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Me and Toom talk about Patrice and YOUR SICK SO CI E TY by Claborsar 01/22/2012, 2:07am PST
Sunday, January 22, 2012
2:12 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): By the way that comic project I

thought was totally on ended up not happening. :(
2:12 AM - Sun-El: :(
2:12 AM - Sun-El: what happened?
2:12 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Pretty much what I joked about

happening
2:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I sent the guy the synopsis, and a

couple of days later he sent me an email saying that he was

going to be busy FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE
2:13 AM - Sun-El: hahahahaha
2:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It was like Hans Gruber came in and

shot me in the uterus :(
2:13 AM - Sun-El: LOYYYYYFFF
2:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And that was on a Monday
2:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And the week kinda went downhill

from there
2:13 AM - Sun-El: OH my GOD, the UTERUS is TOAST!
2:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Or well it plateaued anyway
2:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahahahaha
2:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): After that was the visit to my

dad's house
2:13 AM - Sun-El: :(
2:14 AM - Sun-El: i have to call my dad this weekend :(
2:14 AM - Sun-El: i promised my moms
2:14 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): :(
2:14 AM - Sun-El: do you have to go back over there?
2:14 AM - Sun-El: i know you said it was worse than anybody

expected
2:14 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I don't HAVE to but I've been

thinking about doing it anyway
2:14 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): To be honest it was only tiring

physically
2:15 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And emotionally I dunno, I don't

feel that much
2:15 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Dad's just like a stranger that's

related to me
2:15 AM - Sun-El: i don't think that's an unsual sensation

these days among men our age
2:15 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Well I thought it was unusual for

me but you're probably right
2:15 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It's sort of a different

circumstance for me, but only in a tiny way
2:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Because all my sisters had the same

thing happen, but without the brain damage motorcycle accident

part
2:16 AM - Sun-El: i'd imagine there's less anger there
2:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Their dads are all fuckin alcoholic

burnouts too
2:16 AM - Sun-El: it's not like he wanted to be brain damaged
2:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah
2:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): There's more anger with the sisters

I think, and less with us
2:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I just feel sorry for dad
2:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): While Mary's dad is actively a

hillbilly piece of shit
2:17 AM - Sun-El: how many dads do you and your siblings have?
2:18 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Me and Jso have ours
2:18 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Mary has Bobby
2:18 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And I think Deedee and Tandy have

one and I don't know about Dorion's dad but he may be the same

as Deedee and Tandy
2:19 AM - Sun-El: you don't know much about deedee and tandy's

dad?
2:20 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Actually I think he lived in our

basement when we were in the Canton COMPTONS like when we were

10 for a few months
2:20 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): But then I don't think I ever saw

him again, but he was pretty much the same as any other, a

kinda drunk duder party alcoholic loser
2:21 AM - Sun-El: :(
2:21 AM - Sun-El: a generation of men raised by women
2:22 AM - Sun-El: fight club maybe be for the lamest kind of

white dude, but it got that part right at least
2:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I wonder if another woman is what

we really need. O_____________O
2:22 AM - Sun-El: that line has a totally different

connotation now that i know that palanuick is gay
2:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): As it turns out Fight Club was

really about anarchist hipsters
2:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah
2:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It took me a long ass fuck time to

figure that out :(
2:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): SADLY
2:23 AM - Sun-El: the third stage of project mayhem: we all

touch boners
2:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahaha
2:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Or rather we touch all boners
2:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): ALL THE BONERS
2:23 AM - Sun-El: O______O
2:23 AM - Sun-El: my god, it's full of dicks
2:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Haha
2:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Anyway I mailed off Troll Police #1

to Dark Horse :(
2:24 AM - Sun-El: and now we play the waiting game
2:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It's entirely possible they still

haven't read 2222 #1
2:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Like there's just a big stack
2:24 AM - Sun-El: hahaha
2:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): That's why this thing was such a

big kick in the ball sack
2:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I really thought this was the

launchpad (mcquack)
2:25 AM - Sun-El: blathering blatherskite, jhoh
2:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahahahahaha
2:25 AM - Sun-El: i think that your best option right now

might to do a sprite comic
2:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahahaha no :(
2:26 AM - Sun-El: or something that doesn't require fine art

skills
2:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I actually kind of had one last

resort
2:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Which was a girl I sorta knew who

is a good artist and needs money
2:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): So I asked her, she said that her

arms are fucked up and she can barely type even though she was

still using AIM
2:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think she's on medication for

something, possibly bipolar, so it's probably for the best
2:27 AM - Sun-El: bipolar
2:27 AM - Sun-El: we know how we feel about those
2:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah
2:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It's something that isn't good!
2:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Something about putting them all in

a big pile
2:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And perhaps involving ACCELERANTS
2:28 AM - Sun-El: something about the white house lawn as well
2:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahaha yes
2:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Anyway there's Emily but she has a

real life full time job
2:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): But I told her a couple ideas I had

and she says possibly she's interested
2:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): She actually said we could just do

a couple goof porn comics and possibly pitch them to slipshine
2:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): So I whipped out the old werewolf

mary sue story
2:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): So now I'm redoing that one AGAIN

but with the fancy experience of blah blah etc
2:30 AM - Sun-El: but you can't send porn comics to dark horse

as proof of your skill
2:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I know, we're not gonna go for dark

horse for that stuff
2:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I got my fancy pants shit for Dark

Horse, and then I got this slumming it BECAUSE I'M SO

FUCK!!!!!!!!ING GOOD shit for porn
2:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Actually I came up with yet another

story concept over the past couple of days that I could pitch

to Dark Horse once I have a first chapter scripted out, but

it's going to be kind of a bitch to really get it ironed out

into a coherent first chapter with a consistent tone and

complete so on and this and that so forth etc bullshit fagfuck

asscunt
2:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It's weird because this new story

is based off of Tracy Morgan and Patrice O'Neal
2:32 AM - Sun-El: how so?
2:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Except replace both of them n

persons with a white guy
2:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And turn it into a satire
2:32 AM - Sun-El: hahahaha
2:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It's about a guy in the future who

takes over the country and turns it into a dictatorship based

entirely on political correctness
2:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And everyone is like fuck yeah

political correctness even to the point where they're

executing people who are "known racists" and etc
2:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): So like it's yet another

anti-liberal screed in hiding (destined to never be accepted

as a comic book)
2:33 AM - Sun-El: i think i've read this already
2:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I had a feeling this was done :(
2:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): BUT IT'S CALLED THE PUNISHER

