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Fuck the English by The Happiness Engine 08/16/2006, 6:20pm PDT NEW
    but has there EVER been a good star trek game? NT by long time trek fan 08/16/2006, 10:27pm PDT NEW
        Secrets of Vulcan Fury? by Mischief Maker 08/16/2006, 10:29pm PDT NEW
            Seven of Nine Shows Her Twos? NT by The Happiness Engine 08/17/2006, 11:51pm PDT NEW
        Elite Force 2 and Bridge Commander. NT by Creexul :( 08/18/2006, 12:48am PDT NEW
        TNG Future's Past for the SNES is essentially a TNG two-parter by Mysterio 02/02/2024, 8:55am PST NEW
            JFC i had no idea they made a TNG snes game NT by Mysterio 02/05/2024, 5:40pm PST NEW
        25th anniversary really gets the feel of a TOS episode down NT by Mysterio 02/05/2024, 5:39pm PST NEW
            It is a good game, as is its sequel. NT by Dr. Foughtrough 02/05/2024, 7:50pm PST NEW

Every Meal In Wuthering Heights Ranked In Order Of Sadness by Entropy Stew 03/29/2016, 11:38pm PDT NEW
    Like most of her other only half-thought out get rich quick schemes I suspect NT by Zseni changed genders for the +pay 08/29/2023, 6:08pm PDT NEW
        She was a wonderful poster and better person and I miss her terribly. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/30/2023, 1:23pm PDT NEW
            Same by h0 02/01/2024, 7:50pm PST NEW
            I treated her horribly right before she left and regret it bitterly. NT by Mischief Maker 02/01/2024, 8:33pm PST NEW
            Re: She was a wonderful poster and better person and I miss her terribly. by Such great conversations 02/02/2024, 10:09am PST NEW
                Remember her cynical soulless scheme to become a Unitarian pastor? by We had fun. 02/02/2024, 1:51pm PST NEW
                    Re: Remember her cynical soulless scheme to become a Unitarian pastor? by lEaRn tO dIfFeReNtIaTe 02/03/2024, 7:31am PST NEW
                        It turned into a 50-post back and forth but yes she was "just trolling us" by Mysterio 02/03/2024, 9:20pm PST NEW
                            Where was the "stupid uneducated opinion?" by Look at these anonymous babies 02/04/2024, 8:32pm PST NEW
                                Hope she sees all your hard work, bro by She wasn't really into guys tho, so 02/04/2024, 8:45pm PST NEW
                                    Re: Hope she sees all your hard work, bro by Eat Shit 02/04/2024, 9:20pm PST NEW
                                        ZSENI WAS A GEEEEEEEEEEEENIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS NT by Zseni Simp 02/05/2024, 1:03pm PST NEW
                                    Re: Hope she sees all your hard work, bro by lololololololol 02/04/2024, 9:40pm PST NEW
                        The lefties here aren't self aware enough to be this funny on purpose by The conclusion is left as an 02/04/2024, 10:50am PST NEW
                    She was absolutely convinced she was the smartest person in every room by Pulpit Pete 02/03/2024, 9:36pm PST NEW
                        Who's in the room? You and her? Yeah, she was smarter than you. by Look at these anonymous babies 02/04/2024, 8:29pm PST NEW
                Re: She was a wonderful poster and better person and I miss her terribly. by Dan Driedelberg 02/02/2024, 7:14pm PST NEW
                You're a horrible poster and a horrible person. Eat shit. NT by lEaRn tO dIfFeReNtIaTe 02/03/2024, 7:29am PST NEW
                    You don't want advice from some scared anonymous bitch? NT by Geryk 02/03/2024, 8:56am PST NEW
                    Hi Zseni, good to see u lurking! :) by Still kinda toxic tho :( 02/03/2024, 11:13am PST NEW
                        You think she'd say "eat shit?" by Geryk 02/03/2024, 2:10pm PST NEW
                            Re: You think she'd say "eat shit?" by Look at these anonymous babies 02/04/2024, 8:31pm PST NEW
                                Forget it, Donnie. You're out of your element! You're like a child who wanders NT by into the middle of a movie. 02/05/2024, 4:15pm PST NEW
            I don't know if she was a wonderful person, but I do miss her posts here. NT by blackwater 02/02/2024, 9:45pm PST NEW
            she was a weird as shit proto discord groomer NT by Mysterio 02/04/2024, 6:49pm PST NEW
                ha ha ha by yes 02/04/2024, 7:33pm PST NEW
                    hurm yes hurrrrm by ROOTIN FOR YA 02/04/2024, 9:42pm PST NEW
                        If I ever get your info I'm going to twist your neck NT by Hi 02/05/2024, 3:45pm PST NEW
                        I DUNNO WUT UR ALL TALKING ABT BUT HERE'S MY SUPER IMPORTANT OPINION ABT IT ALL by You're consistent, I'll give you th 02/05/2024, 4:56pm PST NEW

