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Re: Missing the nutbar line by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/20/2009, 12:34am PDT
Del Preston: Alright, ladies and gentlemen. It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this. Wayne, you will run the backstage team. Milton, you are my liaison between Wayne's backstage team and Garth's front-stage team which includes myself in the booth. To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so.
[Places a capsule in his mouth]
Del Preston: Any questions?
Garth: Yes, I have a question. When did you turn into a nutbar?
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13-year-old UK boy did not knock up his babysitter after all. by Last 05/19/2009, 2:07pm PDT NEW
    His life is still over, in addition to another boys now! Schadenfreude wins! NT by Fortinbras 05/19/2009, 2:11pm PDT NEW
    Heard an interesting theory the other day as to why kids are growing up so fast by Jerry Whorebach 05/19/2009, 2:44pm PDT NEW
        Yeeeeugh! :( by laudablepuss 05/19/2009, 3:17pm PDT NEW
        schizophrenic or l. ron hubbard fan? NT by up with pod people 05/19/2009, 3:44pm PDT NEW
            scientologists are crazy right? NT by up with pod bot 05/19/2009, 4:06pm PDT NEW
                That was fast NT by Fortinbras 05/19/2009, 4:07pm PDT NEW
                    I'm disappointed; I was hoping for *trail of breastmilk* NT by up with pod people 05/19/2009, 4:08pm PDT NEW
                        me too by Moog 05/19/2009, 4:13pm PDT NEW
                            That's not Moog's MO (who are you!!!!!!!!!!!) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/19/2009, 4:31pm PDT NEW
                                CURSE YOU, it is I, the Lich King! *zooms away in stone UFO, piss spraying out b NT by Moog 05/19/2009, 7:54pm PDT NEW
                                    Clearly, the most evil force in game history. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/19/2009, 7:57pm PDT NEW
                        I breastfeed. That is the interesting thing I do. NT by up with pod bot 05/19/2009, 4:23pm PDT NEW
                            I take the worst parts of people's personalities and make them awkwardly visible NT by Bot bot 05/20/2009, 8:01am PDT NEW
                        Like SNL's Big Red, except with milky teats NT by Entropy Stew 05/19/2009, 7:13pm PDT NEW
        But how long will ASADA be able to resist assaulting the 12 year old? NT by Mysterious Stranger 05/20/2009, 6:55am PDT NEW
    Chantelle Stedman responds holding flashlight under chin, yelling I'M THE LEPREC by Rafiki 05/19/2009, 6:11pm PDT NEW
        Re: Chantelle Stedman responds holding flashlight under chin, yelling I'M THE LE by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/19/2009, 6:31pm PDT NEW
            Missing the nutbar line NT by Entropy Stew 05/19/2009, 7:11pm PDT NEW
                Re: Missing the nutbar line by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/20/2009, 12:34am PDT NEW
 
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