#2332324 whatever
2:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I'm still working on it anyway :(
2:34 AM - Sun-El: it's just like you described, only ann

coulter and bill o'reilly and g. gordon liddy are the freedom

fighters against the evil politically correct empire
2:35 AM - Sun-El: http://accstudios.com/
2:35 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): :(
2:35 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I dunno this sounds kinda dumb!
2:35 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): The thing is that I want the story

to start where the guy is actually fully justified
2:36 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Like it has the story of the

dictator, but it flashes back to how he had friends who were

killed by racist gangs (OF THE FUTURE!?!?!?!) and stuff
2:36 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Like to actually give him

justification for being outraged and the reader as well
2:36 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): But then he goes way too far with

it
2:36 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): The hardest part is finding a way

to make this work beyond just fuckin retarded dumb ass fuck

partisan politics shit
2:37 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): So, this one's going on the

backburner, and if I ever finish it it'll probably be way into

the future and take agonizing brain melting work
2:38 AM - Sun-El: you should write something simpler to take

your mind off of it
2:38 AM - Sun-El: actually
2:38 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Well I have like 6 other stories

before that anyway
2:38 AM - Sun-El: what you should do is rewrite pm2 and the

sasy saga
2:38 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I stopped writing SUPER POLITICAL

WHATEVER to do a full on script rewrite of werewolf cunt fuck

adventures
2:38 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Haha
2:39 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I actually put a couple portions of

that into some scripts I wrote :(
2:39 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Actually one is kind of bizarre and

makes no sense to anyone on the planet even myself
2:39 AM - Sun-El: hahah
2:39 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I wrote a "fancomic" script for My

Life with Fel last week
2:39 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Where the mary sue of the comic

breaks up with the hot fantasy catgirl sex slave of the

webcomic
2:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He realizes that she's an

overbearing insecure bitch and he breaks up with her bitterly

because he can't live with her anymore even though the sex is

FAN TASTIC
2:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And then I just posted it to DA/FA

even though I know exactly where the guy could read it
2:40 AM - Sun-El: what the fuck is this bullshit
2:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): My Life with Fel is a webcomic

about a guy (from Mexico) who drew a webcomic about his

fantasy catgirl hot sex slave girlfriend
2:41 AM - Sun-El: a mexican made this?
2:41 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah
2:41 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): In fact I think most of it is

translated from espanol (el nino is spanish

for...................... the nino)
2:41 AM - Sun-El: hahahaahha
2:41 AM - Sun-El: *chris farley puffs and gasps*
2:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha
2:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): *chris farley dies a month later*
2:42 AM - Sun-El: :(
2:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): AnyWAY!!!!!!!!!!!
2:42 AM - Sun-El: anyway -___-
2:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so I did all this because I had

like the past 2 weeks off
2:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And I actually got a decent amount

of writing in, I kinda wish I had more time for this
2:43 AM - Sun-El: two weeks off?
2:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): One depressing fuck thing, last

weekend I spent rewriting chapter 1 of Antipode
2:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Thinking that the guy would ask for

it after he was done reading the synopsis and ready for the

first whole script!
2:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and then he sent me an email saying

HMMMMMMMMMM NOPE I HATE YOU FOREVER NOW
2:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It was more like 2 1/2 weeks off

actually
2:43 AM - Sun-El: christmas break for the docs?
2:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I had shitloads of free time I

wasn't expecting
2:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): sorta, it's more complicated
2:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): on dec 26th I had work
2:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): because that was a monday, and

EVERY DAY OF THAT WEEK I still had the full amount of work
2:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so I was like welp I guess no

vacation this year
2:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): then the next week I had off, then

the next week
2:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I've had all of this month off so

far, he's finally coming back Monday
2:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): except the foot doctor, he's been

calling in this entire time, but that's much smaller work
2:45 AM - Sun-El: so yeah, christmas break, since there's a

lag in between the work being submitted and it being assigned

to you, right?
2:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so the whole time I've been writing

and playing games
2:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah kinda, except they usually

take the actual christmas eve/day off, except that was on a

weekend
2:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so I wasn't even expecting the

vacation this year
2:46 AM - Sun-El: i spent all of december getting high, eating

kit kats, and watching scott pilgrim a million times :(
2:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha
2:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): on bloooooooooo ray?
2:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): IT'S BEST ON BLU RAY
2:46 AM - Sun-El: yes -___-
2:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah that's a good movie especially

for bloo ray
2:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): fuckin excellent visuals
2:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and fuckin that one guy who played

captain america
2:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it was his first non douchey role
2:46 AM - Sun-El: hahaha
2:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): where he was really funny
2:47 AM - Sun-El: also, superman getting deveganized
2:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yes
2:47 AM - Sun-El: and then headbutted into a million coins
2:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): HEADBUTTED INTO COINS
2:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): movie's better than the comic
2:47 AM - Sun-El: far better
2:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): in fuckin weird ways that shouldn't

even exist but do
2:47 AM - Sun-El: comic meanders too much
2:47 AM - Sun-El: takes itself too seriously
2:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): like the fact that johnny blaze and

superman are both in the movie as douchebags who get

headbutted into coins
2:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah :(
2:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I still kinda like the comic

because of kawaii wind waker visuals and because sometimes

it's a little funny or kawaii
2:48 AM - Sun-El: KAWAIIIIIIII
2:48 AM - Sun-El: genkibowl
2:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I kinda want to make a comic like

that
2:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha
2:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I didn't get that xpak
2:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but I was pissed that the game was

so short at only 40 hours!!!!!!!
2:48 AM - Sun-El: it's not worth it, really
2:48 AM - Sun-El: hahahahha
2:49 AM - Sun-El: man, i'm having a ball in it
2:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it's fuckin great
2:49 AM - Sun-El: although it's crashed on me a couple of

times
2:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): :(
2:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): PC version?
2:49 AM - Sun-El: and tonight, it kept reloading me under the

city
2:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it crashed only one singular time

for the xblawks
2:49 AM - Sun-El: so i'd fall forever
2:49 AM - Sun-El: then it'd reload me under the city again
2:49 AM - Sun-El: yeah, pc
2:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): :(
2:49 AM - Sun-El: got it during the steam sale
2:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): MAKES ME GLAD RURAL AMERICA IS

DYING
2:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): well it's probably still worth it

on PC steam sale etc
2:50 AM - Sun-El: it's nowhere near as bad as sr2 on pc was
2:51 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Like Jso is playing right now :(
2:51 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): with the graphixxx set all the way

to rock bottom so it looks like a PS1 game
2:51 AM - Sun-El: hahahha
2:51 AM - Sun-El: battle arena toshindan or some shit
2:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I liked that game :(
2:52 AM - Sun-El: we all did
2:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): realistic tit jiggle physics
2:52 AM - Sun-El: we didn't know any better
2:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that bitch with the whip
2:52 AM - Sun-El: holy shit, i can't even remember a single

character from that game
2:52 AM - Sun-El: much less the "storyline"
2:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): haha
2:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): like any fighting game
2:53 AM - Sun-El: aside: someone should fuck the shit out of

kate beaton and put it up on the internet
2:53 AM - Sun-El: she's too fucking innocent and canadian
2:54 AM - Sun-El: like, no one would give a fuck about seeing

that oglaf chick take it every hole
2:54 AM - Sun-El: but kate beaton
2:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): run hide duck duck we don't give a

fuck fuck
2:54 AM - Sun-El: that's purity worth corrupting
2:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha yes
2:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): one day I will become webcomics big

and tell that to her face
2:55 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): man you're some kinda sinner
2:55 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Disney's Sinner
2:55 AM - Sun-El: and then j jacques jameson will

ineffectually punch you
2:55 AM - Sun-El: and then cry about it on twitter
2:55 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): haha
2:55 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that fuckin cunt
2:55 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he's a bigger cunt than actual

women
2:55 AM - Sun-El: yes
2:56 AM - Sun-El: oh, i did do one more thing while i was high

all of last month
2:56 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): WOAAAAAA
2:56 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): too bad this isn't on AIM so i can

post the log
2:56 AM - Sun-El: i listened to pretty much every patrice

o'neal content available on the internet
2:56 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha
2:56 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): lots on openy and anthy
2:56 AM - Sun-El: right click select all copy paste
2:56 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): ANTHY IS PRETTY FUNNY BUT OPENY IS

