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by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 12/25/2011, 8:09am PST |
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Luke 2
1. And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.
2. (And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.)]
3. And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city.
4. And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David:)
5. To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.
6. And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.
7. And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.
8. And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.
9. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
10. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
11. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
12. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.
13. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,
14. Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. |
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The Christmas story by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 12/25/2011, 8:09am PST 
and the LORD did speak, "You'll shoot your eye out, kid." NT by The Hapiness Engine 12/25/2011, 9:28am PST 
Actually it was another mythical character, Santa Claus, who siad it NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 12/24/2012, 11:17am PST 
OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT THIS IS EDGY RIGHT HERE NT by THIS GUY DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GOD, YO 12/25/2012, 6:38am PST 
Now kill him! Slowly... NT by Mischief Maker 12/25/2011, 11:11am PST 
Re-posted so the original shows up NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 12/24/2012, 11:13am PST 
Thanks! I've got something more to add to your OP by Mischief Maker 12/24/2012, 3:06pm PST 
OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT THIS IS EDGY RIGHT HERE NT by THIS GUY DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GOD, YO 12/25/2012, 6:43am PST 
Is this what Jolt County is like all the time, ICJ? NT by jesus christ 12/25/2012, 9:06am PST 
OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT THIS IS EDGY RIGHT HERE NT by THIS GUY SAYS HE'S JESUS, YO 12/25/2012, 12:08pm PST 
Re: Thanks! I've got something more to add to your OP by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/31/2014, 12:44am PST 
And now, The Revised Christmas Story by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 01/04/2013, 8:11am PST 
This is to bump the article as new; I think it's a wonderful piece of fiction NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/24/2013, 8:50am PST 
Your sister's a wonderful piece of fiction by Eurotrash 12/24/2013, 3:42pm PST 
Value poster since at least 2011 NT by Thanks for the shudder 12/24/2013, 7:22pm PST 
Holidays are a popular time for suicides, Paul. NT by Good Idea Bear 12/24/2013, 10:23pm PST 
That's a good idea, Good Idea Bear. Why don't you commit suicide, then... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/31/2014, 12:46am PST 
OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT THIS IS EDGY RIGHT HERE NT by HE TOLD HIM TO KILL HIMSELF YO 01/31/2014, 6:42am PST 
stop posting NT by Caltrops.com 01/31/2014, 7:42am PST 
OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT THIS IS EDGY RIGHT HERE NT by HE TOLD THAT GUY TO STOP POSTING YO 01/31/2014, 11:04am PST 
no really NT by stop posting 01/31/2014, 11:53am PST 
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