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by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/21/2009, 9:44am PDT |
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Deby slhsushl loved it.
It’s that well done. My only regrets are 1) that it’s not a true story; and 2) that no-one in Hollywood has the guts to do an “Inglorious Basterds” with Americans fighting our current enemy: Muslim invaders who’ve also replaced their friends, the Nazis, as the thugs upon Europe. If only Abu Steven Spielberg had had the guts to do “Munich” (read my review) like this.
SHE DOES SORT OF HAVE A POINT HERE I'LL ADMIT
Also, danuh steeviuns reviews. She also loves it apparently. Oh yeah and she finds just the right time to slam Schindler's List while she's at it.
Set a melodrama in a concentration camp (Schindler's List), and the result is sentimental kitsch that wins seven Oscars.
You probably didn't know that about Schindler's List, but it's sentimental kitsch.
The entire first paragraph is about holocaust movies, even though apparently this one is a WW2 movie. If this were a youtube video, this is where the Star Trek stroke victim guy reviewer would say BOOK REPOOOOOOOOOORT with flying text and a giant echo.
Apparently dna is more confused by the movie.
But Tarantino's signature nastiness and his juvenile delight in shocking the audience undercut the movie's larger purpose. Which is what, again? Watching someone get beaten to death with a baseball bat, or having a swastika carved into their flesh in tight closeup, is sickening whether the victim is a Nazi or not. In the scenes where the bloodthirsty Basterds (one of whom is played by Eli Roth, the director of the ultra-sadistic Hostel movies and a friend of Tarantino's) perpetrate these exploits, are we supposed to be cheering them on? Is the best way to work through the atrocities of the 20th century really to dream up ironically apt punishments for the long-dead torturers?
Also she offers writing tips to tarantino.
The idea of an all-Jewish unit is a joke that arrives fully formed and never goes anywhere.
One of the comments asks a question I was about to myself.
so is it a good movie, or not?
by ayalonValley
08/21/2009, 10:42 AM
Jesus, you forgot your job description
Another comment about THE REAL message of the movie? O_O
But this film is almost blatant in its message. Maybe a bit ambiguous at first, but from the first Nazi-killing scene, I couldn't quite laugh. I think the most obvious part comes (I'm being vague to avoid totally plot-spoillage) as the "Jewish eyes" stare into the audience, while Hitler laughs at the film screen, full of dying Americans. Tarantino confirms that he has been snarking (or something, it's sort of ambiguous, surprise) at you for about three hours. And you've paid to watch it.
For some reason slate has a whole second article about the movie.
Taken as a yin-yang whole, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and Vol. 2 constitute a globe-spanning feat of genre scholarship, blithely connecting the dots from Chinese kung fu to Japanese swordplay, from blaxploitation to manga to spaghetti Western. Tarantino's reference-happy method is often dismissed as know-it-all geekery or stunted nostalgia, the video-store dreams of an eternal fanboy. But there is something strikingly of the moment and perhaps even utopian about Kill Bill's obsessive pastiche, which at once celebrates and demonstrates the possibilities of the voracious, hyperlinked 21st-century media gestalt: the idea that whole histories and entire worlds of pop culture are up for grabs, waiting to be revived, reclaimed, remixed.