VERY UNDERRATED
2:57 AM - Sun-El: i still don't like them and find them

nigh-unlistenable on their own
2:57 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I like them
2:57 AM - Sun-El: i like lil jimmy norton
2:57 AM - Sun-El: but i think he defers to them too much
2:57 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I used to not like them so much but

I found they have their values
2:57 AM - Sun-El: when he could potentially dominate the show

like patrice does
2:58 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): well there's all sorts of different

things to their guests
2:58 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the thing is that they would let

patrice say what he would say no matter what it was
2:58 AM - Sun-El: i was shocked that sinbad was such a great

guest
2:58 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that story of when he went to

prison is one of my favorite youtube videos in the history of

humanity
2:58 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): haha yeah
2:58 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): sinbad was fuckin excellent, I was

surprised because he seemed like he was the biggest prime to

be a dud
2:59 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think he got along with ron

bennington the most because they were both from the 80s and

knew the stand up scene back then and shit
2:59 AM - Sun-El: my favorite patrice bit that i hadn't heard

before was when he fucking evicerated that lingerie bowl

contestant
2:59 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I used to not know shit about ron

of ron and fez, they're the only other show on the O&A channel

that's not O&A
2:59 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha you mean he said SHE'S THE

CUNT WHO DOESN'T EVEN CARE
2:59 AM - Sun-El: rip black phillip show
2:59 AM - Sun-El: yes!!!!
2:59 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and it caused a huge fuckin half

hour deal
2:59 AM - Sun-El: and it was so awesome
3:00 AM - Sun-El: because he was RIGHT
3:00 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): during the entire thing Anthony was

like OH COME ON NOW HE'S JUST BEING MEAN THAT'S NOT NICE
3:00 AM - Sun-El: i know he was right and i didn't even need

to see it
3:00 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and finally after 20 minutes of

that he was like ARE THEY GONE?

.................................THANK YOU PATRICE
3:00 AM - Sun-El: ahahahahahahhahaha
3:00 AM - Sun-El: good cop bad cop
3:00 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): exactly
3:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): sometimes openy and antyy really

know how to do radio
3:01 AM - Sun-El: anyway, listening to all that patrice has

inspired me to try to live more like him
3:01 AM - Sun-El: not like with diabetes or anything
3:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): haha
3:01 AM - Sun-El: but with not tolerating tricky white

horseshit
3:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah cutting down on weight and

shit
3:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and then giving less of a fuck

about bitches
3:01 AM - Sun-El: and calling women out on their little power

plays
3:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he had the best relationship advice
3:01 AM - Sun-El: he really did
3:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): what's fucked up is that the black

phillip show only happened because of opie
3:01 AM - Sun-El: and it's weird, because i came to a lot of

the same conclusions back at the same time he did
3:02 AM - Sun-El: but he knows how to crystalize an argument

perfectly
3:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): opie demanded that Patrice get his

own hour on their channel, even though their bosses were like

WELL WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT etc etc
3:02 AM - Sun-El: phrase it where there's no denying its

truth
3:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah
3:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I actually did too
3:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's why I don't have girlfriends

and shit
3:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): because I dn't want to put up with

any of that bullshit
3:02 AM - Sun-El: that's why, huh?
3:02 AM - Sun-El: uh huh
3:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but Patrice knows how to do it

while still having a girlfriend
3:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so that's one thing I don't do

right
3:02 AM - Sun-El: like patrice said, the only power women have

is leaving
3:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Patrice was actually married in

fact
3:03 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah
3:03 AM - Sun-El: if you're not afraid of that, they're

powerless
3:03 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): once you tell them you don't give a

shit if they leave suddenly you own that pussy
3:03 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): SEE YOU GOTTA TAKE THE PUSSY LIKE

PEPE DOES
3:03 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I'm like aw dayum
3:03 AM - Sun-El: ahhahahahahahha
3:03 AM - Sun-El: THIS FUCKIN' RAPIST
3:03 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahahaha
3:03 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that was the entire joke was that

he was pretty much a rapist
3:03 AM - Sun-El: did you hear about dane cook at the laugh

factory?
3:04 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): anyway I got Mr P on preorder on

amazon
3:04 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): :(
3:04 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): no
3:04 AM - Sun-El:

http://www.avclub.com/articles/so-apparently-dane-cooks-standu

p-set-was-unusually,67943/
3:04 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahahahaha
3:04 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): a pretty good title!
3:05 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and by “set,” we mean “the

egotistical ramblings of a narcissist who has lost all touch

with humility and quite possibly humanity.”
3:05 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): HOLY SHIT......................

WELCOME TO 2007 ONION AV CLUB
3:05 AM - Sun-El: dane cook's response:

http://www.laughspin.com/2012/01/19/exclusive-dane-cook-respon

ds-to-comedians-harsh-reviews-of-his-latest-live-set/
3:05 AM - Sun-El: why does dane cook look 55 years old all of

a sudden?
3:05 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): HE FROSTED HIS HAIR SPECIALLY FOR

THIS RESPONSE
3:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the laugh factory in los angeles
3:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I can't imagine a club I'd want to

go to LESS than that
3:06 AM - Sun-El: yeah, i actually happened to be on that side

of town that night
3:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): unless it's Michael Richards

headlining for 2 hours
3:06 AM - Sun-El: drove by and saw bobby lee's name on the

marquee
3:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): haha
3:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): HEY GUYS LISTEN TO MY IMPRESSIONS