It's a pity Zseni no longer visits caltrops... by Mischief Maker 07/01/2005, 9:17pm PDT NEW
    now you can afford to reimburse me for that laser squad subscription NT by FABIO 07/02/2005, 1:42am PDT NEW

That guy I knew by Entropy Stew 06/01/2005, 11:39am PDT NEW

In honor of Zseni leaving, reviews of her most beloved anime! Vol. 1 by Damocles 04/07/2005, 9:57pm PDT NEW
    Re: In honor of Zseni leaving, reviews of her most beloved anime! Vol. 1 by Casual observer 04/07/2005, 10:31pm PDT NEW
        Re: In honor of Zseni leaving, reviews of her most beloved anime! Vol. 1 by Quentin Beck 04/10/2005, 11:52am PDT NEW
    Re: In honor of Zseni leaving, reviews of her most beloved anime! Vol. 1 by Creexul :( 04/10/2005, 3:59pm PDT NEW

New Contests! by Zseni: Warrior-Poet 03/28/2005, 7:03am PST NEW
    An impassioned plea for Zseni to shut the fuck up by Entropy Stew 03/30/2005, 7:12pm PST NEW
        Re: An impassioned plea for Zseni to shut the fuck up by Zseni: Warrior-Poet 03/30/2005, 7:24pm PST NEW
            I would rather be beaten to death with penii NT by Entropy Stew 03/30/2005, 7:27pm PST NEW
                Who knows? She might even modify it into...something completely different. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/30/2005, 7:28pm PST NEW
                    Well, I used the word "jackanapes" so she can't make it any gayer NT by Entropy Stew 03/30/2005, 7:31pm PST NEW
                        Yes, well done. NT by Zseni: Warrior-Poet 03/30/2005, 9:07pm PST NEW

PRESENTS!!!! by Zseni: Warrior-Poet 03/27/2005, 5:17pm PST NEW

I've found Zseni again, and this time she's blind! (and stupid) by Fussbett 03/21/2005, 4:52pm PST NEW
    Good ol' Audyssey. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/22/2005, 9:02am PST NEW
        Re: Good ol' Audyssey. by Ray of Light 03/23/2005, 1:10pm PST NEW
            You can't?! What browser? NT by Fussbett 03/23/2005, 1:13pm PST NEW
                Firefox!!! You can tab to it but pressing enter just clears the form NT by Ray of Light 03/23/2005, 1:18pm PST NEW
                    Oh!!! Blind people should use IE!!! NT by Fussbett 03/23/2005, 3:40pm PST NEW

I forgot about this. by mark 03/09/2005, 4:32pm PST NEW
    Also don't forget by Monty Cantsin 03/22/2005, 7:17pm PST NEW

