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Re: Morrowind by Zseni 08/03/2004, 12:26am PDT
What I could never get past is the alignment business, the RPGs' abstraction of good and evil into a checkbox: Click Evil, your clothes and motives darken, next question. The designers miss the purpose of evil -- that is, to galvanize "good" into existence -- and that to have one eradicating the other is not just nonsensical but paradoxical. Self-consistency in these franchises would have each installment cannibalizing some fringe element of the previous good into a lesser evil, destined to be fought by a lesser good until, by episode Ten, the two great, opposing forces are separated only by the hemlines of their kimonos.

Yeah, that's probably why (escapist, unrealistic) games don't do things that way. It would be super if Good didn't need Evil, wouldn't it! Mormons are very upfront with me about the Duality Of The Universe, a trait they share with Zoroastrians and Maoists, but everyone else would much rather believe what the video game designers believe, which is that Good and Evil are sort of like The Traveller and The Borg except sort of universally prevalent.

If the really smart philosophers and theologians made games, they would all be like Earthbound or, alternately, Solitaire. But Earthbound and Solitaire have already been made, so the big thinkers are moving into the publishing field.

Orson Scott Card, whose "Ender" series followed a diminished hero and his dead enemy, said that readers will believe the impossible, but never the improbable. In a genre whose titular purpose is role-playing, I can't accept a role so improbable as what they offer.

What a queer thing to pick out as the key RPG oversimplification. What about the part where every single RPG hero decides to go after the big guy personally instead of becoming rich and hiring someone more qualified? I think the idea that every time you boot up a game you manage to inherit the body of the Chosen One at least as preposterous as the notion that there can be Good without Evil.

You're Agent Smith, Ray. You think people need to be a little unhappy. You're willing to define their truth - thoughtfully, compassionately - as something that will satisfy their needs as you perceive them. I'm not like Neo, I'm the Hand Of God, telling everyone that they can take what I give them. And if that's Nothing But Good, they are just going to have to deal with the internal conflict that causes in them.

And that's why I play Quake, role-playing an angry man with a gun.

Ray!

That's reassuring in a control freak.
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            I interrupt my posting in order to cancel my dialup account and BAM! SNOOPED NT by Entropy Stew 07/28/2004, 10:09pm PDT NEW
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                    I use megagames.com, it's under "GAME FIXES" *WINK* ;) NT by Worm 07/29/2004, 4:40pm PDT NEW
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                                IT'S A TRAP! NT by Admiral Ackbar 08/02/2004, 12:28am PDT NEW
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                                                I was missing not reading wordy Zseni/Kabuke Seme arguments. Thanks Ray! NT by Worm 08/03/2004, 3:57pm PDT NEW
                                                    Ha ha! Your weltanshauung is the bomb, man! NT by Zseni 08/03/2004, 4:08pm PDT NEW
                                                        If I'm going to have to put a word in dictionary.com, could it be spelled right? NT by Worm 08/03/2004, 9:41pm PDT NEW
                                                            I think it means "well hung" NT by Entropy Stew 08/03/2004, 9:48pm PDT NEW
                                                                Come on, this thread deserves a front page mention NT by Lurker Shoomoser 08/10/2004, 8:02am PDT NEW
                                                    My warning: unheeded NT by Admiral Ackbar 08/03/2004, 5:28pm PDT NEW
                                                        This mob makes a good point. THERE WILL BE A NEXT TIME NT by Ray of Light 08/03/2004, 9:30pm PDT NEW
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