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Some action game reviews by Quétinbec 06/23/2010, 7:43am PDT Uncharted 2, Ninja Gaiden [something], God of War 3, Ratchet and Clank [the one that got 8.0 on Gamespot] So FUCK these games are all like movies where you have to drum buttons to keep watching. Fuck that. If I want to be involved in a game, I'll play an RTS or FPS. Action games should be as easy as RPGs. Also, fuck puzzles and fantasy creatures. I want to punch a human being in the face to pass the time. They're the fucking assholes. No one hates samurai demons and robots. Basically, Ninja Gaiden is the shitest and Uncharted is the best. GoW is fucked because your main weapon is a whip and you can't beat the shit out of people with a whip. Also, it has puzzles. Uncharted makes you think, "Wow, I should visit Nepal again sometime! And also try to marry a journalist." All the other games make you feel like a fucking dork who's wasting his life.

Some action game reviews by Quétinbec 06/23/2010, 7:43am PDT     Re: Some action game reviews by Mischief Maker 06/23/2010, 11:31pm PDT     uncharted 2 is a pretty good game, did you even play it? by Sword of Justice 06/24/2010, 12:55pm PDT     Can't beat the shit out of people with a whip? Or, in GoW, a "whip"? by The Belmont Family 06/24/2010, 2:20pm PDT     Fuck you, your reviews are terrible. Stick to wank stories NT by Yahtzee 06/26/2010, 9:41am PDT     You should start your reviews with "okay let's do this." NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 06/26/2010, 10:18am PDT         Alternatively he could cry about Shaman MP5 for five whole years. NT by Worm 06/26/2010, 10:40am PDT             Now children, it's important you know what games I'm playing. by Quétinbec 06/26/2010, 11:06am PDT                 I never petted no zombie dolphin, he's right. NT by Worm 06/26/2010, 12:28pm PDT                     Re: I never petted no zombie dolphin, he's right. by Mischief Maker 06/26/2010, 1:09pm PDT                         A dolphin is not an STD. Strop propogaing that. NT by Entropy Stew 06/26/2010, 1:41pm PDT                             ICJ, don't frontpage this please. NT by Quétinbec 06/30/2010, 11:01am PDT                                 Re: ICJ, don't frontpage this please. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/03/2010, 7:44pm PDT                                     First they came for the penis dolphins, and I did not speak out because I was no NT by Mischief Maker 07/05/2010, 11:16am PDT             8) NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 06/26/2010, 3:33pm PDT