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NO YOU COME ON by Fussbett 05/06/2010, 6:07pm PDT
Mischief Maker wrote:

Cripes, I'd be depressed if people's expectations of me were as low as yours apparently are for Jerry.

Well we wouldn't want Jerry to get depressed.

Here's what we know about Jerry: great posts, lies, fear, and laziness. I may have low expectations, but you haven't been listening to him at all.

People like Jerry get fat because they're lazy and depressed. If they had the drive and interest to make home made soups, they wouldn't be so fat in the first place. I understand this because although I'm not fat, I'm very lazy -- I walk between both worlds, like a fat medium. I can see how it happens, as food is a chore for those of us disinterested in it, so why not eat the easiest stuff possible? And Jerry is an extreme case. Making broccoli soup may not be difficult, but neither is talking to a cashier at Safeway or going to a coffee shop.

He's lost 25 lbs on his post-apocalyptic + bananas diet. Let's see how far it goes.
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GOAL: Lose 60lbs by the end of summer by Jerry Whorebach 03/11/2010, 12:58am PST NEW
    List your height so I know how reasonable this is (plz use feet/inches, thx). NT by Fussbett 03/11/2010, 1:26am PST NEW
        5'7" (this probably should've gone in the Competitive Eating forum) NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/11/2010, 1:44am PST NEW
            And finally... your current hit points? by Fussbett 03/11/2010, 2:04am PST NEW
                Re: "your wallpaper" by Vested Id 03/11/2010, 2:33am PST NEW
                He'll set the whole thing on it's head, and hit 300 to beat jso's high score NT by Worm 03/11/2010, 12:16pm PST NEW
    How's this goal coming, Jerry? NT by VORPoster 03/20/2010, 8:32am PDT NEW
        Hard to say! by Jerry Whorebach 03/20/2010, 9:43am PDT NEW
    Progress Report 1/6 by Jerry Whorebach 04/01/2010, 5:31pm PDT NEW
        10 lbs in 3 weeks isn't too bad. by FullOfKittens 04/01/2010, 5:48pm PDT NEW
            Except I've been working on this for six weeks now :( by Jerry Whorebach 04/01/2010, 6:06pm PDT NEW
                What's the point, you'll get it all back in 3 days, tubby NT by Jerry Orbach 04/01/2010, 6:08pm PDT NEW
                    Jerry Orbach found a way to lose a lot of weight. NT by The Warezwolf 04/01/2010, 10:51pm PDT NEW
                It is a long process. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 04/01/2010, 10:13pm PDT NEW
        Progress Report 2/6 by Jerry Whorebach 05/01/2010, 4:35pm PDT NEW
            Re: Progress Report 2/6 by i_hate_goons.vbs 05/02/2010, 1:41pm PDT NEW
                I think in my case it's mostly diet. by Jerry Whorebach 05/02/2010, 3:32pm PDT NEW
                    Re: I think in my case it's mostly diet. by Bananadine 05/02/2010, 4:58pm PDT NEW
                        I get all my nutritional advice from Wikipedia. by Jerry Whorebach 05/02/2010, 6:28pm PDT NEW
                            Re: I get all my nutritional advice from Wikipedia. by Bananadine 05/02/2010, 7:10pm PDT NEW
                            Don't listen to these people. Stick with eating less. by Fussbett 05/05/2010, 12:36am PDT NEW
                                Re: Don't listen to these people. Stick with eating less. by Bananadine 05/05/2010, 7:51am PDT NEW
                                Oh, COME ON! by Mischief Maker 05/05/2010, 10:25am PDT NEW
                                    I appreciate your concern by Jerry Whorebach 05/05/2010, 11:45am PDT NEW
                                        Sometimes this forum needs a sitcom laugh track. NT by Mischief Maker 05/05/2010, 12:23pm PDT NEW
                                            and Married With Children catcalls for Zseni posts NT by Fortinbras 05/06/2010, 11:23am PDT NEW
                                    NO YOU COME ON by Fussbett 05/06/2010, 6:07pm PDT NEW
                        Re: I think in my case it's mostly diet. by Mischief Maker 05/02/2010, 6:31pm PDT NEW
                            Re: I think in my case it's mostly diet. by Bananadine 08/23/2011, 7:34pm PDT NEW
            Re: Progress Report 2/6 by Cesar 05/03/2010, 3:57pm PDT NEW
                I worry my apartment is too small and my life too empty to satisfy a dog. by Jerry Whorebach 05/04/2010, 7:04am PDT NEW
                    Why lose weight? by Quétinbec 05/04/2010, 1:06pm PDT NEW
