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Introducing: The Caltrops Killfile v1.0! by Entropy Stew 03/12/2010, 12:55am PST
Poor S/N ratio got you down? Looking for a little more ZAZZ in your Caltrops?

Step 1: Use Firefox

Step 2: Install the Greasemonkey plugin

Step 3: follow this link after greasemonkey is running to install the Caltrops Killfile

Step 4 (optional): Head into Tools > Greasemonkey > Manage User Scripts and hit the edit button to alter the blacklist

Example configs:

var killfile = [
/Entropy/i,
/Ice Cream/i
];

or

var killfile = [
/Vaginator/i,
/Zseni/i,
/Noi Dao Dan/i
];

or

// I hate all of you motherfuckers
var killfile = [ /.*/ ];

The line noise in the above configs means that "/Zseni/i" will block names like "Zseni" or "zseni" or "Zsenijeim" or "Final Zseni XIII" - basically any author field with Zseni (case insensitive) anywhere in it. When the script finds an offending author field, it replaces the author name and post title with a user-configurable string, and renders the post title link inoperative.


I've helpfully provided a useful default configuration:



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Introducing: The Caltrops Killfile v1.0! by Entropy Stew 03/12/2010, 12:55am PST NEW
    Did you know that you can easily load Greasemonkey scripts into Opera? by The Happiness Engine 03/12/2010, 2:50am PST NEW
        No by ES 03/12/2010, 7:10am PST NEW
            Expanded non-iPhone reply by Entropy Stew 03/12/2010, 9:34am PST NEW
    Re: Introducing: The Caltrops Killfile v1.0! by Your newest superfan 03/12/2010, 7:56am PST NEW
        5 GOLDEN MANBABIES TO YOU GOOD SIR 55555555 NYYYEEERRRRRRGGG NT by Fortinbras 03/12/2010, 8:04am PST NEW
    Can we have a list of most ignored posters? NT by Fortinbras 03/12/2010, 8:02am PST NEW
        Hopefully it's at least one of us. :3 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 9:09am PST NEW
        Computers are SOOOOOOOO complicated. NT by Fortinbras 03/12/2010, 9:11am PST NEW
            no NT by Fortinbras 03/12/2010, 9:24am PST NEW
        Also a list of who is doing the most ignoring by Souffle of Pain 03/13/2010, 10:35am PST NEW
    also ICJ sticky plz NT by Fortinbras 03/12/2010, 9:36am PST NEW
    Re: Introducing: The Caltrops Killfile v1.0! by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/12/2010, 9:55am PST NEW
        Oops, fucking *. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/12/2010, 9:56am PST NEW
            /h.*u.*r/i will match anything with 'hur' in it. Bad idea NT by Entropy Stew 03/12/2010, 10:03am PST NEW
                Got it. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/12/2010, 10:03am PST NEW
                    There you go NT by Entropy Stew 03/12/2010, 10:05am PST NEW
                My Ben Hur review!! NT by Gentleman Jim Browser 04/07/2010, 12:02am PDT NEW
        That will block any pseudonym with an 'R' in it by Entropy Stew 03/12/2010, 10:01am PST NEW
    This is great. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 10:06am PST NEW
    Re: Introducing: The Caltrops Killfile v1.0! by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/12/2010, 10:07am PST NEW
    We are all administrators now. NT by Mischief Maker 03/12/2010, 11:14am PST NEW
        We are now a post-erasial society by Mischief Maker the liberal 03/12/2010, 11:49am PST NEW
            now why if i do that with obama it's racist? NT by obesity 03/12/2010, 12:15pm PST NEW
                Because he is an angel. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 12:46pm PST NEW
                Next on caltrops: weyoun obesity-ironybringer changes his name to "and" NT by Take a fucking hint 03/12/2010, 1:00pm PST NEW
                    We're not dealing with the hint taking type. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 2:13pm PST NEW
                        i'm not we 8) NT by obesity 03/12/2010, 2:19pm PST NEW
                            Exactly my point. 83 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 2:50pm PST NEW
        I am Entropy Stew, and I'm here to ask you a question. by Entropy Stew 03/12/2010, 12:30pm PST NEW
            Gruman! NT by Says Gruman 03/12/2010, 12:36pm PST NEW
                That's all gruman ever says though. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 12:44pm PST NEW
                    grumman by gruman 03/12/2010, 10:13pm PST NEW
            hahaha NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/12/2010, 12:59pm PST NEW
    Would that replacement string be...tapir? NT by FABIO 03/12/2010, 11:52am PST NEW
    you officially don't deserve to read this site for posting this by irony 03/12/2010, 8:19pm PST NEW
        grumad NT by grumad 03/12/2010, 8:50pm PST NEW
            Jinx NT by MAD? 03/12/2010, 8:51pm PST NEW
            I like gruman. He's the Caltrops identity function NT by Entropy Stew 03/12/2010, 10:58pm PST NEW