OF MY VIETNAMESE MOTHER
3:06 AM - Sun-El: no, that's dat phan
3:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): what did Patrice say about that one

guy's mom?
3:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah
3:07 AM - Sun-El: bobby lee is closer to a real comedian
3:07 AM - Sun-El: his wtf with marc maron was really good,

actually
3:07 AM - Sun-El: talking about how he lived in a closet for

years
3:07 AM - Sun-El: his raging drug addictions
3:07 AM - Sun-El: how his family hates him
3:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): well that sounds more interesting

at least
3:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think I thought of Dat Phan just

because they probably look completely identical
3:08 AM - Sun-El: hahahhahah
3:08 AM - Sun-El: can you please unplug from the vietnamese

matrix for five minutes?
3:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahahahahaha
3:09 AM - Sun-El: it was really sad how patrice was talking

about how much he missed tough crowd on his last o and a

appearance
3:09 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Patrice was so fuckin honest just

in that one clip of the show that my balls started pulling

back into my abdominal cavity
3:09 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I fuckin miss that show still
3:09 AM - Sun-El: i love that whole crew, but that show could

be unwatchable some nights
3:09 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I wish they would cancel tedious

and the cuntbear report and just have 1 hour of tough crowd

with mumblefuck quinn and racist cunts and keef robinson and

some other faggots
3:10 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I didn't watch it regularly but I

wish it still existed
3:10 AM - Sun-El: but on other nights it would be brilliant
3:10 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I loved when Jim Norton would bomb

so horribly like he deserved
3:10 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and Colin would be like SHHHHH

EVERYBODY QUIET
3:10 AM - Sun-El: hahahahaha
3:10 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): THAT DESERVED SILENCE
3:10 AM - Sun-El: i love those remotes they sent patrice out

on
3:10 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): they would be so brutal to each

other sometimes
3:10 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): haha
3:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): also Kevin Hart
3:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): who is now a fuckin BIG

STAAAAAAAAAR
3:11 AM - Sun-El: kevin hart and patrice together
3:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and deserves it I think
3:11 AM - Sun-El: holy shit
3:11 AM - Sun-El: they were an amazing tag team
3:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah sitting next to each other

while colin does horribly racist shit and they'd fuckin scream

laughing
3:11 AM - Sun-El: i remember thinking so at the time
3:11 AM - Sun-El: watching them team up on colin
3:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the show was a fuckin train wreck

there and it was great
3:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): no one would have the balls to

willingly do that anymore
3:11 AM - Sun-El: some shows are ahead of their time
3:12 AM - Sun-El: tough crowd was too late
3:12 AM - Sun-El: if it had replaced politically incorrect
3:12 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): IT BELONGED IN THE 70S OR 50S OR

SOMETHING
3:12 AM - Sun-El: it'd probably still be on
3:12 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but politically incorrect wasn't

really politically incorrect
3:12 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it was more like politically

correct
3:12 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so it never should've existed
3:12 AM - Sun-El: bill mahr and his guest are not funny for 22

min
3:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it's not even comedy guests it's

like THIS GUY USED TO BE A SENATOR FROM WYOMING like really?

who cares
3:13 AM - Sun-El: oh wow, he has nothing interesting nor

entertaining to say
3:13 AM - Sun-El: surprise!
3:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha
3:13 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): oh shit bilmar is incorrect about

something SHOCKA
3:14 AM - Sun-El: so yes
3:14 AM - Sun-El: if tough crowd had come on in like 1996 or

so
3:14 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): well still at least it was on at

any time at all
3:14 AM - Sun-El: it'd still be on
3:14 AM - Sun-El: like at 1am
3:14 AM - Sun-El: but it'd be on
3:15 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): did you ever hear Yimmy Nordin slam

Colin's fuckin mush mouth talking?
3:15 AM - Sun-El: no, but i heard jay mohr imitate him so well

that it fooled ant
3:15 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I KNOW WHERE IT IS
3:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahahaha that was great also
3:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=csq-i

HvDqc4#t=349s Here I think is the best time
3:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Colin has never been so kicked in

the uterus
3:16 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): give it a few seconds to kick in

though
3:17 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): a couple pound signs and a dash
3:17 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): GO FUCK YASELF
3:18 AM - Sun-El: ahahahhahahahahahahah
3:18 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): colin even knows he's walking into

the spinning blades
3:18 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and he does it anyway
3:19 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): aflufluflfuflfufl
3:19 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I really didn't know that O&A had

any entertainment value
3:19 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think the first I really heard of

them was fuckin
3:19 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): actually I think it was that 100

grand bit they did from WAY many years ago
3:20 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): where they gave away 100 grand and

a guy was so fuckin pumped he was gonna buy a pickup truck,

and they said BUT IT'S A CANDY BAR
3:20 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): which is totally Opie, that's like

the one thing he's the master of is ruining people's dreams

and then hanging up on them
3:20 AM - Sun-El: hahahh
3:20 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and uh another was when they had

Brian Regan on talking about THE CUP SIZES at fast food places
3:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and I just remember Brian

dominated, and WHO ARE THESE OTHER TWO FAGGOTS?
3:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but O&A know when to step aside and

let someone dominate at least
3:21 AM - Sun-El: that's true
3:21 AM - Sun-El: they know which side their bread is buttered

on
3:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): they may not be the funniest guys

themselves but at least they know when they have real talent

on and to let them go
3:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah
3:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the thing is that even among O&A

fans there's a lot of people who hate Opie
3:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): because Opie isn't the funny one
3:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Anthony is the talent actually
3:22 AM - Sun-El: opie stirs shit up though
3:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah Opie is a fuckin secret

monster
3:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): like he's a serial killer hiding

among normal people
3:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's why I like both of them

though
3:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): because Anthony is a fuckin creepy

gun nut who fucks girls who are only technically of age with

his fame and the fact that he looks like a fuckin back alley

tunesian knife fighter
3:23 AM - Sun-El: hahahahahahha
3:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and then Opie is like the behind

the scenes master
3:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it was Colin who actually called

him a back alley tunesian knife fighter by the way
3:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I know where that video clip is

also!
3:24 AM - Sun-El: he does look like a filthy half-greek,

half-arab slimby arms dealer cokehead though
3:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha exactly
3:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): actually here
3:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=f91Ty

9F2WlU#t=303s
3:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he has another great one in this
3:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): both of them are ruined by the top

rated comments
3:25 AM - Sun-El: a corsican pimp
3:25 AM - Sun-El: yes
3:25 AM - Sun-El: a corsican pimp
3:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): jhahaha yes
3:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's one of the hidden talents of

colin
3:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he has this really weird confusing

gift for meta humor
3:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it's something that can't really be

appreciated
3:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): like even on his twitter you can

tell he always takes the opposite approach to what seems

correct
3:26 AM - Sun-El: colin works where no one else can and bombs

where everyone else can succeed
3:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yes
3:26 AM - Sun-El: he's like the prototypical funny guy
3:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he's a fuckin weird motherfucker
3:27 AM - Sun-El: i hated colin on snl
3:27 AM - Sun-El: HATED
3:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah
3:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he annoyed me
3:27 AM - Sun-El: and because of snl, i thought he was a

shitty comedian
3:27 AM - Sun-El: but he's not
3:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): especially because he replaced the

obviously superior weekend update guy
3:27 AM - Sun-El: he just shouldn't ever be on snl
3:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he seems to understand comedy the

best but then more than anything in the world he wants to

infuriate people
3:27 AM - Sun-El: he should be hanging out with four of his

buddies
3:27 AM - Sun-El: talking shit for hours
3:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think like from a show a couple

days ago Opie said he's the best twitter troll in history
3:28 AM - Sun-El: hence, tough crowd
3:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yes
3:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's also why I like Dipaolo
3:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): because he wants to piss people off

more than almost anything in the world
3:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and I think Patrice appreciated

that too even if they would fight
3:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Patrice should never be gone, when

