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Genius at work by Mysterio 07/04/2011, 7:43pm PDT UweBollocks Mon 04 Jul 2011 2:21 PM The MC Hammer bobbleheads were originally supposed to double as a piggy bank, but the idea was scrapped when they kept losing all of the money that was put into them. IronMikeGallego @UweBollocks By contrast, the Vanilla Ice bobbleheads do work well as piggy banks. Those things will hang onto anything, provided you don't dangle them out of an open window and shake them violently. UweBollocks @IronMikeGallego Actually, the estate of MC Hammer attempted to sue the Vanilla Ice estate for copywrite infringement. The case was tossed after Vanilla himself took the stand and explained that when you shake the Hammer bobblehead-piggy-bank, it goes "rattle, rattle, rattle", and when you shake the Vanilla Ice bobblehead-piggy-bank it goes "rattle, rattle, rattle--tsss", therefore making them different. IronMikeGallego @UweBollocks That's interesting. I would have thought Vanilla Ice would have been a lousy witness. I hear he always snaps under pressure.

Deadspin has the worst commentators in the world. NT by discuss 06/24/2011, 6:01pm PDT     It has the worst editor in the world, too. by WITTGENSTEIN 06/25/2011, 9:34am PDT         Here are some slate headlines by discuss 06/25/2011, 11:37am PDT             It's true by Mysterio 06/25/2011, 11:57am PDT             Psh, New York by Jerry Whorebach 06/25/2011, 12:21pm PDT                 Re: Psh, New York by discuss 06/25/2011, 6:12pm PDT                     They do have awesome bagels, bagel sandwiches out there. by fullofkittens 06/26/2011, 7:44am PDT                 Starbucks keeps their "New York style" bagels in the freezer :O by Jerry Whorebach 01/08/2013, 6:47pm PST     Yes, they do. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/27/2011, 12:31pm PDT         Gawker Media, LLC forums are designed to reward insularism, tin-hatting. NT by The Happiness Engine 06/27/2011, 4:34pm PDT             Holy shit, this is the worst writing in the history of the Internet. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/28/2011, 2:22pm PDT     Genius at work by Mysterio 07/04/2011, 7:43pm PDT     HOW DO YOU DO THAT? by HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 07/11/2011, 10:39pm PDT         Re: HOW DO YOU DO THAT? by HOW DO YOU DO THAT 02/15/2012, 8:41pm PST             "Frankly, I thought my comment which evoked such rage was pretty funny NT by of course he would 02/15/2012, 8:44pm PST     Rickey Johnson had 11.5 sacks by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/30/2011, 6:05pm PDT         Then how could he walk? NT by The Bob and Tom Show 08/31/2011, 10:53am PDT             Hahaha! NT by Killa Gorilla 08/31/2011, 6:22pm PDT