        U... NT by MAD? 03/12/2010, 8:51pm PST NEW
        TROLLED HARD, PUT AWAY TROLLED by Entropy Stew 03/12/2010, 9:50pm PST NEW
            Re: TROLLED HARD, PUT AWAY TROLLED by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/13/2010, 10:12am PST NEW
                he also doesn't understand how his own killfile works NT by irony 03/13/2010, 7:11pm PST NEW
                    It works like this: by Entropy Stew 03/13/2010, 7:57pm PST NEW
                        You're the one who made the killfile. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/13/2010, 10:16pm PST NEW
                            Can anyone read this post? I can't. NT by Worm 03/13/2010, 10:41pm PST NEW
                                It's so easy when everyone proves our point for us. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/13/2010, 11:31pm PST NEW
                                    huh? what's that? You suck massive black cocks? NT by Worm 03/13/2010, 11:48pm PST NEW
                                        White Male Privilege on the Internet at work NT by Horrible Gelatinous Bob 03/14/2010, 9:50am PDT NEW
                                            What? I didn't even say ngiger dicks. NT by Worm 03/14/2010, 10:26am PDT NEW
                                                Sir, YOU ARE TALKING TO A NIGGER (keeya) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/14/2010, 1:13pm PDT NEW
        Christ, what an attention whore. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/12/2010, 9:53pm PST NEW
            DON'T SPOIL IT. I want to see if he blows his fucking brains out. NT by Fortinbras 03/12/2010, 10:07pm PST NEW
                This just in, people hate us with a burning fury they can't control. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/13/2010, 10:14am PST NEW
            Someone's really defensive about this feature by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/13/2010, 8:42am PST NEW
            Thanks for the considerably less insightful analysis, Tom Chick. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/13/2010, 10:18am PST NEW
            haha holy shit I think mffe just pissed her panties NT by irony 03/13/2010, 7:13pm PST NEW
    Ugh, one step closer to Qt3 and everyone seems happy about it by I need clarification 03/13/2010, 12:46am PST NEW
        INC: The sensible, middle aged Jso. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/13/2010, 1:44am PST NEW
        The thing that's really funny about it: by Fullofkittens 03/13/2010, 4:46am PST NEW
        Who's to blame? Admin 1 or Admin 2? NT by mark 03/13/2010, 11:09am PST NEW
            Re: Who's to blame? Admin 1 or Admin 2? by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/13/2010, 12:04pm PST NEW
        This place is turning into QT3 (goes back to posting there) NT by I Need a Dick in my Ass 03/13/2010, 11:35am PST NEW
            Everyone lining up on the wrong side of history. I was pro-banning, were you?! NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/13/2010, 12:14pm PST NEW
            Re: This place is turning into QT3 (goes back to posting there) by Mysterio Stranger 03/13/2010, 8:15pm PST NEW
        Re: Ugh, one step closer to Qt3 and everyone seems happy about it by Noi Dau Don 03/13/2010, 11:38am PST NEW
        Re: Ugh, one step closer to Qt3 and everyone seems happy about it by Entropy Stew 03/13/2010, 3:03pm PST NEW
            Is that me or Jso? :3 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/13/2010, 5:38pm PST NEW
                obesity NT by obesity 03/13/2010, 6:27pm PST NEW
            Uh-oh, someone's girlfriend is about to delete the site NT by I need clarification 03/13/2010, 7:30pm PST NEW
                You are the biggest queen ever. NT by Fortinbras 03/13/2010, 7:45pm PST NEW
                    Oh... hello, Stupid. by I need clarification 03/13/2010, 9:20pm PST NEW
                        Thanks for posting. See you in six months. NT by Fortinbras 03/13/2010, 10:28pm PST NEW
                BANNED by Entropy Stew 03/13/2010, 7:55pm PST NEW
            Is that a dinosaur? NT by FABIO 03/14/2010, 12:08pm PDT NEW
                No by Entropy Stew 03/14/2010, 5:24pm PDT NEW
    >:( NT by mark 03/13/2010, 11:03am PST NEW
    It is pretty gay, alternatively the idea of it being used upsets delicate sensib by Worm 03/13/2010, 12:00pm PST NEW
        It upset you? That is weird. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/13/2010, 5:40pm PST NEW
            Well I didn't break into an empassioned speech about it like some NT by Worm 03/13/2010, 6:26pm PST NEW
                Yeah it was correct too, that's probably why you're all confused. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/13/2010, 6:57pm PST NEW
                    keep yammering faggot NT by Worm 03/13/2010, 9:05pm PST NEW
 
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