I heard he died I was in anger and I think I'm still stuck in

that
3:29 AM - Sun-El: nick dipaolo is the old white version of

patrice
3:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): like I'm never going to reach grief

or bargaining or whatever
3:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha yes
3:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): OLD!!!!!
3:29 AM - Sun-El: he has these views that some people can't

get past
3:29 AM - Sun-El: but he's talented
3:29 AM - Sun-El: and he's not a bad person
3:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): they're both really nice and funny

and with a sense of humor
3:29 AM - Sun-El: and he'll never get the recognition he

should, because he keeps pissing off the wrong people
3:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): both of them are kinda weird in the

heads maybe politically
3:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah
3:29 AM - Sun-El: louis ck should feel guilty he never put

patrice on his show
3:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that was in an O&A clip also in

fact Patrice said that
3:30 AM - Sun-El: he put godfrey on, but not patrice
3:30 AM - Sun-El: and i like godfrey
3:30 AM - Sun-El: but come on
3:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Patrice said that Nick isn't going

to get ahead because he says goo gobbler
3:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): even when Nick is trying to be nice
3:30 AM - Sun-El: he's nowhere in patrice's league
3:30 AM - Sun-El: exactly
3:30 AM - Sun-El: just like patrice will call a girl a cunt
3:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha
3:30 AM - Sun-El: and not even notice until someone points it

out
3:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's one thing that's overlooked

about O&A is that they knew how much Patrice should be on the

radio
3:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): how Patrice can be great just off

the cuff
3:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): like any day of the week
3:31 AM - Sun-El: about anything
3:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the only time that Patrice faltered

was during Scorch bits
3:31 AM - Sun-El: on the jay mohr podcast
3:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's when Patrice started to fall

asleep and who can blame him that's kinda white shit anyway
3:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah
3:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that was Patrice's last appearance

and he was awesome
3:31 AM - Sun-El: patrice said that he went out and bought a

bunch of podcasting equipment
3:31 AM - Sun-El: after he did marc maron's wtf
3:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and then he said he was too lazy to

really make a podcast
3:31 AM - Sun-El: i wish he had done a podcast
3:31 AM - Sun-El: so much
3:31 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah
3:31 AM - Sun-El: just riffing on anything
3:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but he would need to take better

care of himself to keep it going
3:32 AM - Sun-El: i'd love to see him just riffing on tv shows
3:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I kinda thought he had a handle on

the fat thing
3:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he looked like he carried it so

well
3:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It pissed me off to this day that

people don't know or appreciate Patrice
3:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I can't even count the times that

me and Jso watched Elephant in the Room
3:32 AM - Sun-El: i hope he'll get the cult recognition he

deserves, at least
3:32 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah
3:33 AM - Sun-El: you know that, right?
3:33 AM - Sun-El: ff--phillip
3:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He's like the black Bill Hicks

except I think actually a better comedian
3:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahahaha
3:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): gonna stare at your husband

deciding whether or not I should sell him
3:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE VENGEANCE

DAY
3:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahahaha
3:33 AM - Sun-El: he's paralyzed!
3:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so many black comics would be like

YEAH OBAMA PRESIDENT NAAAAAAH
3:33 AM - Sun-El: take his socks
3:33 AM - Sun-El: his momma crying
3:33 AM - Sun-El: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
3:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): OH SHIT THAT'S THE TEAM THAT BE

TAKIN NIGGAS SOCKS
3:34 AM - Sun-El: letting him out here with killas!
3:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahahaha
3:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's I think the best part of the

whole special
3:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): where they hunt down his mamma just

to fuckin taunt him further
3:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): THAT'S WUT YOU GIT
3:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's like something someone would

say just before the punisher says WELL JUST IN CASE and fuckin

shooting them
3:34 AM - Sun-El: you bought the dvd, right?
3:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I have no idea actually
3:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I want to say fuck yes I did
3:34 AM - Sun-El: the deleted scenes on the dvd are good too
3:35 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but then look in the cabinet and be

like WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?
3:35 AM - Sun-El: he tears apart some girl in the audience
3:36 AM - Sun-El: god, he had so much great material
3:36 AM - Sun-El: his 2003 comedy central special
3:36 AM - Sun-El: that's where i first saw him
3:36 AM - Sun-El: his 2005 one night stand
3:36 AM - Sun-El: both of those have such great jokes
3:36 AM - Sun-El: and then to top them both
3:36 AM - Sun-El: so much talent
3:37 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah I can't find it, I was sure I

bought it :(
3:38 AM - Sun-El: you should buy it -__-
3:38 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I know
3:38 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think I downloaded it and burned

it to DVD
3:38 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Which isn't good enough now
3:39 AM - Sun-El: the full 80 min version?
3:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah I think so.
3:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Let me check my fuckin records.
3:40 AM - Sun-El: good >:(
3:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Oh wait
3:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Okay I bought it, but WITH Mr P
3:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Whcih means it hasn't shipped until

Mr P actually comes out and then it will charge me
3:40 AM - Sun-El: ahhh
3:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Delivery estimate: Feb. 13, 2012 -

Feb. 17, 2012
1 "Mr. P"
Patrice O'Neal; Audio CD; $13.23
Available for Pre-order
Sold by: Amazon.com LLC Because of Pre-order Price

Guarantee, you might pay less. Why?
1 "Patrice O'Neal - Elephant In The Room"
Patrice O'Neal; DVD; $10.99
Usually ships in 1 to 4 weeks
Sold by: Amazon.com LLC
3:41 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): So Feb 13 to 17
3:41 AM - Sun-El: that's a long time away
3:41 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah although pretty soon
3:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): But I will at least for real be

buying it
3:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I know it's good that it's for his

family and stuff but it's still sad that it's not actually for

him
3:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): That thing he went off for an hour

about Tracy Morgan is like for real important
3:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I wish I could force every person

in this gay ass country to listen to that
3:43 AM - Sun-El: yeah :(
3:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Just the concept that that's how

people have to consider how they talk in a country that

supposedly has free speech
3:44 AM - Sun-El: i guess where i differ from patrice is that

he believes in conspiracies and organization
3:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): That was the inspiration for the

new story I came up with actually, was just him talking about

that and the talk about how Tracy Morgan can't even make weird

jokes that people will possibly not get
3:44 AM - Sun-El: while i think all of these things occur more

organically
3:44 AM - Sun-El: but it's the same result
3:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah that part I didn't like, he

was too into conspiracy shit
3:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): So is Bill Burr also
3:44 AM - Sun-El: he's absolutely right about the vultures

