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Re: Jonesy, why did you get a traffic citation and how did you get it dismissed by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/26/2011, 11:36pm PDT
WITTGENSTEIN wrote:

POST THE STORY OF YOUR FIGHTING THE LAW


I got picked up for speeding a few months ago, in a section of the road that they raised the speed limit on. God, it's better out here than it was in western New York. I assume all the roads in NY are 20MPH now. They would let gays marry before they would ever put a road that was 100 yards from all houses up to fifty-five.

My girl and I were just talking about how the speed limit changed when I passed a cop. It was dark out and I couldn't belieeeeeve this shit when the lights went on. I get pulled over all the time and I'm usually quite guilty, but this time I wasn't doing anything wrong. Everyone in that car that evening was there willingly, Wittgenstein. o_0;;;

The cop still thought the speed limit was pre-increase, so we had a nice little argument about that. You know how the default character of "Albert" in the original Fallout manual is described as "a charismatic leader of a small, vocal minority of the Vault population that is considering life on the outside world?" How his "professed occupation is closest to what was once known as a 'lawyer'"? How Albert is "often able to convince others that his ideas are correct"? Yeah I'm more like that fat neckless fuck on the previous page. When it was all done I had a shiny new ticket and Denver inexplicably needed a new water chip.

Anyway, the best way to get out of a ticket is to actually be in the right, so I got called up for a trial and the thing was dimissed. Drop the charges, myaaaan, drop de charges!


Anyway, this has gone on for far too long. As a white, the only real thing I know about justice comes from this comic which is why I mentioned it in the tweet:



See, they were bad guys, but then they never mind.


ICJ
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Jonesy, why did you get a traffic citation and how did you get it dismissed NT by WITTGENSTEIN 07/26/2011, 4:10pm PDT NEW
    Re: Jonesy, why did you get a traffic citation and how did you get it dismissed by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/26/2011, 11:36pm PDT NEW
        Those guys have some impressive spauldrons ;-3 by Moog 07/28/2011, 7:02pm PDT NEW
 
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