Jakub wrote:

I get that some of these could be "funny", except for the fact that they're unguarded, genuine comments from assholes who ruined the world economy.

So you know, go ahead and laugh, Mr. I'm Crying on an Internet Forum Because I Can't Find a Job in LA.

You know what?

Fuck it. Let me get banned.

You're a bitch. And I mean this in the most gender and species-neutral kind of way, the absolutely most derogatory term, something like the kind of thing that comes out of a box in Pulp Fiction and is called The Gimp, but with less dignity and self-respect.

You're the kind of whiney fucking lickspittle spineless motherfucker (literally, I believe you fuck your mother because no self-respecting woman I can imagine would have you, and you're too poor to afford a $10 whore) who, if I saw a dog who was kicked and beaten repeatedly and returned to the abuser, I would have thought "wow, that dog has more courage than Gordon Cameron ever did". Because ha ha, it's fucking funny when the same people who over several decades corrupt and erode a system designed to instill trust and fairness in its citizenry (a tough enough task with Americans) - a trust and fairness essential for the conducting of business and faith in the country, a belief in fighting for it and its ideals, the lack of which caused proud, strong people like Muhammad Ali to say "ain't no Viet Cong ever call me nigger or try to deny me my rights", the lack of which today is causing people on the left and right to feel hopeless on the future... These same people lead to an economic crisis. "Well haha they're funny IT'S T-SHIRT WORTHY!"

They're the fucking sociopaths. They're the bullies in your school, the 1 in 30 who are fucking physically incapable of having a conscience. And they've beaten you, you insignificant measly worm. You should be lucky to be a worm because at least you could reproduce asexually, the only way you could ever reproduce short of forcing yourself on a quadriplegic woman - and even that's a stretch for someone so lacking fortitude as you are.

You're like the scrawny nerd in high school who laughs with the bullies who were kicking your ass 24 hours ago because a new fat kid joined the school and for a brief, brief window you think you just might be able to lick their assholes long enough that they won't take your lunch money.

God, does it ever disgust me that people like you can vote.

"oh god, oh god, now they're threatening to take away my foodstamps. I promise I'll pay 60% taxes and work hard and send my kids to work right after school for 6 hour shifts just PLEASE DON'T TAKE AWAY MY FOOD STAMPS."

That's going to be coming out of your mouth in 10 years you fucking ignorant spineless piece of shit, if people better, stronger, tougher than you don't win this country back.