOO MUCH to enjoy Bayonetta by up with pod people 03/12/2010, 11:27am PST
Character flaw: NOT jerking off to video games by FABIO 03/12/2010, 11:37am PST
Stop fantasizing about me masturbating, FABIO. And go wash your hands. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/12/2010, 12:04pm PST
YOU'RE gay. NO YOU'RE gay. NO YOU! YOU! NT by The conversation so far 03/12/2010, 2:12pm PST
It started with fabio actually BEING gay, so that helped. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 2:16pm PST
doesn't jerk off to: video games, cumgut elves NT by GAY! 03/12/2010, 2:32pm PST
Psh yeah, no shit. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 2:50pm PST
HE'S THE SWEETEST MAN THERE EVER WAS by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 12:44pm PST
Oh my god what the fuck am I looking at by Fortinbras 03/11/2010, 9:17pm PST
You are reading Caltrops with your wife. by Marriage Counselor Man 03/12/2010, 7:38am PST
Re: You are reading Caltrops with your wife. by Fortinbras 03/12/2010, 10:28am PST
Tell your cunt wife that she's a cunt. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 11:00am PST
Then kick her in the box. NT by laudablepuss 03/12/2010, 11:46am PST
Re: anime by Noi Dau Don 03/11/2010, 10:35pm PST
Fabio is a homosexual! ^_^ by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 9:13am PST
I take it everybody skipped to video #2 by Mischief Maker 03/12/2010, 12:09pm PST
Skipping straight to overcompensating for Mike Savage syndrome, yes by FABIO 03/12/2010, 2:09pm PST
Putting FABIO's gayness to the test! by Jerry Whorebach 03/12/2010, 2:39pm PST
I passed... got a 65. NT by Last 03/12/2010, 6:19pm PST
Waiter, this steak doesn't taste like a salad. I would like a refund. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/12/2010, 3:20pm PST
Re: Waiter, this steak doesn't taste like a salad. I would like a refund. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 5:06pm PST
If the steak is Bayonetta then it's probably covered in HAIR. by Jerry Whorebach 03/12/2010, 5:17pm PST
It's not a fun game by FABIO 03/12/2010, 5:55pm PST
Don't you have to watch Bayonetta's cutscenes like a hawk for surprise QTEs? NT by Mischief Maker 03/12/2010, 6:06pm PST
Yes. Worst case of Press X To Not Die I've seen in years. :( NT by Noi Dau Don 03/12/2010, 6:17pm PST
The really sad thing is the sheer amount of work that went into making that scen by Mischief Maker 03/12/2010, 6:17pm PST
It's amazing how much work they put into animation in the game by FABIO 03/12/2010, 9:09pm PST
we might rent this game and then decide if it's worth buying later NT by irony 03/12/2010, 8:03pm PST
Good news! Japan fixed it so you would be able to enjoy Bayonetta by Noi Dau Perfect Platinum Don 03/19/2010, 9:52am PDT