Noi Dau Don wrote:

To the author of this piece:

These things happen because you're a horrible lover, your girlfriend doesn't trust you, and you're not actually looking at the fucking pussy.

Look at the pussy. Try not to hate it, you cock-craving slimebag wannabe. The clit is the little thing at the top of the gather of the labia minora (try to stop hating them). IT IS VERY EASY TO FIND. There's more of it than meets the eye, the rest goes under the skin, you can totally feel it if you have a light, sensitive, non-hating touch. I haven't met a lot of women who want someone to just attack their exposed clit full on, it is something like fucking with a guy's cockhole.

Okay so when you're all done hating the pussy, try to stop hating the nice lady you're having sex with. She can tell you're not really into this, that's why she's not really into it either. Women are not stupid, just like men aren't stupid, and they know when you dislike them and their bodies. Unlike men, they are already insecure about their bodies and their sexuality, so when you signal your dislike for either, it is like you replaced all that foreplay with rubbing their cunts with a cheese grater. Okay actually you know what, just fucking leave. You're disgusting. I'll take care of this.

Helpfully,
NDD