Zseni is Mayim Bailik, designing the conflictLess video game. by Fussbett 03/11/2005, 6:06am PST NEW
    And, in 2010, Playmate of the year award! NT by Casual Observer 03/11/2005, 7:51am PST NEW
        Explain your post, sir. NT by Fussbett 03/11/2005, 4:29pm PST NEW
            Mouseketeers of today = Playboy Bunnies of tomorrow. by Casual observer 03/11/2005, 5:02pm PST NEW
                Actually... by Bill Dungsroman 03/11/2005, 8:12pm PST NEW
                    The Playboy Screw by Ray of Light 03/11/2005, 11:30pm PST NEW
                        Everyone has their own definition of "nude." by I need clarification 03/12/2005, 5:55pm PST NEW
                            Such people need to watch less hardcore porn. NT by bink 03/13/2005, 6:52pm PST NEW
                                It's getting harder and harder to picture you as Creexul's friend. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/13/2005, 7:46pm PST NEW
                                    It's about balance: He's the Yin to Jhoh's Wang. NT by Fussbett 03/13/2005, 7:51pm PST NEW
                                    Pornography is for losers. =D NT by bink 03/14/2005, 1:13am PST NEW
                                        No pornography is for the Amish, terrorists and serial killers. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/15/2005, 10:08am PST NEW
                                            Your line is better than mine. NT by bink 03/15/2005, 10:53am PST NEW
    I hope I meet Alf at the gates of Heaven. NT by mark 03/11/2005, 9:32am PST NEW
        I'd guess Alf and the gates of Heaven are mutually exclusive encounters. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/11/2005, 9:44am PST NEW
        I thought it said "Gates of Harvard" when I read it. :( NT by I need clarification 03/11/2005, 10:13am PST NEW
    Re: Zseni is Mayim Bailik, designing the conflictLess video game. by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/11/2005, 11:49am PST NEW
        Do you or do you NOT own a hat with two anchovies on the front?! by Fussbett 03/11/2005, 1:42pm PST NEW
            No! NT by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/11/2005, 4:22pm PST NEW
        I'm reminded of Charlie Kaufman getting bitched out by the screenwriting coach NT by in Adaptation. by: Mischief Maker 03/11/2005, 8:22pm PST NEW
        Re: Zseni is Mayim Bailik, designing the conflictLess video game. by Entropy Stew 03/12/2005, 5:50pm PST NEW
            Re: Zseni is Mayim Bailik, designing the conflictLess video game. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/18/2005, 1:08am PST NEW
                tete a tete bouillabaisse touche NT by Entropy Stew 03/18/2005, 2:08am PST NEW
        Continued by Kthor 03/15/2005, 11:54am PST NEW
    "The spunky 15-year-old star" by Ray of Light 03/11/2005, 8:19pm PST NEW

Seven-year-olds in lingerie!!!! Also: Zseni, the Depressed Classist Boor by Zseni, The Conflict Queller 03/16/2005, 9:09pm PST NEW

