Entropy Stew wrote:

I am Jiffy Pop style in a little red dress
You are common base metal kept alive by my largesse
I am thunder god mountain upon my continental plate
You are Bikini Atol wrapped in radiological shit waste
I am Jesus come again to sort the sinners from the saints
You are the Jerry Falwell ministries, chapter "Licking Up My Taint"

I make the world a better place
By simply waking up each day
For patricians. For plebians
I am nuclear sunshine ray

Unlike some people I could name that take for granted all that's been ranted
You will never be the same as the glass shadow in your mind
You will never taste the fruit of life well lived or jobs well done
If it were up to me you'd die of anime-related puns

I define you as obese in thought in act in fact you're fat!
Away with you at once you jackanapes faux plutocrat

-/ES/-

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