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| Hey caltrops, I know it's been a while since I last rapped at you by Noi Dau Don 10/06/2010, 4:44am PDT | ||||
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| I set up an elegant, well-put-together post asking for some dyke action. It was supposed to be a deal where everyone who whines about wanting to write lesbian smut but woe where to find a good partner would have to put up or shut up (the extremely intricate culture that embraces dykes and dykeness yet refuses to write smut about them: I will have to explain this some other time.) Be the change you want to see in the world! Of course it goes swimmingly and I am successful and beautiful and perfect because I like words and I'm not afraid of pussy. My shit is the best, QED.
Naturally, the community penis has to go and threaten to break up this gurl party. You'll remember this guy as the insane Ukranian that I had to de-mod. (3:50:03 AM) Penis: So I figured out who I can troll NDD's Dyke with. I even have icons. (3:50:25 AM) NDD: gosh, what wonderful news (3:50:48 AM) Penis: I was told I make a wonderful lesbian when it comes to that character. (3:51:26 AM) Penis: I once topped Franziska von Karma with her. (3:52:19 AM) NDD: Are you intending to oblige me to overpower you, ICly? (3:53:43 AM) Penis: Perhaps. (3:54:14 AM) Penis: But I shall have to tell you that overpowering Penis' Dyke will just lead to her making JUST AS PLANNED! faces whenever NDD's Dyke isn't looking. (3:54:37 AM) NDD: This sounds like the most rewarding thread in the world. Whatever did I do to deserve such consideration. (3:55:26 AM) Penis: Sadly, pure accident and my weak willpower. (3:55:59 AM) Penis: I have sworn off roleplaying Penis' Dyke at one point, having promised myself that I would find her a player due to her strong canonical connection with [his incredibly tedious self-insert original character]. (3:57:55 AM) NDD: willikers, how fortunate I am (3:57:57 AM) Penis: It was, ah, my subtle troll of fantasy conventions - I have made the male knight and female mage duo, and then gave the knight all the emotional fragility, while sending all the strength of personality to the mage. (4:00:13 AM) Penis: http://www.livejournal.com/allpics.bml?user=some_fuckingstupid_shit - And then I gave her really moeblob icons. (4:02:27 AM) Penis: As someone pointed out, it's a testament to how long ago I've made the character that she was made back when icon text and borders were trendy. (4:09:42 AM) Penis: /ends up quoting Big O in her new keywords There is no oak pipe fine enough! I guess I will let him do his thing and then maybe surprise dickgirl on him. And fuck him in the ass. He's very sensitive about anal sex, you see. Someone once raped him online. Here's the thing I don't understand - why don't I just say "don't... fucking reply to this post, it's about making a nice place for women to enjoy women parts. You hate women and are the world's hugest concern troll. So just don't reply." I will say anything but no! Is it because I'm hoping that he'll get the broad, obvious hint, or is it because I'm hoping he won't? |
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