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by Worm 07/15/2012, 8:48am PDT |
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You just kind of scramble around shooting every room you walk into. Most of the rooms are designed in a frustrating way, you'll have to either kite enemies around or quickly strafe around enemies that shoot at you. Boss fights become completely boring after you fight them a couple of times and you'll end up wasting bombs just to have them over with. All the rooms are premade, so you're more memorizing the real bullshit ones than you're dealing with anything dynamically.
The entire rogue-like aspect is bullshit, there's no choice making at all, you just pick up everything and use things randomly. Weapon power ups just sloppily pile on top of one another certain ones will easily ruin your tenuous combination of abilities. There's no real sense of balance as you becoming a more and more grotesque Garbage Pail Kid. You go into a room and you're either dealing with shit that can move over rocks or can't and can shoot or can't and just spam your attack.
I've been told the game gets better the more you play it, which is true of most rogue-likes, but my problem isn't the game having some random elements, it's everything else.
OH! Also the humor is terrible, when you see "In Association with Newgrounds.com"when you start the game it's just as much of a portent as you think it is and more. |
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Summer sale started NT by fabio 07/12/2012, 1:05pm PDT 
Rayman Origins is worth $15 if you like cartoon 2D platformers NT by Rafiki 07/12/2012, 7:15pm PDT 
And Saints Row 3 is worth $12.50 (everyone on my steam list doesn't own this, wh by Rafiki 07/12/2012, 7:16pm PDT 
saints row 3 is currently $33 and I already have the 360 version by the one who infuriates you 07/13/2012, 10:47am PDT 
Holy shit is this game fun NT by McMoo 08/07/2012, 6:03am PDT 
I've never been able to care about any GTA game. I could not put this down. NT by The Happiness Answer 08/07/2012, 6:40pm PDT 
SR3 is the only GTA style game I've ever finished. by E. L. Koba 08/07/2012, 10:03pm PDT 
The whole series peaked at the first island in GTA 3 by fabio 08/08/2012, 7:51am PDT 
holy shit by fabio 07/12/2012, 8:05pm PDT 
I'm trusting you on this NT by jeep 07/12/2012, 8:51pm PDT 
fabio's right get warlock by jeep 07/15/2012, 9:47am PDT 
Walking Dead any good? by fabio 07/12/2012, 8:06pm PDT 
so was witcher 1 any good? NT by the one who infuriates you 07/13/2012, 10:49am PDT 
"Somewhat" to "pretty" good. by Last 07/13/2012, 6:25pm PDT 
I recommend it whenever it's on sale. by Mr. Kool 07/14/2012, 6:22pm PDT 
Re: I recommend it whenever it's on sale. by fabio 07/14/2012, 6:47pm PDT 
I assume Braid is going to worm its way in here. NT by indiemoviegame.com 07/13/2012, 6:46pm PDT 
Payday The Heist $5 again by fabio 07/14/2012, 12:14am PDT 
Tempted to try the $5 Tribes Ascension kit NT by fabio 07/14/2012, 7:19pm PDT 
Binding of Isaac is on sale, but I fucking hate it. by Worm 07/14/2012, 8:04pm PDT 
It's more an action Rogue-like. Too frustrating to be fun by fabio 07/15/2012, 1:02am PDT 
My biggest issue with it is the gameplay, and the humor, and well everything. by Worm 07/15/2012, 8:48am PDT 
Am I the only one completely unimpressed with Trine? by fabio 07/15/2012, 2:50pm PDT 
Best if coop. Otherwise it's too easy. NT by skip 07/15/2012, 4:46pm PDT 
Bastion is on sale for 4 hours, also Hitman: Blood Money. NT by Worm 07/15/2012, 7:32pm PDT 
Stacking? NT by the worth it guy 07/17/2012, 2:35pm PDT 
A fun puzzle game based around fart jokes. by The Happiness Engine 07/18/2012, 5:35pm PDT 
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