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WHERE THE FUCK IS RYAN PAUL by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/03/2012, 4:22pm PDT
So when Romney let it be known that he was going to concentrate on some ZINGERS a week before the election, that was so perfectly Romney. Taking something that is supposed to come off as spontaneous and off-the-cuff and letting all of America know that he's been practicing it since the Blue Jays still had playoff hopes. I also don't appreciate that coming out because zingers are fat people food and I've lost ten pounds recently through a hard scramble of running and not thinking about eating fucking zingers. Anyway, I don't actually know anyone else who's going to vote for this insipid, awkward asshole, which is why I am coming to you with all this.

I kind of feel bad for you though. I'm sure you're happy that all of America knows who your guy is now, but what a sinking ship to attach himself to. Like when Mitch Hedberg broke through and was going to be on TV but it was a show where he was a tennis instructor and then he overdosed.


ICJ
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