Half-Pint Brawlersby Hans Clastorp 02/25/2010, 7:02pm PST
Half-Pint Brawlers is a midget wresting company about which there is a new reality show that I had to watch because of my job. It's actually pretty good! The lead midget, Puppet, is a really engaging character. The pilot also features gaping midget headwounds and a whole lot of midget balls, like at least once an act. Many balls. Also some pixelated tits. (Women love showing their tits to midgets.) I personally saw midget wrestling live once, they were the opening act for some WCW or whatever wresting exhibition thing back in the day. The only name there was the Junkyard Dawg. I got a lipstick autograph from The Fabulous Moulah, so that was pretty cool.
