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Re: There is so much terribleness in this it is hard to respond. by Rafiki 05/13/2011, 1:50pm PDT
Arbit wrote:

Why on earth would anyone want to pay $50-60 for what amounts to a Choose Your Own Adventure with graphics?


Because they hate games but like interactive stories. And who are we to tell her how to spend her money? This makes me want to quit my job and start a company making porny scifi and wizard shit with dialog trees. Seriously, I should download the Unreal 3 engine and get on this. INC and ICJ can write, right? Can anyone do models and textures? Jerry's thin and beautiful now, maybe he can take his shirt off and snap a picture of himself in a flexy brooding pose for the cover shot. We can call the first title "Fantasy Hole" and have a tagline of something like, "Some stars burn brighter..." and align Jerry's picture so his crotch is transparently overlaying the center of a galaxy. That should be enough to get a script going. Somebody put something together about space and fantastic holes. There's a lot of housewives with money to throw around and I want in on the ground floor.
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            BioWare games are made by and for depressing housewives who hate videogames. by Jerry Whorebach 05/12/2011, 6:35am PDT NEW
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                    I... didn't *mean* the "skip battles and porn++" feedback. IT WAS A JOKE by up with pod people 05/12/2011, 12:47pm PDT NEW
                        It's safe to watch the video. It's only 7 seconds and a still photo. NT by [Video Prewatching Service] 05/12/2011, 1:09pm PDT NEW
                        "skip battles and porn++" is fine, if the porn is sufficiently interactive by Mysterio 05/12/2011, 7:04pm PDT NEW
                    gamer parents strike again NT by fabio 05/13/2011, 7:35am PDT NEW
                There is so much terribleness in this it is hard to respond. by Arbit 05/13/2011, 12:44pm PDT NEW
                    Re: There is so much terribleness in this it is hard to respond. by Rafiki 05/13/2011, 1:50pm PDT NEW
                        I guess you could upgrade to full 3D motion by up with pod people 05/13/2011, 2:30pm PDT NEW
 
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