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| Top 10 reasons Xanax is hard to quit by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/17/2012, 4:42pm PST | ||||
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| There have been reports in the news of troubles from abuse of Xanax, and that it is one of the most difficult drugs to quit, it can be extremely addictive. So, with that in mind:
Tansin A. Darcos & Company announces "Top 10 reasons Xanax is hard to quit" (Not affiliated with Worldwisde Pants, Incorporated.) From the home office in University Park, Maryland, Tansin A. Darcos & Company announces the top ten reasons it's hard to quit Xanax. #10: New formula: now includes Black Tar Heroin #9: Cheaper than Crack #8: If you're unable to afford your prescription, Astra-Zeneca may be able to help #7: Millions more tablets now available since Whitney isn't buying all of them #6: Some men mistook it for Viagra #5: Some women think it smells like credit cards #4: Causes memory loss and some people forget they took it, taking it over and over again #3: Don't have to tell someone using it to chill out, they're probably cold anyway #2: Those using it are depressed anyway and probably get more so if it doesn't work, making them take more And the #1 reason it's hard to quit: #1: Irresistible new pill design by Apple (product testing is REALLY what killed Steve Jobs) Cymbal strike, orchestra plays "Hard Habit to Break" by Chicago. |
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Top 10 reasons Xanax is hard to quit by 02/17/2012, 4:42pm PST  Jerry finally found a performance art act worse than stalking Tom Chick's sister NT by 02/17/2012, 4:49pm PST Tom Chick has a sister. Please do go on... --nft-- by 02/18/2012, 11:02am PST |