Question for the LADIES of caltrops by FABIO 03/01/2005, 11:13pm PST NEW
    Your writing class was built on an INDIAN BURIAL GROUND! NT by conflictNo 03/01/2005, 11:34pm PST NEW
    I know the answer but I'm not telling by Ray of Light 03/02/2005, 1:34am PST NEW
        0 of 2 people found the following review helpful by Amazon 03/02/2005, 3:33pm PST NEW
            Re: 0 of 2 people found the following review helpful by Construction Worker 03/02/2005, 5:25pm PST NEW
    MEN are stupid; REAL MEN are not. NT by Dr. Phil 03/02/2005, 6:16am PST NEW
    Sampling Error by Bill Dungsroman 03/02/2005, 3:21pm PST NEW
        english and psychology are the top 2 female majors so I guess they're ALL fruity NT by FABIO 03/02/2005, 5:46pm PST NEW
            I think I might have just answered my own question there NT by FABIO 03/02/2005, 10:32pm PST NEW
            Mostly, but I'd have to say that about people in general. by Bill Dungsroman 03/02/2005, 10:32pm PST NEW
                the men by FABIO 03/02/2005, 11:16pm PST NEW
                    the men: en espanol! by bombMexico 03/03/2005, 12:36am PST NEW
                        my class was pretty much all white, yes by FABIO 03/03/2005, 12:47am PST NEW
                            Re: my class was pretty much all white, yes by bombMexico 03/03/2005, 1:11am PST NEW
                                My creative writing class made us write poetry. ABOUT SPORTS. by Fullofkittens 03/03/2005, 7:41am PST NEW
                                    Re: My creative writing class made us write poetry. ABOUT SPORTS. by Casual observer 03/03/2005, 1:34pm PST NEW
                                        Re: My creative writing class made us write poetry. ABOUT SPORTS. by Bill Dungsroman 03/04/2005, 4:21pm PST NEW
                        I'VE GOT A STORY by Fussbett 03/05/2005, 9:51pm PST NEW
                            Re: I'VE GOT A STORY by Entropy Stew 03/07/2005, 2:12pm PST NEW
                Re: Mostly, but I'd have to say that about people in general. by laudablepuss 03/03/2005, 12:50am PST NEW
            What about sociology? NT by Lizard_King 03/04/2005, 11:57am PST NEW
                We're dealing with majors that (non-athletic) people actually finish. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/04/2005, 4:23pm PST NEW
    Here's the problem. by laudablepuss 03/02/2005, 6:17pm PST NEW
        Re: Here's the problem. by FABIO 03/02/2005, 10:31pm PST NEW
            Gayness posted one minute apart :( NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/02/2005, 10:33pm PST NEW
            Just to clarify by laudablepuss 03/03/2005, 12:38am PST NEW
            Re: Here's the problem. by E. L. Koba 03/03/2005, 3:04am PST NEW
                OH SNAP NT by OH SNAP Guy 03/03/2005, 5:35am PST NEW
                English classes and writing. by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/03/2005, 11:18am PST NEW
                    What does INC have that I don't have?! NT by mrs. johnson 03/03/2005, 12:03pm PST NEW
                        A spine, hooked nose and circumsized penis. NT by Just a guy. 03/03/2005, 12:13pm PST NEW
                        Talent, experience, effort and style, to name a few things. by Bill Dungsroman 03/04/2005, 4:31pm PST NEW
                            Re: Talent, experience, effort and style, to name a few things. by Fussbett 03/05/2005, 10:01pm PST NEW
                    Re: English classes and writing. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/03/2005, 12:19pm PST NEW
                        Re: English classes and writing. by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/04/2005, 4:43pm PST NEW
            Re: Here's the problem. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/03/2005, 11:12am PST NEW
    I'm taking a writing class as we speak. by William H. Hayt, Jr. 03/02/2005, 11:42pm PST NEW
    Fine, I'll chime in. by bink 03/03/2005, 5:07am PST NEW
        Your teacher, as if you didn't know, is a fuckhead. NT by Casual observer 03/03/2005, 1:55pm PST NEW
            Yeah fuck that guy! by laudablepuss 03/03/2005, 3:35pm PST NEW
                No, he was actually fairly cool. by bink 03/03/2005, 5:18pm PST NEW
    Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/04/2005, 3:46am PST NEW
        Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/04/2005, 11:42am PST NEW
            Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by Ray of Light 03/04/2005, 12:16pm PST NEW
            Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by Creexul :( 03/04/2005, 1:48pm PST NEW
            Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/04/2005, 4:31pm PST NEW
                Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by Bill Dungsroman 03/04/2005, 5:04pm PST NEW
                Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by Ray of Light 03/05/2005, 10:42pm PST NEW
                    Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by Casual observer 03/06/2005, 2:03am PST NEW
                        Arer we disagreeing? I can't see where. by Ray of Light 03/06/2005, 4:18am PST NEW
                            Re: Arer we disagreeing? I can't see where. by Casual observer 03/06/2005, 2:20pm PST NEW
                    Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/06/2005, 12:38pm PST NEW
                        This is a FAG forum, BITCH by friend of motheruckerfordoearter 03/06/2005, 6:18pm PST NEW
                        Objection! Subject goes to heart of why we play. NT by SUSTAINED 03/06/2005, 7:45pm PST NEW
                Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by The Closing Credits of Your Life 03/06/2005, 6:43pm PST NEW
        Oh, yeah. My original Sampling Error post had a second point. by Bill Dungsroman 03/04/2005, 5:00pm PST NEW
            Re: Oh, yeah. My original Sampling Error post had a second point. by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/04/2005, 6:10pm PST NEW
                More memories. by Fussbett 03/05/2005, 9:58pm PST NEW
                    Re: More memories. by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/06/2005, 12:42pm PST NEW
                        y'all NT by :( 03/06/2005, 1:16pm PST NEW
                        Re: More memories. by Casual observer 03/06/2005, 2:38pm PST NEW
                            Loot = Lute. WoW much? Nah. NT by Casual observer 03/06/2005, 2:39pm PST NEW
                            Re: More memories. by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/06/2005, 10:24pm PST NEW
                                Re: More memories. by Casual observer 03/06/2005, 10:36pm PST NEW
                                    Re: More memories. by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/06/2005, 10:57pm PST NEW
                                        Disappointing. NT by Casual observer 03/06/2005, 11:31pm PST NEW
                                            You get what you give. NT by Helpful Mysterio Man 03/07/2005, 9:48am PST NEW
                                                Since when? NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/10/2005, 12:31pm PST NEW
                                    Re: More memories. by bink 03/07/2005, 3:14am PST NEW
                                        Re: More memories. by Quentin Beck 03/07/2005, 7:43am PST NEW
                                            I stand corrected. by bink 03/07/2005, 7:45am PST NEW
                                    What's this! by E. L. Koba 03/07/2005, 11:25am PST NEW
                                        I felt sorry for that dude. by bink 03/07/2005, 5:32pm PST NEW
                                        Re: What's this! by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/10/2005, 8:20pm PST NEW
                                Math question for Zseni by Tony 03/08/2005, 12:40am PST NEW
                                    Statistics 95 makes you brain bleed. by Drummer from Whitesnake 03/14/2005, 2:45pm PST NEW
                Re: Oh, yeah. My original Sampling Error post had a second point. by Fullofkittens 03/06/2005, 2:52pm PST NEW
                    Re: Oh, yeah. My original Sampling Error post had a second point. by Bill Dungsroman 03/10/2005, 12:30pm PST NEW