HM THAT'S INTERESTING no just kidding. |
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Inglourious Basterds final nail in the coffin? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/21/2009, 9:44am PDT
Man, Hostel doesn't even escape blame in an Inglorious Basterds review. NT by Fussbett 08/21/2009, 11:05am PDT
Re: Inglourious Basterds final nail in the coffin? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/21/2009, 10:48pm PDT
"Fetish" or "something I can have in common with the great Luis Buñuel" NT by Vested Id 08/22/2009, 2:27am PDT
Re: "Fetish" or "something I can have in common with the great Luis Buñuel" by Mysterious Stranger 08/22/2009, 5:06pm PDT
The payoff about the foot fetish thing was the best part about Death Proof. NT by Fullofkittens 08/22/2009, 5:11pm PDT
explain. please. NT by Mysterious Stranger 08/22/2009, 5:33pm PDT
DEATH PROOF SPOILERS --- DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN DEATH PROOF by Fullofkittens 08/22/2009, 6:27pm PDT
do not see death pruth NT by gruman 08/22/2009, 6:56pm PDT
He has a foot fetish for women being killed. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/22/2009, 7:13pm PDT
not a spoiler its the troof, the troof about death pruth NT by gruman 08/22/2009, 7:23pm PDT
thx fok NT by Mysterious Stranger 08/22/2009, 10:09pm PDT
read spoilers, do not watch death proof NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/22/2009, 10:59pm PDT
It's pretty good. But probably about an hour too long. NT by E. L. Koba 08/24/2009, 8:40pm PDT
yeah you can feel it slow down in places where it doesn't help NT by jeep 08/24/2009, 8:41pm PDT
there is a very cocksucking escapist review, he loved kill bill, NEGATIVE NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/25/2009, 1:04pm PDT
I didn't think it was too slow or too long by Zsenitan 08/26/2009, 12:22am PDT
"a lot of jokes about manners and languages" hooo boy what a good time slapmykne NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/26/2009, 6:07am PDT
Yeah I mentioned that specifically for you. by Zsenitan 08/26/2009, 11:03am PDT
or maybe it's a shitty pretentious movie that only euros can watch NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/26/2009, 11:16am PDT
Pretentious is when you speak any words but "yes sir" and "do you want fries wit NT by Zsenitan 08/26/2009, 11:46am PDT
It's hard to argue with this :( by Jerry Whorebach 08/26/2009, 12:08pm PDT
Languages by bink 08/26/2009, 10:19am PDT
people from hollywood hate southerners and the south, think they're all racists NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/26/2009, 10:33am PDT
And the entire midwest. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/26/2009, 1:27pm PDT
How did you feel about Snatch? NT by BradMan69 08/26/2009, 11:19am PDT
Re: Languages by Zsenitan 08/26/2009, 11:36am PDT
Re: Languages by bink 08/26/2009, 11:48am PDT
Re: Languages by Zsenitan 08/26/2009, 12:20pm PDT
Re: Languages by bink 08/26/2009, 9:15pm PDT
There is actually nothing I can say to this, it's too stupid to be believed. NT by Zsenitan 08/27/2009, 12:20pm PDT
i felt more sympathy for the nazi clubbed to death than anyone else in the movie NT by bink 08/27/2009, 3:12pm PDT
Oh my god, are you real? NT by Zsenitan 08/27/2009, 3:34pm PDT
as for most likeable character, i'd have to give that to Landa! by chew on that 08/27/2009, 7:39pm PDT
pwnt by bink, that's gonna leave a mark (no offense to mark) NT by Ray of Light 08/27/2009, 8:34pm PDT
*watery ammonia-scented trail* NT by Pisswalk, the Walkpisser 08/27/2009, 8:54pm PDT
bink: Nazi sympathizer NT by Entropy Stew 08/27/2009, 10:31pm PDT
(SFX for nazi sympathizer comically colliding with pane of glass) NT by up with pod people 08/27/2009, 10:35pm PDT
Re: bink: Nazi sympathizer by Fussbett 08/27/2009, 10:58pm PDT
Defiling the greatest American synthesizer by Entropy Stew 08/28/2009, 7:39am PDT
Holy shit, Photobucket doesn't allow swastikas 'shopped onto synthesizers. NT by Fussbett 11/20/2009, 12:30am PST
and he hates us, so everyone who hates us is like bink NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/27/2009, 10:59pm PDT
i don't hate yewww by bink 08/28/2009, 6:06am PDT
What about all the good things Hitler did? NT by T-Shirt Hell 08/28/2009, 6:06am PDT
Re: What about all the good things Hitler did? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/28/2009, 6:10am PDT
