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Jerry?! ...Jerry, I have a favour to ask... by Quétinbec 05/06/2009, 2:36pm PDT
There's a new girl, 'pod people', who's been making a name for herself here after she revealed she was a middle-aged mother of one. She's OK, but she writes without capitalising words or using enough punctuation. It's fucking annoying and I need you to make fun of her for it. I'd do it myself, but recently I embarrassed myself by talking shit about employed people and making silly reveals and I'll have to keep a low profile for the next week or so until it all blows over.

Also, while you're at it, Fussbett has started a thread where people discuss a short story he's read. He posted photos of the story to the forum using his defunct robbotbuttons website. If you follow the link, it redirects to another of his websites, playerzhilton.com. I need you to make fun of him for starting and then giving up on so many quirky websites. Don't call him a loser outright or he may be suspicious, but use your cunning to make him feel like he'll never amount to shit and everything he touches will slowly peter out.

Thanks.
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How's it going, Jerry? And how are you finding Caltrops? NT by Quétinbec 05/06/2009, 6:54am PDT NEW
    Jerry?! ...Jerry, I have a favour to ask... by Quétinbec 05/06/2009, 2:36pm PDT NEW
        mother of two by up with pod people 05/06/2009, 2:54pm PDT NEW
            That's what CAPS LOCK is for. Use it, start a sentence, use it again. NT by A Message from Caltrops Cares 05/06/2009, 3:09pm PDT NEW
            And how about if EVERYONE submitted to their primal urges while posting? NT by hmm? 05/06/2009, 3:28pm PDT NEW
            Thirsty work, isn't it? NT by Dr. L 05/06/2009, 3:43pm PDT NEW
        How did you miss discussions of Playerzhilton.com? NT by Fussbett 05/06/2009, 4:37pm PDT NEW
    I'm great, but Caltrops has really gone downhill since Queerio said goodbye fore by Jerry Whorebach 05/08/2009, 3:31am PDT NEW
        OOH BURN YOU SURE GOT 'EM NT by CSI: Australasia 05/08/2009, 7:55am PDT NEW
        Why have you been so busy for the past 3 days? As a shut-in, explain yourself. NT by Quétinbec 05/08/2009, 2:36pm PDT NEW
            Anytime I see him on Xbox Live he's playing Forza 2. It's creepy! NT by Fussbett 05/08/2009, 2:42pm PDT NEW
                I heard they were showing Forza 3 at E3 and I wanted to get my complaints in ord NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/08/2009, 7:42pm PDT NEW
                    Always assumed you kept the game running 24/7 by bombMexico 05/10/2009, 1:09pm PDT NEW
        oh man, you totally just did exactly as you were told. by up with pod people 05/08/2009, 2:51pm PDT NEW
            Just like a woman, trying to turn best buds against one another v_v by Jerry Whorebach 05/08/2009, 7:38pm PDT NEW
                Maybe when you get a bit cooler, PP, someone will ask you about your life. NT by Quétinbec 05/09/2009, 3:38pm PDT NEW
    I brought back my whiteboard bit to tell this one 20-year-old joke: by Fussbett 06/06/2009, 7:20pm PDT NEW
        Inter4erence NT by Entropy Stew 06/06/2009, 9:03pm PDT NEW
 
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