"Awwwww-www-yeeeheeeeyyyeeee WANNA BE MY LOVER?" by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/10/2005, 6:55pm PST NEW

I have discovered a way to pee in front of 200 people and get away with it by Ray of Light 03/09/2005, 2:11pm PST NEW

Read! I got spanked! by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/09/2005, 11:10am PST NEW

Also, presents for all! by The Cheap Zseni Machine 02/23/2005, 7:09pm PST NEW
    The Milk Run has comedy in it? NT by Mysterio 02/23/2005, 9:29pm PST NEW
        Re: The Milk Run has comedy in it? by The Cheap Zseni Machine 02/23/2005, 10:13pm PST NEW
            Re: The Milk Run has comedy in it? by Mysterio 02/23/2005, 10:20pm PST NEW
                Re: The Milk Run has comedy in it? by The Cheap Zseni Machine 02/24/2005, 3:42am PST NEW
                    Re: The Milk Run has comedy in it? by Mysterio 02/24/2005, 9:48am PST NEW
                        Zing NT by The Phantom Zinger 02/24/2005, 11:21am PST NEW

The Happiness Act. (comments/advice will be appreciated/handjobbed) by Montage 02/20/2005, 2:02am PST NEW
    Zseni, just stop by Bill Dungsroman 02/20/2005, 7:00am PST NEW
        Re: Zseni, just stop by Casual observer 02/20/2005, 11:01am PST NEW
            Having seen "The Scream" makes someone a pseudo-intellectual? by Fullofkittens 02/20/2005, 11:35am PST NEW
                Not to mention that there is several of them. NT by Chairman Mao 02/20/2005, 2:40pm PST NEW
                    Muntz's Scream you monkeys. NT by Casual observer 02/20/2005, 4:05pm PST NEW
                        OH YEAH. by Chairman Mao 02/20/2005, 4:34pm PST NEW
                        Goddamn, you're illiterate. NT by Fullofkittens 02/20/2005, 5:04pm PST NEW
            I liked it better when you didn't think you were a regular by Choson 02/20/2005, 11:43am PST NEW
            This computer doesn't take coins. by Montage 02/24/2005, 7:04am PST NEW
        Why would someone pretend to be me to reply with that? by Bill Dungsroman 02/21/2005, 2:11pm PST NEW

C'mon and vote for your favorite of four non-events! by The Cheap Zseni Machine 02/23/2005, 4:36pm PST NEW

