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by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/20/2009, 12:34am PDT |
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Del Preston: Alright, ladies and gentlemen. It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this. Wayne, you will run the backstage team. Milton, you are my liaison between Wayne's backstage team and Garth's front-stage team which includes myself in the booth. To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so.
[Places a capsule in his mouth]
Del Preston: Any questions?
Garth: Yes, I have a question. When did you turn into a nutbar? |
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13-year-old UK boy did not knock up his babysitter after all. by Last 05/19/2009, 2:07pm PDT 
His life is still over, in addition to another boys now! Schadenfreude wins! NT by Fortinbras 05/19/2009, 2:11pm PDT 
Heard an interesting theory the other day as to why kids are growing up so fast by Jerry Whorebach 05/19/2009, 2:44pm PDT 
Yeeeeugh! :( by laudablepuss 05/19/2009, 3:17pm PDT 
schizophrenic or l. ron hubbard fan? NT by up with pod people 05/19/2009, 3:44pm PDT 
scientologists are crazy right? NT by up with pod bot 05/19/2009, 4:06pm PDT 
That was fast NT by Fortinbras 05/19/2009, 4:07pm PDT 
I'm disappointed; I was hoping for *trail of breastmilk* NT by up with pod people 05/19/2009, 4:08pm PDT 
me too by Moog 05/19/2009, 4:13pm PDT 
That's not Moog's MO (who are you!!!!!!!!!!!) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/19/2009, 4:31pm PDT 
CURSE YOU, it is I, the Lich King! *zooms away in stone UFO, piss spraying out b NT by Moog 05/19/2009, 7:54pm PDT 
Clearly, the most evil force in game history. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/19/2009, 7:57pm PDT 
I breastfeed. That is the interesting thing I do. NT by up with pod bot 05/19/2009, 4:23pm PDT 
I take the worst parts of people's personalities and make them awkwardly visible NT by Bot bot 05/20/2009, 8:01am PDT 
Like SNL's Big Red, except with milky teats NT by Entropy Stew 05/19/2009, 7:13pm PDT 
But how long will ASADA be able to resist assaulting the 12 year old? NT by Mysterious Stranger 05/20/2009, 6:55am PDT 
Chantelle Stedman responds holding flashlight under chin, yelling I'M THE LEPREC by Rafiki 05/19/2009, 6:11pm PDT 
Re: Chantelle Stedman responds holding flashlight under chin, yelling I'M THE LE by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/19/2009, 6:31pm PDT 
Missing the nutbar line NT by Entropy Stew 05/19/2009, 7:11pm PDT 
Re: Missing the nutbar line by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/20/2009, 12:34am PDT 
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