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Mischief Maker wrote:
We all enjoyed his angry reviews of the Star Wars prequels and the Matrix sequels, but after seeing sfdebris and especially RedLetterMedia completely blow him out of the water with funnier jokes and snappier delivery, I can't help but think we would have loved it if ANYONE tore those shitty films apart to the smallest detail, even if delivered in the stilted, nasally, ponderous monotone of CM.
Is that supposed to be some meta Lost in Translation review where nothing is said about a movie about nothing? Aside from saying, "nothing happens," it's pretty much a Dana Stevens summary disguised as review. sfdebris is about on par with the pointlessly dull Stand in Stan reviews. |
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It turns out Confused Matthew is bad at reviewing movies. by Mischief Maker 11/17/2009, 10:19am PST 
Sounds pretty much right about 2001, that movie was boring as shit. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/17/2009, 10:27am PST
What's wrong with you? by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/17/2009, 12:09pm PST
I wouldn't even put it in the top 5 Kubrick movies by Hans Clastorp 11/17/2009, 12:25pm PST
If you think EWS > FMJ, there's no question what team you play for. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 11/17/2009, 12:32pm PST
Also he may be a switch hitter. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/17/2009, 12:58pm PST
The Killing and Barry Lyndon are way better than either of those. by mark 11/17/2009, 1:41pm PST
Barry Lydon? Are you some kind of queer faggot or something??? by Hans Clastorp 11/17/2009, 2:17pm PST
You shouldn't be so proud of disliking Full Metal Jacket. NT by It makes you look pretentious. 11/17/2009, 3:43pm PST
I'm not afraid of appearing pretentious here by Hans Clastorp 11/17/2009, 6:16pm PST
I thought it was some sort of mangling of Hans Caltrop by Fortinbras 11/17/2009, 8:48pm PST
the first act of fmj is great, the second act is ok too NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/17/2009, 4:28pm PST
The Top 5 Kubrick Movies by durgee 11/16/2012, 11:17am PST
Re: The Top 5 Kubrick Movies by Run, gun, and male bonding 11/16/2012, 1:15pm PST
"endorsing brutality in the name of nonconformism" lolololol NT by did he watch past 30 minutes? 11/16/2012, 3:48pm PST
It's 5 minutes of movie stretched out to 2 hours, who needs it. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/17/2009, 12:57pm PST
He's creexul by Mischief Maker 11/17/2009, 1:06pm PST
Re: He's creexul by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/17/2009, 1:09pm PST
2001 is pretty boring, this is not a controversial opinion. NT by Fullofkittens 11/17/2009, 1:28pm PST
2001 is not boring. It is slow. by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/17/2009, 6:28pm PST
It is beyond slow, it is inert. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/17/2009, 7:11pm PST
it actually goes backwards in time to waste even more time, that's how slow it i NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/17/2009, 7:43pm PST
Way to repeat yourselves with more exclamation points, guys. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/17/2009, 7:55pm PST
There aren't any exclamation points they look like this: ! NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/18/2009, 8:47am PST
Hrm, yes, the composition of the cinematography offsets the boringness. by Fullofkittens 11/17/2009, 8:18pm PST
Re: Hrm, yes, the composition of the cinematography offsets the boringness. by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/17/2009, 8:22pm PST
Fell asleep like 15 minutes in. Maybe it gets funny after that? NT by Fullofkittens 11/17/2009, 8:25pm PST
what the fuck, you people are all narcolepti-ZZZZZZZZ NT by up with pod people 11/17/2009, 8:39pm PST
Too bad Larry the Cable guy wasn't around to make a cameo. NT by Mischief Maker 11/17/2009, 9:35pm PST
He was, for all I know NT by Fullofkittens 11/18/2009, 9:26am PST
You stupid haggis NT by Entropy Stew 11/17/2009, 10:13pm PST
laudablepuss or Fullofkittens NT by Choson 11/18/2009, 10:55am PST
I *liked* 2001. Now we're different. by laudablepuss 11/18/2009, 3:29pm PST
Whoops, the conversation had moved to Dr. Strangelove. I liked that too. by laudablepuss 11/18/2009, 3:31pm PST
Barry Lyndon by Noi Dau Non 11/17/2009, 9:09pm PST