Re: What about all the good things Hitler did? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/28/2009, 6:13am PDT
Wow I wouldn't expect that from the great Zseni by Vested Id 08/28/2009, 11:50am PDT
You mean well, but you're missing the forest for the trees. by Zsenitan 08/28/2009, 12:28pm PDT
waving the "We're #1" giant foam hand sure is brilliant NT by in Zseni's world 08/28/2009, 12:52pm PDT
"sigh." NT by Zsenitan 08/28/2009, 1:01pm PDT
Clerks! by Fussbett 08/27/2009, 11:42pm PDT
Re: Clerks! by chew on that 08/28/2009, 6:04am PDT
Whuh oh bink! You're in danger of slipping to silver in the Nazi sympathizer oly by Zsenitan 08/28/2009, 9:12am PDT
Not if I can help it! NT by East German Coach 08/28/2009, 10:07am PDT
Ja! NT by East German "women" 08/28/2009, 10:49am PDT
Whuh oh bink! You're in danger of slipping to silver in the Nazi sympathizer oly by T-Shirt Hell 08/28/2009, 11:26am PDT
Haha by Fussbett 08/28/2009, 12:05pm PDT
Re: Haha by bink 08/28/2009, 12:51pm PDT
No, it's not the bink factor. I'm 100% OK with Nazis being killed/scarred. NT by Fussbett 08/28/2009, 12:56pm PDT
Then the disagreement has been established and this argument is no longer neces NT by Lock thread, ban all posters 08/28/2009, 12:57pm PDT
"sigh." NT by Zsenitan 08/28/2009, 1:01pm PDT
Re: "sigh." by Mischief Maker 08/29/2009, 4:56pm PDT
WHITE PEOPLE NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/29/2009, 8:40pm PDT
what if tom chick and icycalm had a baby and named it bink? by Zsenitan 08/28/2009, 12:18pm PDT
Re: what if tom chick and icycalm had a baby and named it bink? by bink 08/28/2009, 12:50pm PDT
"sigh." NT by Zsenitan 08/28/2009, 12:59pm PDT
If I were a Creexul this would be the point where I declare my victory in spite NT by bink 08/28/2009, 1:03pm PDT
You should definitely declare victory right away. The triumph of the Fourth Reic NT by More Human Than Human: Nazis 08/28/2009, 1:06pm PDT
The Germans were protecting their homeland. NT by France 08/28/2009, 1:02pm PDT
Iraq was a serious threat to the United States. by bink 08/28/2009, 1:05pm PDT
The Germans were protecting their homeland NT by Britain (sigh.) 08/28/2009, 1:05pm PDT
That's true (also a serious threat to civilization and life itself). ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/28/2009, 5:19pm PDT
This absolutely fascinates me by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/28/2009, 1:32pm PDT
Re: This absolutely fascinates me by laudablepuss 08/28/2009, 1:41pm PDT
Yes by bink 08/30/2009, 4:31am PDT
Every time bink stops posting is a victory for Caltrops NT by (posting is the enemy of forums) 08/30/2009, 2:47pm PDT
Re: what if tom chick and icycalm had a baby and named it bink? by laudablepuss 08/28/2009, 1:36pm PDT
Re: what if tom chick and icycalm had a baby and named it bink? by More Human Than Human: Nazis 08/28/2009, 1:55pm PDT
Re: what if tom chick and icycalm had a baby and named it bink? by laudablepuss 08/28/2009, 3:58pm PDT
Re: what if tom chick and icycalm had a baby and named it bink? by Zsenitan 08/28/2009, 4:18pm PDT
Holy shit has this argument gone completely off the rails by E. L. Koba 08/28/2009, 6:16pm PDT
yeah :( your counter is still at 0 of 5 too. NT by Zsenitan 08/28/2009, 6:41pm PDT
You wouldn't think this that post would have to be written, but then it did. NT by Fussbett 08/28/2009, 7:26pm PDT
this that! NT by Fussbett 08/28/2009, 7:27pm PDT
Yeah it did. by laudablepuss 08/30/2009, 3:13am PDT
The essence of war is violence. Moderation in war is imbecility. by Call of Duty 2 08/30/2009, 3:19pm PDT
Re: what if tom chick and icycalm had a baby and named it bink? by Lizard_King 08/28/2009, 11:15pm PDT
The more Zseni desperately tries to deny she's a fascist, the more Jews she NT by Mischief Baker 08/28/2009, 11:40pm PDT
She killed a Jew and she liked it. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/28/2009, 11:43pm PDT
UH OH, SOMEONE'S GETTING THE HEAD BAT NT by audience 08/28/2009, 11:44pm PDT
The scene where they introduce Eli Roth almost put the audience to sleep. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/28/2009, 11:48pm PDT
What the fuck is all this QT3 doing in my Caltrops? When's Lum going to post? NT by Fortinbras 08/29/2009, 10:33am PDT
You actually post to qt3. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/29/2009, 8:36pm PDT