In the corner of my eye by echolalia 01/28/2005, 11:28pm PST NEW
    What's this doing in here? NT by Creexul :( 01/29/2005, 2:19am PST NEW
    So many fascinating details! NT by Fussbett 01/29/2005, 4:23am PST NEW
    Gay NT by Bill Dungsroman 01/29/2005, 2:00pm PST NEW
        That's "Fag NT." Fag. NT by Bill Dungsroman 01/30/2005, 12:00am PST NEW

Humo en el Auga by The Happiness Engine 01/19/2005, 3:40am PST NEW
    This is great. What is it? NT by Entropy Stew 01/19/2005, 8:33pm PST NEW
    Re: Humo en el Auga by jacob 01/20/2005, 10:40am PST NEW
        Nice Save NT by Maggot McMuffin (with Eggs) 01/20/2005, 11:29am PST NEW
        Get off the stage NT by Souffle of Pain 01/20/2005, 11:32am PST NEW
        PLAY ON WHAT WORDS? by WHICH? 01/20/2005, 12:46pm PST NEW
            Re: PLAY ON WHAT WORDS? by Jacob rules 01/20/2005, 7:36pm PST NEW
                Re: PLAY ON WHAT WORDS? by whydirt 01/20/2005, 9:08pm PST NEW
                    Re: PLAY ON WHAT WORDS? by jacob the pimp 01/21/2005, 9:34am PST NEW
                Cabaret Voltaire was ground zero for the dadaist and surrealist movements, fag NT by Entropy Stew 01/21/2005, 11:27am PST NEW
                    FLAMINGO!!!!! NT by whydirt 01/21/2005, 2:34pm PST NEW
        Thanks for the jrkerr flashback, jacob! NT by Professor Suckitdown, Ph.D 01/20/2005, 3:50pm PST NEW
            Thanks dude n/t NT by Jacob rules 01/20/2005, 7:37pm PST NEW
        Re: Humo en el Auga by Chairman Mao 01/20/2005, 5:24pm PST NEW
            who is zseni? nt NT by Jacob rocks your socks...OFF 01/20/2005, 7:42pm PST NEW
            Re: Humo en el Auga by Bill Dungsroman 01/20/2005, 10:45pm PST NEW
                Well! ... uh, ok. NT by Chairman Mao 01/20/2005, 10:56pm PST NEW

its funny, but not *ha ha* funny by jacob 01/20/2005, 10:00am PST NEW
    Loser alert. NT by Mysterio 01/21/2005, 1:59pm PST NEW

Another day, another bottle of cherry-flavored fun. by The Happiness Engine 10/03/2004, 12:14am PDT NEW
    Re: Another day, another bottle of cherry-flavored fun. by Commandah Billabong 10/03/2004, 12:40am PDT NEW

This place needs me. It needs something. by mrs. johnson 07/20/2004, 2:45pm PDT NEW
    We find our songs, in fashion magazines, by The Happiness Engine 07/20/2004, 4:31pm PDT NEW
    Why was this forum REALLY ever created? Who would really need it? NT by Creexul :( 07/20/2004, 11:32pm PDT NEW
        Zseni wanted it. NT by Fabio 07/20/2004, 11:51pm PDT NEW
            So why was it created? NT by Creexul :( 07/21/2004, 1:40am PDT NEW
                It was the beginning of Caltrops. Every idea was looked upon with hope. NT by William H. Hayt, Jr. 07/21/2004, 3:15am PDT NEW
                    OUR FIRST MISTAKE NT by Creexul :( 07/21/2004, 4:09am PDT NEW
                        Frankly, I like the blue. NT by William H. Hayt, Jr. 07/21/2004, 4:20am PDT NEW
                I wanted to use Monty's stellar pun as a forum name NT by Entropy Stew 07/21/2004, 2:55pm PDT NEW
            but Tseni is a cunt NT by Tseni 07/21/2004, 3:22am PDT NEW