circling though
3:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Burr jokes about it better but he

really believes in the illuminati
3:45 AM - Sun-El: and about tracy being punished for favors

not repaid
3:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah I understand how he comes to

those thoughts because of the realistic conspiracy which isn't

really a conspiracy, it's just people thinking what's right

when it's ultimately more oppressive than any fuckin whatever
3:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah
3:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): You owe
3:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): That's how he worded it
3:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): You get anywhere in the world and

you owe
3:45 AM - Sun-El: yes
3:45 AM - Sun-El: and they control you by giving you things
3:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): That scared me more than any

fearmongering alex jones bullshit, because it's the most true
3:46 AM - Sun-El: because then they can take them away
3:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He put it in the most relatable

terms, just talking about keeping his ceiling fan spinning
3:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He's just trying to stay in line to

keep that ceiling fan going
3:46 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Because they can shut that off as

soon as you owe too much and say the wrong thing
3:46 AM - Sun-El: yup
3:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): That's the scariest thing about

this country is that freedom of speech really is dead
3:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I believe in its importance but

it's dead depending on who you are and what you owe
3:47 AM - Sun-El: well, it never existed in that form
3:47 AM - Sun-El: the first amendment is about the government
3:47 AM - Sun-El: no one else
3:47 AM - Sun-El: so if you say the wrong thing to the wrong

people, you have to pay
3:47 AM - Sun-El: that's the way it's always been
3:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): well all that applying to whatever

it applies, a special interest group of some sort is always

salivating to look to destroy anyone they can
3:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so I think it exists even outside

of government control
3:48 AM - Sun-El: but again, that's always the way it's been
3:48 AM - Sun-El: have you seen boardwalk empire?
3:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): no
3:48 AM - Sun-El: it used to be the women's temperance union
3:48 AM - Sun-El: a bunch of spinster bitches who didn't want

anyone to drink alcohol
3:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): IT'S AN EMINENCE FRONT
3:49 AM - Sun-El: if you said the wrong thing about alcohol,

you'd have to go in front of them and eat your balls
3:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): :(
3:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): well it's a shifting thing
3:49 AM - Sun-El: plus ca change, c'est plus le meme chose
3:49 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it's all about having to play

politics where you shouldn't have to, but someone will take

what you say and use it against you where it matters the least
3:50 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): BOY THAT'S A GOOD RUSH SONG
3:50 AM - Sun-El:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTZOuvDFMDI&feature=related
3:50 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): anyway I wanna become a comics dude

and shit but when I think about it, that will just make me

more beholden to that kind of invisible law
3:50 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so I'd just have to hide that more

and more
3:51 AM - Sun-El: yup
3:51 AM - Sun-El: here, this cuts to it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XTZOu

vDFMDI#t=245s
3:51 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahaha Patrice is one big ass niguh
3:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahaha I like the short version

more
3:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): This was probably 4 years after he

got out of prison
3:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Which is my other favorite youtube

clip
3:52 AM - Sun-El: man, i wish i had a tenth of patrice's

charisma
3:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): You know when I reread the

Hellblazer comic about prison I was like WHY IS HE TAKING

CIGARETTES THEY'RE GONNA RAPE HIS ASS
3:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And then they acknowledged that and

I was like oh shit they must've heard Patrice's story
3:53 AM - Sun-El: hahahahaha
3:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): ..............or watched Oz I guess

or something
3:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Well you don't need Patrice's

charisma anyway, if you just understand him and get him
3:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): If you get Patrice at all you have

a gigantic head's up
3:54 AM - Sun-El: did you watch this vh1 black to the future

thing with patrice?
3:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): no
3:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but I know he did webjunk 20!
3:54 AM - Sun-El:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWQcjMYsTY&feature=related
3:55 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): VH1 SOUL I DIDN'T GET THAT CHANNEL
3:55 AM - Sun-El: also, i knew rose on 227 was married to

andrew kevin walker -___-
3:55 AM - Sun-El: who died of aids :(
3:56 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahaha you know only good come from

light skin
3:57 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha they edited the finger

spinning on the ball so tightly because you know it just kept

falling off
3:57 AM - Sun-El:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo2GW4jL5MM&feature=related
3:58 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): GONNA WATCH ALL THIS SHIT
3:58 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): who allowed Nick Cannon to be on

this shit?
3:58 AM - Sun-El: nick cannon's hilarious
3:59 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): NO
3:59 AM - Sun-El: he just took your school money!
3:59 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha
4:00 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha $100 you tell me who rose's

husband was in real life
4:00 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): ....................PREDATOR
4:01 AM - Sun-El: the second predator
4:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Patrice doesn't fuck around with

that knowledge
4:01 AM - Sun-El: jean claude van damme was the first
4:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): no come on
4:01 AM - Sun-El: they fired him for being short
4:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's ridiculous
4:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahahahahaha
4:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the firing I can believe
4:01 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the hiring him in the first place,

no
4:01 AM - Sun-El: yeah, the predator was supposed to be

athletic and shit
4:01 AM - Sun-El: but he's not scary when he's like 5'6"
4:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): this white broad's weird LA

laughter
4:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): her fuckin west coast laughing on

top of the tour bus laguhter
4:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Patrice is gold, everyone else
4:02 AM - Sun-El: patrice is gold all by himself
4:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): it's like he's in another world

where Patrice is naturally funny and everyone else is a fuckin

plastic fraudulant cunt flap
4:02 AM - Sun-El: that broad was just holding him down
4:02 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yes
4:04 AM - Sun-El: look at this bitch buying flowers for

herself
4:04 AM - Sun-El: everybody cry
4:05 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahahaha
4:05 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Fuck man
4:05 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): This is him phoninng it in on an

off day for a bunch of nobidies
4:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): nobodies
4:06 AM - Sun-El: i KNOW
4:06 AM - Sun-El: I KNOW
4:06 AM - Sun-El: amazing
4:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I wanna listen to that entire thing

about him going to prison
4:06 AM - Sun-El: "this is people with low self esteem trying

to change the wizard of oz"
4:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It's not only insightful about

prison it's insightful about society on the outside
4:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahahahaha
4:06 AM - Sun-El: "fuck that. that ugly bitch was evil"
4:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Fuckin new york phonies
4:06 AM - Sun-El: "AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT"
4:06 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It looks like it's the west coast

but it's new york, it's all the same shit
4:07 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): http://youtu.be/dT8bQYtRrlk This

must be an outtake
4:08 AM - Sun-El: no, that's from the full 80 min version
4:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): OSHIT
4:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Okay so the DVD has the full

version
4:08 AM - Sun-El: the full version is SO MUCH BETTER than the

edited version
4:08 AM - Sun-El: yes
4:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): THEN outtakes?
4:08 AM - Sun-El: yes!!
4:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Here's the thing is that Patrice

died like when?
4:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It was November?
4:08 AM - Sun-El: yeah
4:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): That's when I bought this
4:08 AM - Sun-El: end of november
4:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It should be here already but no
4:08 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I wish it was here, we watched the

pirated version, but we did our bit for king and country
4:09 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): we'll watch it again when we get it
4:09 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): and the outtakes
4:09 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): But yeah, I haven't seen this shit

yet :(
4:09 AM - Sun-El: i didn't know patrice was in gta4
4:09 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Where?
4:10 AM - Sun-El: he's on one of the radio stations
4:10 AM - Sun-El: he references it when he calls lazlow about

ant not revealing his divorce on the black phillip show
4:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): LINL INK
4:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): by the way I have to post all of

this to clapstrop
4:11 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): which is a fuckin horrid wasteland

after we left
4:12 AM - Sun-El:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I6vHxlYBNI&feature=related