                        No offense, but if I lose the weight and it turns out I look like you underneath by I'm going to be so disappointed :( 05/04/2010, 3:42pm PDT NEW
                            That's a mean thing for your dad to say, especially since he abandoned his famil NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 05/04/2010, 7:41pm PDT NEW
                                It was more like the other way around, and I feel just lousy about it. by Jerry Whorebach 05/05/2010, 11:49am PDT NEW
                                    Does he give you money, Jerry? NT by Money to STAY AWAY? 05/05/2010, 5:45pm PDT NEW
                                        No, for me it's a labour of love. by Jerry Whorebach 05/05/2010, 6:22pm PDT NEW
                        Man what a fucking contrast with the sign outside too. by Worm 05/05/2010, 5:23am PDT NEW
                        I just realised what this is a picture of by collapsicum 05/08/2010, 8:33pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Why lose weight? by H1N1 06/05/2010, 3:58am PDT NEW
            Progress Report 3/6 by Jerry Whorebach 06/01/2010, 10:26am PDT NEW
                you've lost 35 pounds. by up with pod people 06/01/2010, 1:58pm PDT NEW
                    It's better to be handsome than to be tough. by Quétinbec 06/03/2010, 12:08pm PDT NEW
                        Just swimming! Plus a history of punishing your body. by Fussbett 06/03/2010, 8:40pm PDT NEW
                            Also, who gets a colonoscopy at age 29? I thought you get your first at 50. NT by Mischief Maker 06/03/2010, 8:54pm PDT NEW
                                Say what you want about internal parasites... by Quétinbec 06/04/2010, 4:43am PDT NEW
                Progress Report 4/6 by Jerry Whorebach 07/01/2010, 11:36am PDT NEW
                    No, really, hooray! NT by laudablepuss 07/01/2010, 12:26pm PDT NEW
                    Nice work by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/01/2010, 1:25pm PDT NEW
                    More like DWARF FITNESS, am I right? by Fussbett 07/01/2010, 6:21pm PDT NEW
                    seconding request for more Jerry Whorebach meal plans pls. NT by up with pod people 07/01/2010, 9:13pm PDT NEW
                    I am very proud of you!! by Good job! 07/01/2010, 9:25pm PDT NEW
                        Signed, Claire NT by Bunyip <-- (Claire) 07/01/2010, 10:40pm PDT NEW
                    Progress Report 5/6 by Jerry Whorebach 08/01/2010, 2:37pm PDT NEW
                        Congratulations, Jerry. This is extraordinary. NT by mysterio swarm 08/01/2010, 3:16pm PDT NEW
                        Yep, breaking character to congratulate you. by I need clarification 08/01/2010, 9:05pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Progress Report 5/6 by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/01/2010, 9:55pm PDT NEW
                            I still have a whole MONTH before I have to show any results! by Jerry Whorebach 08/02/2010, 1:15pm PDT NEW
                                You're saying you're whiter than notepad, that's pretty white NT by laudablepuss 08/02/2010, 1:35pm PDT NEW
                                Caltrops ladies: September is tanned torso month on Caltrops NT by Set vaginas to wet 08/02/2010, 2:09pm PDT NEW
                        muscle weighs more than fat thing, coming into play again by up with pod people 08/01/2010, 10:44pm PDT NEW
                            Does microwaving the Christmas turkey destroy all the vitamin C? by Entropy Stew 08/01/2010, 11:54pm PDT NEW
                        Progress Report 6/6 by Jerry Whorebach 09/01/2010, 4:39pm PDT NEW
                            Was it worth it: probably not <-- what the fuck ever. by laudablepuss 09/01/2010, 4:57pm PDT NEW
                                No, you're right, it was probably worth it. by Jerry Whorebach 09/01/2010, 5:17pm PDT NEW
                            Are you finally ready for the Tuna REVOLUTION? by The Happiness Engine 11/03/2017, 9:13am PDT NEW
                    Caltrops Progress Report: Still full of gullible tools by We didn't learn anything from QB 08/02/2010, 6:51am PDT NEW
                        Woah, who's that guy always taking the safest option in bets nobody made? by Mischief Maker 08/02/2010, 8:55am PDT NEW
                            Shaft! NT by Back-up singers 08/02/2010, 12:00pm PDT NEW
 
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