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by Devil Dinosaur 07/15/2009, 8:47pm PDT |
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Quétinbec wrote:
Devil Dinosaur wrote:
sorry Quentinbeck. They both dumped me. I have no one.
See?! That's hilarious and you were keeping it to yourself. Did you ask them to explain?
I just felt ashamed.
There were two girls. The first one SAID she was 5'10" but that smy height and she looked up to me even when she was wearing those shoe things, MaryJanes. So there was lying filth from the get go. I dont understand why women lie about their height. I dont think she was actually blond, I think she coloured her hair but that was fine.
Anyway, we went out five times. She gave me a hummer in the car towards the end of the fourth date and I declined to come inside that night because I had to work. But I really DID have to work, on Wednesdays I have to get a 5:37 bus to make it in for the long day. Who randomly blows a guy late on a Tuesday nite? I appreciated it, but i think I made the Wrong move. We went to the movies for our last date and she wrote me an email waiting for me when i got home.
The other one was much shorter and I don't think she was originally american. I didnt get aorund to asking though. She liked to drink and it was ok for me to have one that I didnt' drink around and one that I did if that makes sense. We went out four times with sex on dates three and four but she hasn't writtein in what has been a long time now. I don't want to be the one to write out of the blue and go 'hey, so, where've you been' because I hate that. |
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Can anyone recommend a purveyor of fine monocles? by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/15/2009, 5:15pm PDT 
I hate these threads. by Quétinbec 07/15/2009, 5:45pm PDT 
Re: I hate these threads. by Devil Dinosaur 07/15/2009, 5:53pm PDT 
Re: I hate these threads. by Quétinbec 07/15/2009, 8:17pm PDT 
Re: I hate these threads. by Devil Dinosaur 07/15/2009, 8:47pm PDT 
Re: I hate these threads. by Quétinbec 07/16/2009, 1:48am PDT 
None of this is surprising by I need clarification 07/16/2009, 6:36pm PDT 
Or, you could look at it as he was halving it. NT by Fullofkittens 07/16/2009, 7:21pm PDT 
Re: None of this is surprising by Quétinbec 07/16/2009, 10:29pm PDT 
Re: None of this is surprising by I need clarification 07/16/2009, 11:50pm PDT 
I hate successful people. NT by Quétinbec translator 07/15/2009, 5:55pm PDT 
I will tell you the shit out of whether this kid has webbed feet by Last 07/15/2009, 6:12pm PDT 
Do they not have ultrasounds where you live? NT by Doctor Fortinbras 07/15/2009, 6:17pm PDT 
Those things are like Rorshach drawings. Who the hell knows what you're even lo by Fullofkittens 07/15/2009, 6:40pm PDT 
Re: Those things are like Rorshach drawings. Who the hell knows what you're ev by up with pod people 07/15/2009, 7:21pm PDT 
Re: Those things are like Rorshach drawings. Who the hell knows what you're ev by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/15/2009, 8:49pm PDT 
I see your Hector Hammond and raise you. . . by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/15/2009, 9:03pm PDT 
What's more discomfiting than MODOK? by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/19/2009, 12:18am PDT 
=( NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/19/2009, 12:28am PDT 
I was feeling bad that pod people left, and then I read the above post. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/29/2012, 7:26pm PDT 
It's a good thing you love sour grapes so much by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/15/2009, 7:58pm PDT 
where are you buying and what kind of place by up with pod people 07/15/2009, 7:25pm PDT 
He won't say shit and if he does, it'll only be to spite me. by Quétinbec 07/15/2009, 8:19pm PDT 
Good job replying to this and not to my post, pussy. by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/15/2009, 8:29pm PDT 
*CHOO-CHOO* ALL ABOARD THE PORTLAND MALL'S SCENIC MOCK RAILWAY!! NT by mffe 07/15/2009, 8:35pm PDT 
KIDS, IF YOU LOOK OVER YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER, YOU WILL SEE MY DIGNITY!! NT by WAVE GOODBYE, KIDS!! 07/15/2009, 8:38pm PDT 
Hahahahaha oh my god NT by Fortinbras 07/15/2009, 8:57pm PDT 
Hmm, everyone's on the sour grapes diet tonight. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/15/2009, 9:01pm PDT 
Look, I didn't WANT to laugh at you at your expense over QB, it was a tough choi NT by Fortinbras 07/15/2009, 9:04pm PDT 
Gross. Go to Arleta Bakery for breakfast. Enjoy the Hipster Grifter-lookin NT by waitress. -Zsenitan 07/15/2009, 8:57pm PDT 
Re: Good job replying to this and not to my post, pussy. by Quétinbec 07/16/2009, 1:44am PDT 
and yet... AND YET... He's an engineer and you're not. WILD, man. NT by Dennis Hopper 07/16/2009, 6:55am PDT 
Your petulant sobbing has not compelled me to re-evaluate my life. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/16/2009, 7:58am PDT 
he's sko Marquis de Sad NT by Entropy Stew (Baudrillard) 07/16/2009, 9:08am PDT 
Sadder-Masoch NT by Zsenitan 07/16/2009, 9:54am PDT 
LGBT (lies/gypsies/bathos/tears) NT by Entropy Stew (Baudrillard) 07/16/2009, 11:44am PDT 
Re: Good job replying to this and not to my post, pussy. by I need clarification 07/16/2009, 6:41pm PDT 
MFFE was a chef living in NY. Tell this dipshit, MFFE. NT by Quétinbec 07/16/2009, 10:29pm PDT 
Only if you make another comment about NT by dignity. 07/19/2009, 7:02am PDT 
I was just kidding man, I'm sure you have a lot of dignity we don't know about. NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/19/2009, 8:38am PDT 
That's it! I'm waiting for you, Jerry! NT by OUTSIDE! 07/19/2009, 11:22am PDT 
You're going to be waiting a long time 8) by Jerry Whorebach 07/19/2009, 12:26pm PDT 
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