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by Bill Dungsroman 03/15/2005, 9:59am PST |
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Casual observer wrote:
From then onto eternity! Speed away MM, see you tomorrow!
REGARDLESS! Colombian junkies are of a hardier breed. They're the kind that would rather eat the money they just took off of some poor citizen they just stabbed seven times (friend of mine. Fucker lived without as much as a scar after the fact. Since then he's been known as the Highlander), than give it to the cop that has a gun pressed up against his temple. Sounds to me like this show handpicks its losers. I'm sure the average Colombian junkie is more degenerate than your average American one, but I've seen folks like you're describing around here. They come in two basic types: the Screamer, more akin to your Colombian example, mad as hell you stole their high by treating their OD with Narcan and the Crier, who sobs and tells you he'll never do it again, he's gonna go clean this time. Usually, the Crier isn't even in the hospital for an OD, he's there because he's been doing heroin so long, all of his veins are blown and his arms and legs are covered with sores from skin-popping, and he's dehydrated and decrepit. They like to score PICC Lines and then run out of the hospital AMA with it still in place, so they can shoot drugs through it.
Casual observer wrote:
That fine afternoon I found out that teeth are lost in the sea of red when you pistolwhip someone's mouth to uselessness. Motherucker was so high he didn't even pass out, he just sat there on the back of the police truck weeping about all the glue (YES, GLUE!) he wouldn't sniff. Oh! See, there you go.
Casual observer wrote:
Something akin to an intervention to these people is having their left-arm cut off. That makes them reconsider their lives, since most of them don't realize for a couple of weeks they can shoot it along the back of one of their legs. And between their toes, and on the tops of their feet, and along their inginual canal, and in their armpits, and on their face...
I'd like to second Fussbett's sentiment. GET THE FUCK OUT OF COLOMBIA. Didn't you see Proof of Life? Move, before you're hiding escape implements in your crazy friend's bible while your rescue team bangs your wife. |
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INTERVENTION by Fussbett 03/14/2005, 7:38am PST 
Opposing opinion by Fussbett 03/14/2005, 7:57am PST 
oops by Fussbett 03/14/2005, 7:58am PST 
Poeple at their weakest moments should probably be exploited. by Creexul :( 03/14/2005, 10:47am PST 
Don't get so angry that you flip your cigarette pack by Fussbett 03/14/2005, 6:39pm PST 
Re: Don't get so angry that you flip your cigarette pack by Casual observer 03/14/2005, 7:04pm PST 
Where are you? NT by Fussbett 03/14/2005, 10:47pm PST 
IN COOCOOVILLE (WHERE THERE'S NO HIT PARADE) NT by Paul Anka 03/14/2005, 11:56pm PST 
Be careful. You're threatening to make an interesting post by Mischief Maker 03/14/2005, 10:59pm PST 
Christ, beat a bitch down and she just keeps on doing drive-by-brick-throwing by Casual observer 03/14/2005, 11:16pm PST 
You should move. NT by Fussbett 03/14/2005, 11:59pm PST 
Didn't you listen to Ad Rock? Beat a biter down with an aluminum bat! by Bill Dungsroman 03/15/2005, 9:59am PST 
Re: Didn't you listen to Ad Rock? Beat a biter down with an aluminum bat! by Casual observer 03/15/2005, 10:20am PST 
Re: Didn't you listen to Ad Rock? Beat a biter down with an aluminum bat! by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/15/2005, 11:32am PST 
I am an unappreciated miracle worker by Mischief Maker 03/15/2005, 12:11pm PST 
Re: I am an unappreciated miracle worker by Creexul :( 03/15/2005, 12:20pm PST 
Fuck that, I'm not anyone's "pedrito". by Casual observer 03/15/2005, 12:51pm PST 
Did someone say something crazy. by Creexul :( 03/15/2005, 2:56pm PST 
I see Casual Observer still hasn't stopped sucking (while I was gone). NT by I need clarification 03/23/2005, 1:22am PST 
Can you make me more interesting? NT by bink 03/15/2005, 12:22pm PST 
Two words: by Entropy Stew 03/15/2005, 2:54pm PST 
Re: I am an unappreciated miracle worker by skippy 12/23/2005, 7:30pm PST 
Re: Didn't you listen to Ad Rock? Beat a biter down with an aluminum bat! by FABIO 03/15/2005, 12:30pm PST 
The original, It seems to solve all the problems with the latest one. NT by Worm 03/15/2005, 3:40pm PST 
I was wondering why they felt the need to remake an only 17 year old movie NT by FABIO 03/15/2005, 4:16pm PST 
INTERVENTION - Episode Two By Request by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 04/07/2005, 9:58pm PDT 
Re: INTERVENTION - Episode Two By Request by The Happiness Engine 04/07/2005, 11:02pm PDT 
Ahh! by Worm 04/07/2005, 11:36pm PDT 
Re: Ahh! by The Happiness Engine 04/08/2005, 12:35am PDT 
GABE follow up by Fussbett 12/23/2005, 4:04pm PST 
It's a rerun, he's had slight relapses. NT by Creexul :( 12/24/2005, 3:13am PST 
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