4:18 AM - Sun-El: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBm505wWlME
4:19 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahaha nice face
4:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): By the way a couple kinda

overlooked guys who I think were equals were Greg Giraldo and

Rob Schimmell
4:21 AM - Sun-El: greg giraldo was talented
4:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think all of them were horribly

overlooked and hilarious and died way too soon
4:21 AM - Sun-El: but god, the drugs
4:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): All of them I think were massively

talented and great
4:21 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Well the drugs he kicked for a

while
4:21 AM - Sun-El: robert schimmel was so good for so long
4:22 AM - Sun-El: he was good when i was in middle school :(
4:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He died because he relapsed but the

thing about a relapse is that you go back to your old dosage
4:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Well he went away for a long time

because he had cancer
4:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And he came back for a really short

time and died in a car accident :(
4:22 AM - Sun-El: i hope he was able to buy that car :(
4:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): haha
4:22 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I don't know but I did buy his CD
4:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I loved that album
4:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I also loved Comes Clean'
4:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He deserved better just for those

two albums
4:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And fuckin Giraldo was another

great from Tough Crowd
4:23 AM - Sun-El: yes
4:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He was a guy who could fuckin hang

and died way too young because he had real life troubles
4:23 AM - Sun-El: giraldo got tough crowd like that
4:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): They were all different problems

but they shouldn't be gone
4:23 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Him and Patrice got the show so

harrrrrrrrrrd
4:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): What's really weird is I think that

fuckin the other guy who was on Dr Katz a lot
4:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Dom Irrerra
4:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He's still alive
4:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And I think he's great
4:24 AM - Sun-El: dom irrerra is like colin quinn's prototype
4:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah
4:24 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think he's underappreciated
4:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): But he's a really weird guy too and

I don't think he played the politics as well
4:25 AM - Sun-El: he used to tour everywhere back in the day
4:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah I remember him way back
4:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He was all over and I thought he

was funny as fuck
4:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think Keith Robinson should be

bigger too
4:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Kevin Hart is making it as he

should at least, he's fuckin good
4:25 AM - Sun-El: keith robinson was wanda sykes' sidekick on

her late night show
4:25 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Well as long as he has work
4:25 AM - Sun-El: i think that was his first regular tv role
4:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Dom I don't know where he is but I

think he deserves work
4:26 AM - Sun-El: keith is the black colin quinn
4:26 AM - Sun-El: he's old now
4:26 AM - Sun-El: in his 60s
4:26 AM - Sun-El: i don't think he can work like he used to
4:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think Kevin might be funnier than

the fuckin guy
4:26 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): The other shor tblack guy I'm so

drunk I can't think of who he is
4:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And yeah Keith is old as fuck so

now they just make fun of his age
4:27 AM - Sun-El: katt williams?
4:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah
4:27 AM - Sun-El: no, dom irrerra
4:27 AM - Sun-El: i mean, keith is old too
4:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I don't know why I can't remember

anyone's names now
4:27 AM - Sun-El: but dom is like 65
4:27 AM - Sun-El: drank
4:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Dom and Keith and Colin are all old

as fuck now they should have a show on comedy central called

bitter old fuckin comedians
4:27 AM - Sun-El: hahahhaha
4:27 AM - Sun-El: at 3am
4:27 AM - Sun-El: i'd tivo it
4:27 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yes just before they go into shitty

infomercials
4:28 AM - Sun-El: oh shit
4:28 AM - Sun-El: i just found some patrice on o&a i haven't

heard yet
4:28 AM - Sun-El: with giraldo even
4:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): WEOASHIT
4:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): where link
4:28 AM - Sun-El: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gg6hl71vbA
4:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): this is probably new to me too
4:28 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): they had him on so many times
4:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's what's great about O&A is

they appreciated stand ups
4:29 AM - Sun-El: no one else understands comedy like o&a do
4:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): When Patrice said, "I don't want to

be his radio friend, I want to be his real friend," my eyes

started tearing up. I wasn't feeling all too happy to begin

with, but this sealed the deal. And I'm so glad I heard it;

it's a very important clip. When you're used to such

sarcastic, funny things from sarcastic, funny people, this can

really shut you up and make you think... Fucking Greg, man...
4:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): that's a huge thing
4:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Stern had a lot of comedians but he

had them as like foils
4:29 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): O&A had them for their honesty that

they were telling in their acts
4:30 AM - Sun-El: stern's show is all about making stern look

good
4:30 AM - Sun-El: stern can't let anyone look better than him
4:30 AM - Sun-El: even if he doesn't look bad, per se
4:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): only the ones who had the honesty

in their acts though, they would weed out the ones who just

did bits to do bits
4:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I used to like stern but he's

fallen so far now
4:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think fusbit still likes stern
4:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): he's too stuck on him
4:30 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): stern only does shows like 3 days

out of the fuckin week now and his contract is for half a

BILLION dollars
4:31 AM - Sun-El: which makes no sense
4:31 AM - Sun-El: any stern junkies still around will latch on

to someone else
4:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think they're just stuck on him
4:33 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Cult of personality and shit
4:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Fuckin Patrice and Greg should

never be gone
4:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It's just because they're gone

their shit becomes pure gold
4:34 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): But also because they were so

talented
4:35 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): PS

http://jhohcable.deviantart.com/journal/WHY-LEAGUE-OF-LEGENDS-

IS-FOR-FAGGOTS-280844855
4:35 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I still didn't read the thing about

how Dane Cook is scraping along the bottom like he deserves
4:36 AM - Sun-El: maybe this dickhead shouldn't have got

married and had kids
4:36 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha
4:36 AM - Sun-El: fucking manchild
4:36 AM - Sun-El: no one gets to do what they want to do after

they have kids
4:37 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): And then last night, he got on

stage and was vicious, misogynistic, cruel, and arrogant. He

talked about not paying for an abortion. He talked about

finding some whore to fuck to take out his anger at his

ex-girlfriend. He talked about how girls would do anything for

him ‘because I'm me.’ He got mad when people were texting.