"your" Caltrops NT by That'll be the fucking day 08/29/2009, 10:02pm PDT
Go back to http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/forumdisplay.php?f=9 NT by Fortinbras 08/29/2009, 10:21pm PDT
You wouldn't say that in real life, cause I'd kick your ass NT by Empty internet one liner generator 08/29/2009, 11:49pm PDT
Re-framing in light by Fussbett 08/28/2009, 11:01am PDT
Re: Re-framing in light by T-Shirt Hell 08/28/2009, 11:31am PDT
Goddammit, logins! by bink 08/28/2009, 11:33am PDT
You don't look like an idiot because you forgot to change the author field. NT by Lizard_King 08/30/2009, 9:11pm PDT
My mistake by Fussbett 08/28/2009, 12:02pm PDT
Re: Clerks! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/28/2009, 11:46pm PDT
pretty much the definitive post on this subject ok lock posters incinerate threa NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/29/2009, 12:41am PDT
Re: Languages by Lizard_King 12/30/2009, 9:41pm PST
john wayne and robert mitchum couldn't find room for 5000 prisoners, called off NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/26/2009, 12:14pm PDT
Re: Languages by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/26/2009, 1:33pm PDT
Oh man, this movie by Fussbett 08/27/2009, 11:13pm PDT
Re: Oh man, this movie by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/27/2009, 11:30pm PDT
yea hate to even think this, but maybe pulp fiction was just a flash in the pan NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/28/2009, 11:13am PDT
reservoir dogs NT by gruman 08/28/2009, 11:36am PDT
flash is such a relative term, but anyway pulp fiction was his last great movie by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/28/2009, 11:56am PDT
This is the first comment that actually makes me want to see it. NT by Chairman Mao 08/29/2009, 8:26am PDT
Tell the world what they did to me bink! by Sgt. Werner Rachtman 08/28/2009, 1:26pm PDT
T.T NT by bink 08/30/2009, 4:39am PDT
David Rees reveals Mamet's Diary of Anne Frank adaptation by Fussbett 08/28/2009, 4:55pm PDT
Oh shit this movie sounds awesome all of a sudden. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/28/2009, 5:25pm PDT
I finally saw it and PRETENTIOUS AS FUCK by irony 12/26/2009, 5:59pm PST
It went downhill after the tavern scene. by Fortinbras 12/26/2009, 9:47pm PST
Also it really is too long. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/26/2009, 10:38pm PST
Re: Also it really is too long. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/27/2009, 1:12am PST
Uh oh we trolled someone. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/27/2009, 3:03am PST
I started a troll, which started the whole world trolling, oh but I couldn't NT by see, that the troll was on MEEEEEEE 12/27/2009, 4:59am PST
You and I dance to the troll NT by of a different troll 12/27/2009, 5:24am PST
It definitely is on you. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/27/2009, 10:07am PST
And also obama (tent cities) NT by irony 12/27/2009, 11:12am PST
Obama is by far the second worst American president of the 21st century. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/27/2009, 11:15am PST
How have I faaaaailed you? NT by President Barack H. Obama 12/27/2009, 2:22pm PST
There were no women in Reservoir Dogs, and look how that turned out - perfect! by Jerry Whorebach 12/27/2009, 12:17pm PST
Needed more Bear Jew. by Fortinbras 12/27/2009, 10:46am PST
More as in none more NT by Vested Id 12/27/2009, 12:17pm PST
once again the simple act of posting anything causes dummies to go batshit NT by irony 12/27/2009, 4:38pm PST
Time for a name change? NT by Weyoun Cablebringer 12/27/2009, 4:51pm PST
Even Jso changing his name trolled people. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/27/2009, 11:29pm PST
Irony! NT by irony 12/28/2009, 6:44am PST
it's not like any of the other posters here cause him to do it NT by gruman 12/28/2009, 7:26am PST
Noep! NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/28/2009, 6:45pm PST
That is true. ^_^ by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/29/2009, 4:15am PST
Alternate title: Lieutenant Columbo of the SS NT by Love Theme from Cat People 12/31/2009, 2:29pm PST
Finally watched it. by Last 02/17/2010, 10:00am PST
Just saw it by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/10/2010, 7:17am PDT
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