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So why don't you have fun playing a sport like normal people? by Quétinbec 04/16/2009, 4:54pm PDT
Zsenitan wrote:

It is awful. I pant and sweat and sweat and pant redfaced on sissy low gear settings, and fat teenagers walking downhill smirk at me.


You could play basketball as kind of female Charles Barkley character. There are always a few of them floating around social leagues cracking jokes because they're uncomfortable. People think well of them. No one wants to see a fat girl on a bike because fat people are supposed to be that way because they're lazy. Don't rock the boat by trying hard and failing.
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Wintertime biking; or, how to harvest condescending smiles by Zsenitan 01/18/2009, 5:13pm PST NEW
    can't speak for everyone by bombMexico 01/18/2009, 5:36pm PST NEW
    It's not condescension. It's a sort of bemused admiration. NT by Gutsby 01/18/2009, 5:47pm PST NEW
    Maybe you're staring at them? NT by Fussbett 01/18/2009, 6:24pm PST NEW
        as a cartoon thought baloon turns them into hamburgers with arms and legs NT by bombMexico 01/18/2009, 7:01pm PST NEW
            The Mexican Hamburglar is a quadruple-amputee? NT by Mischief Maker 01/18/2009, 7:45pm PST NEW
    A FAT WOMAN GAVE ME A CONDESCENDING SMILE THAT TEARS IT THIS SHIT IS .... by Zsenitan 04/16/2009, 5:44am PDT NEW
        Eat something. NT by You'll feel better. 04/16/2009, 7:37am PDT NEW
            That's a pretty good joke, but she already made it in the post. NT by Fussbett 04/16/2009, 10:49am PDT NEW
        So why don't you have fun playing a sport like normal people? by QuĂ©tinbec 04/16/2009, 4:54pm PDT NEW
    the guitar used to record the layla album sold for a half million dollars by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/16/2009, 7:13am PDT NEW
 
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