‘Dane Cook is onstage,’ he said. ‘Have some fucking respect.’
4:37 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): The thing is that Dane Cook was

NEVER not like this
4:37 AM - Sun-El: ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah
4:37 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): This was how he was at the

beginning, that's part of what I liked about him at first
4:37 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but now he's gotten out of control

with it
4:38 AM - Sun-El: actually
4:38 AM - Sun-El: what you were saying earlier
4:38 AM - Sun-El: about free speech
4:38 AM - Sun-El: what's happening now is worse
4:38 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but he doesn't know how to control

it because all the fuckin skank bitch ass cunts in his

audience loved everything he did
4:38 AM - Sun-El: because it's like patrice said
4:38 AM - Sun-El: the current generation is coming up and

thinking that this is the right way to act
4:38 AM - Sun-El: to whine and complain and act all offended

and wounded
4:39 AM - Sun-El: like that patton oswalt thing
4:39 AM - Sun-El: that CUNT who posted that blog
4:39 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Like people have the right to be

offended over anyone else's rights
4:39 AM - Sun-El: it's bad enough when it's some humourless

glaad sock puppet attacking tracy morgan
4:40 AM - Sun-El: but then when people in the industry decide

to take it upon themselves
4:40 AM - Sun-El: to call you out
4:40 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): It's weird because Tracy Morgan is

an N PERSON!!!!!!!! but I actually have identified with him

more than anyone else in the entire year of 2011 or even

possibly the past 10 years
4:40 AM - Sun-El: he was on stage
4:41 AM - Sun-El: telling jokes
4:41 AM - Sun-El: what the fuck
4:41 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I remember Emily said WELL STILL HE

WAS BEING VERY OFFENSIVE
4:41 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I wanted to fuckin cut her entire

throat open like the fuckin terrorists
4:41 AM - Sun-El: hahahahahhaha
4:41 AM - Sun-El: no one is making watch tracy morgan
4:41 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I was more angry than Colin was at

Anthony about being a dirty Tunesian
4:41 AM - Sun-El: change the fucking channel
4:41 AM - Sun-El: walk out
4:41 AM - Sun-El: just don't try to ruin his entire career
4:41 AM - Sun-El: because you don't like his fucking joke
4:41 AM - Sun-El: you fucking CUNT
4:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Emily is a nice girl too but the

whole fuckin liberal mindset makes me want to seriously for

real murder some niguhs
4:42 AM - Sun-El: you know i'm a fuckin bleeding heart liberal
4:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I wanted to kick cheri o teri or

whoever does 30 rock
4:42 AM - Sun-El: but come on
4:42 AM - Sun-El: be reasonable
4:42 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the cunt from the hangover
4:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): she's from 30 rock but she's the

same cunt to me and I wanted to kick her to death
4:43 AM - Sun-El: tina fey
4:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah
4:43 AM - Sun-El: because she sold him out
4:43 AM - Sun-El: immediately
4:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I want to kill her like a fey

dragon in feralas when I am casting FIRE SHOCK
4:43 AM - Sun-El: and i lost a lot of respect for chris rock
4:43 AM - Sun-El: when he sold him out too
4:43 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I felt bad for chris rock actually
4:43 AM - Sun-El: i retweeted his first tweet in support
4:44 AM - Sun-El: because i thought he got it
4:44 AM - Sun-El: but they got to him too
4:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): at first he stood up for him, but I

think he realized that if he was too strong on it then he'd

suddenly start being pushed out
4:44 AM - Sun-El: they give you something
4:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so he had to make a political

apology
4:44 AM - Sun-El: so they can threaten to take it away
4:44 AM - Sun-El: and control you
4:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah
4:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I know how he really feels
4:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): when you're in that position, you

have to lie to everyone
4:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): so I'm still on chris rock's side
4:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but not his public side, but his

secret down deep inside side
4:44 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the one he can't say out loud
4:45 AM - Sun-El: yes :(
4:45 AM - Sun-El: his louis ck side
4:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): the one that still believes that I

don't want to live in a world where he can't say some fucked

up crazy shit
4:45 AM - Sun-El: the side where he can do whatever he wants
4:45 AM - Sun-El: and not worry about feeding his family
4:45 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I'm not saying he should've

apologized................ but I understand
4:46 AM - Sun-El: hahahahha
4:46 AM - Sun-El: exactly
4:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Chris Rock is in the worst position

for that anyway
4:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I think he made that twitter post,

and immediately got like 10 people who were like WELL ACTUALLY

SIR WHAT HE SAID WAS VERY HOMOPHOBIC AND HATEFUL
4:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): But he didnt' delete his post like

Louis CK did
4:47 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): He just made a followup
4:47 AM - Sun-El: yeah :(
4:47 AM - Sun-El: louis ck deletes tweets constantly though
4:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): In a way it was like he was saying

I don't take back what I said, I'm just making the political

fuckin uh whatever
4:48 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Yeah
4:48 AM - Sun-El: so it's not like that's out of character for

him
4:48 AM - Sun-El: man, i wish i was high and listening to this
4:48 AM - Sun-El: little gremlins poking my scalp with

pitchforks
4:50 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Hahaha
4:50 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): Well I can't get high anymore but I

can drink
4:50 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I bet if we got dranked over at my

place or at Stockdales it would be awesome
4:50 AM - Sun-El: drinking is too expensive and getting high

isn't the move right now
4:50 AM - Sun-El: so i'll just have to be sober
4:51 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): IT'S CHEAP HERE
4:51 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): We're on the welfare food stamps

and we can still get dranked
4:51 AM - Sun-El: ebt = eat better today
4:51 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha
4:51 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I've blwon an embarrassing amount

of food stamps on fuckin premium shit actually
4:51 AM - Sun-El: that's the best
4:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): yeah
4:52 AM - Sun-El: buying steak and shit
4:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I want a steak
4:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): even a cheap shitty one
4:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): pan fried
4:52 AM - Sun-El: you should buy a george foreman grill
4:52 AM - Sun-El: they make good steaks
4:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): THAT'S NO WAY TO FRY A STEAK
4:52 AM - Sun-El: really quickly
4:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): well maybe
4:52 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): with the grease bowl
4:53 AM - Sun-El: yes
4:53 AM - Sun-El: THAT YOU THROW AWAY
4:53 AM - Sun-El: unlike zseni's fatty friend
4:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): hahaha
4:53 AM - Sun-El: who dipped bread in it or some shit
4:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): you mean uwpp?
4:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): or her other friend?
4:53 AM - Sun-El: no, pod people is a milf
4:53 AM - Sun-El: some other friend
4:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): phew okay
4:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): canadian bitches can still be

fuckable
4:53 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): but oregon fuck no
4:53 AM - Sun-El: indeed
4:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): what about the scratchin is it def?

FUCK NO
4:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): I've been listening to 100 miles

and runnin so much more
4:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): real niguhz
4:54 AM - Sun-El: yeah?
4:54 AM - Sun-El: you feeling it?
4:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): YO WUSUP NIGGAS AND NIGGETS
4:54 AM - Jhoh (a tauren): NWA BACK UP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA
4:54 AM - Sun-El: i listened to watch the throne al
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