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| Wow, that's very shocking. by Creexul :( 02/25/2005, 5:55pm PST | ||||
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| Yeah Xenosaga could've been good..................... couldn't it? (HAVE BEEN)
Link? Am I still supposed to review this (piece of shit)? Winner of the "Inappropriate Blowjob on a Low-Rated Game" award goes to................? Xenosaga Episode II: Jenseits von Gut und Bose isn't wholly on par with the original, but it retains a rich narrative and a lot of soul. [JUST KIDDING -Gamespot ed] - Bethany Massimilla So the game sucks, but it has soul. How many points does having a lot of soul get a game? Apparently a whopping 7, because a game that is objectively not worth playing by any human beings (except retarded anime fans.............. in other words anime fans OH ZING) should be a 0 or 1. Of course, most unplayable shitty games usually get a score of at least 5 on Gamespot, and as we all should know by now, any existing Xenosaga/gears game, including the Xenosagas that have yet to be made, would be below a 5 (which would be a game so offensively bad that it assaults the player with terribleness that will take a normally content person and depress them). That's just based on the experience of playing them, of course, and not the apologistic attempt to not offend the drooling mongoloid armies of retarded frenzy creatures and possible bipolars who would never forgive anyone who interrupted their j-rock mp3 collecting with a negative review of a beautiful Japanese work of art like Xenosaga. That's the hidden score you won't see on Gamespot, but it's the biggest factor. In order to avoid endless swarms of angry, bloated cosplayers, the hidden "anime appeasement" score overrides everything from common sense to graphics to the embarrassment inherent in having to play Xenosaga even if it's for money. Sure, for a while you would sit there, groaning loudly at the godawful dialogue, voice acting, plot, and the sheer length of boring, unimportant cutscenes that either have no bearing on the story or the story itself has no point in being told and indeed does not improve on the experience of a blank screen. But then you go to afansview.com and look at about 100 pics, and imagine all those people running at you at once, faces caked in crumbs and drool, eyes bulging like Billy Joel jacking off, neck veins pulsating through the giant cakes of plaque in their arteries. How else could you write a review of a 1.5 score game, list why it sucks and no one should ever play it, and then inflate the score as close to 10 as humanly possible and try to come up with the only positive thing a human being could ever say about the worst shit ever. Any Gamespot reviewer who would make the mistake of giving a game based on some (stupid) anime (shit) would suffer the consequences of having the entire site destroyed........ by an angry "rant" on a fan's blog. And no one would want that, would they. I bet Gran Tourismo 4 sucks too. |
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Review request: Xenosaga II by 02/15/2005, 7:07pm PST  If I have to play that peets of chit game, there will be a substitution. by 02/15/2005, 9:48pm PST You don't have to actually play it by 02/15/2005, 9:57pm PST Your "IDEA" may be worse than the game itself by 02/16/2005, 1:00am PST Re: Your "IDEA" may be worse than the game itself by 02/16/2005, 1:04am PST Re: Your "IDEA" may be worse than the game itself by 02/16/2005, 1:07am PST It's probably better than Xenosaga II though NT by 02/16/2005, 12:10pm PST Zing NT by 02/16/2005, 12:35pm PST Maybe you should think about that. :( NT by 02/16/2005, 9:10pm PST Game Informer calls it "ball-dropping potential of Devil May Cry 2 proportions" by 02/25/2005, 4:21pm PST Wow, that's very shocking. by 02/25/2005, 5:55pm PST |
