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| Aw man I feel bad now so here by Exiled.... Online! 02/24/2013, 7:49pm PST | ||||
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| I unzip my wizard robe and rummage around within its cavernous mystical folds. I extract my penis. It is semi-erect and several inches longer than yours. The thick flanged head looks like Coach McClellan's. It throbs tenderly as I run my hand over it twice to bring up the sheen. I sit back in my chair with legs splayed, expecting that you will want to get to it now and any further discussion would only annoy you. I moan as you engulf my phallus in your soft, pink, lip-licked mouth. Your wife is watching. She makes a sound somewhere between despairing and electrified. She has never seen how depraved nor beautiful you truly were until this moment with your face stretched around another man's cockmeat.
Seeking to reassure her, I strike up a conversation while fondling your hair. You know your work and will not miss a stroke. "Hey lady," I say, thrusting gently against your hot little tongue. "You ever play Path Of Exile? It's a video game. Damn good one, too. Your husband would probably like it almost as much as he likes this..." I pull your face off my dick and gaze at you lovingly. You are drooling a little and your lips are already swollen. "But I wouldn't count on it, huh, little guy." I use your ears to drag you back down on my rampant hard-on. "It's got a lot of classic Diablo-type stuff, including, or maybe especially, the aesthetics. Hey," I interrupt myself to slap your forehead. "What's a guy gotta do to get his balls sucked around here. Anyway, Pee o' Ee is sort of like a Diablo 2 with a maximum of character-development complexity. There are interesting decisions to make at every stage of play and it's not enough to just manage your passives: you should also be ready to adjust gear to meet the challenges presented in each zone. It's a lot of fuh-uh....uh.....uh..." It's a testament to your ability that you can wring these helpless grunts out of me. Good hands. Good guy. I always said you were a good guy with your hands. "It's fun if you like that kind of thing. Hey, make yourself comfortable. Take your shirt off." The nut I drop is a yellow. You scramble to identify it. One handed mace Attack speed: 1.15 79-109 Damage 38% enhanced physical damage Adds 2-75 lightning damage Adds 15-20 fire damage 15% flask charge rate 42% fire resistance 11% frost resistance Not bad. |
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