Steven King also thought Kubrick missed the point of his book. by Mischief Maker 11/17/2009, 9:39pm PST
Is Barry gay NT by is that the big twist he's a homo 11/18/2009, 12:01am PST
That's cute but dumb (so like a woman) by Noi Dau Don 11/18/2009, 10:02am PST
serial emotional rapist, AND habitual line stepper NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/17/2009, 4:14pm PST
It's not three consecutive playthroughs of Mass Effect but then what is? by Jerry Whorebach 11/17/2009, 2:24pm PST
mass effect is a much better media experience, yes by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/17/2009, 4:27pm PST
cm is hit or miss but as far as I am concerned he is absolutely correct about 20 by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/17/2009, 4:21pm PST
This is a funny jsoh post NT by This is Chris's Blood 07/11/2011, 10:51pm PDT
Re: It turns out Confused Matthew is bad at reviewing movies. by laudablepuss 11/17/2009, 10:54am PST
That's probably because Nemesis is the second worst Trek movie ever. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/17/2009, 11:36am PST
*fan dance* NT by Entropy Stew 11/17/2009, 1:22pm PST
I'm not sure whether Nemesis is worse than TMP or not. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 11/17/2009, 1:44pm PST
Have you people blacked out Generations or something? WAY worse than N or TMP NT by Mischief Maker 11/17/2009, 1:50pm PST
kirk dies so it's required viewing, nemisis and st5 are not NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/17/2009, 4:15pm PST
Kirk's lame death was the midichlorions of Star Trek. NT by Mischief Maker 11/17/2009, 9:22pm PST
It was better than the first one they filmed. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/18/2009, 8:49am PST
Re: It turns out Confused Matthew is bad at reviewing movies. by Chairman Mao 11/17/2009, 12:45pm PST
BAUDRILLARD!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( NT by mark 11/17/2009, 1:38pm PST
Re: I've been studying Philosophy for FOUR YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Rev. Sun Myung Moon 11/18/2009, 12:43am PST
"philosophy major" is all you need to know NT by screechy faggot 11/19/2009, 12:45am PST
Its true. :-( NT by Chairman Mao 11/19/2009, 7:48am PST
My quest to be banned from the internet continues by Mischief Maker 11/18/2009, 9:49am PST
Re: My quest to be banned from the internet continues by shedininja 12/29/2009, 8:46pm PST
Re: My quest to be banned from the internet continues by shedininja 12/29/2009, 8:47pm PST
It only took them 45 days! I'm impressed! NT by Fortinbras 12/29/2009, 9:22pm PST
Re: My quest to be banned from the internet continues by HappyHamlet 12/29/2009, 8:48pm PST
Re: My quest to be banned from the internet continues by Souffle of Pain 12/29/2009, 8:50pm PST
Re: My quest to be banned from the internet continues by shedininja 12/29/2009, 8:53pm PST
ICJ file this post under another negative review of the Caltrops BBS =( NT by Fortinbras 12/29/2009, 9:23pm PST
YOUR BANED, MISTER by laudablepuss 12/30/2009, 10:17am PST
Re: My quest to be banned from the internet continues by imdefender 12/29/2009, 8:54pm PST
Re: My quest to be banned from the internet continues by shedininja 12/29/2009, 8:57pm PST
lol imdefender NT by up with pod people 12/30/2009, 9:10am PST
8) NT by Fortinbras 12/30/2009, 2:25pm PST
NERRRD by Cloaked Warbird 11/18/2009, 7:07pm PST
That guy's worse than the worst Confused Matthew reviews by FABIO 11/19/2009, 9:58am PST
SF Dbrees is an actual reviewer, that's the difference. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/19/2009, 10:05am PST
Part 2 of his 2001 review is (finally) up. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/27/2009, 12:31am PST
Part 3 is up (also the new Mercury Rev album is out). by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/02/2009, 3:55pm PST
I gotta say he is totally correct about everything NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/02/2009, 11:23pm PST
I think the worst is Matthew's review of The Golden Compass by Jerry Whorebach 12/12/2009, 10:24pm PST
Re: It turns out Confused Matthew is bad at reviewing movies. by shedininja 12/29/2009, 8:58pm PST
So, are you guys the Cuntfused Mathew fanclub or something? by Jerry Whorebach 12/29/2009, 10:51pm PST
Let's all follow PiratesVSninja's rules by FABIO 12/30/2009, 6:22am PST
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