You've all convinced me. by mrs. johnson 09/11/2003, 8:31pm PDT NEW
    You fucking fag. by creativepig 09/11/2003, 8:44pm PDT NEW
        Exaaactly. by FoK 09/11/2003, 9:29pm PDT NEW
            I don't have a work ethic. That's probably a problem. NT by mrs. johnson 09/11/2003, 9:42pm PDT NEW
                Re: I don't have a work ethic. That's probably a problem. by FoK 09/11/2003, 10:50pm PDT NEW
                    Well, he'll be taking writing as an elective if he can... fit it in. NT by Roop Dirump 09/11/2003, 11:54pm PDT NEW
            Re: Exaaactly. by conflictNo 09/11/2003, 11:27pm PDT NEW
                That's too bad, because it was very good. by FoK 09/11/2003, 11:38pm PDT NEW
    Whatever happened to "harsh criticism doesn't bother me"? (n/t) by junior allen 09/11/2003, 9:34pm PDT NEW
        Criticism is fine. "YOU SUCK!" is not criticism. It's just dislike. NT by mrs. johnson 09/11/2003, 9:41pm PDT NEW
            Re: Criticism is fine. "YOU SUCK!" is not criticism. It's just dislike. by junior allen 09/11/2003, 10:03pm PDT NEW
                Oh shit. I can't back down now, can I? NT by mrs. johnson 09/11/2003, 10:14pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Oh shit. I can't back down now, can I? by fag packet 09/11/2003, 11:03pm PDT NEW
                        But it was meaningless. DON'T YOU PEOPLE WANT MEANING? I guess not. NT by mrs. johnson 09/11/2003, 11:22pm PDT NEW
                            Ever see "Barton Fink"? NT by MM in brief 09/11/2003, 11:25pm PDT NEW
                                Yeah, one of my favorites. Good point. NT by mrs. johnson 09/12/2003, 12:16am PDT NEW

Looking for Prima's AIM strategy guide. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/24/2003, 5:57pm PDT NEW
    Re: Looking for Prima's AIM strategy guide. by mrs. johnson 08/24/2003, 6:14pm PDT NEW
    Creexul sometimes gets AIM-warned. by Fussbett 08/25/2003, 3:53am PDT NEW
        Re: Creexul sometimes gets AIM-warned. by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/25/2003, 4:38am PDT NEW
            Re: Creexul sometimes gets AIM-warned. by Fussbett 08/25/2003, 4:47am PDT NEW
                Re: Creexul sometimes gets AIM-warned. by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/25/2003, 6:35am PDT NEW
                    Re: Creexul sometimes gets AIM-warned. by whydirt 08/25/2003, 11:14pm PDT NEW
                    In a forum, without justice by FABIO, the pissed off chief 08/26/2003, 12:22am PDT NEW
                        You're off the staff, McGillicutty! Your badge, gun, and photoshop filters. OUT! NT by Chief Stew 08/26/2003, 12:56am PDT NEW
                            Filters are for amateurs. NT by Fussbett 08/26/2003, 2:16am PDT NEW
                                I like Liquify for fixing fatties NT by Roop Dirump 08/26/2003, 4:56am PDT NEW
                                Fuck Gaussian Blur, I do all my blurring by hand by hand. by Motherhead 08/26/2003, 1:05pm PDT NEW
                                    ...by hand by hand by hand... NT by Motherhead's flashback 08/26/2003, 1:24pm PDT NEW
                                        Also - my weekend. NT by Motherhead 08/26/2003, 1:51pm PDT NEW
                                    I use Noise and Sharpen and Blur without remorse. by Fussbett 08/26/2003, 3:59pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: I use Noise and Sharpen and Blur without remorse. by Motherhead 08/26/2003, 4:51pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: I use Noise and Sharpen and Blur without remorse. by Entropy Stew 08/26/2003, 8:12pm PDT NEW
                                                The throbbing nigger cock can grow bigger & bigger & BIGGER & no aliasing! NT by Roop Dirump 08/26/2003, 8:31pm PDT NEW
                                                    In a nutshell, yes. by Motherhead 08/26/2003, 10:09pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: Chip Wass by Entropy Stew 08/26/2003, 11:24pm PDT NEW

THE CALTROPS DRAMA, A POSTMODERN PLAY IN ONE PART by mrs. johnson 08/25/2003, 10:15pm PDT NEW
    behind the scenes [special feature!] by whydirt 08/25/2003, 11:12pm PDT NEW

Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by mrs. johnson 08/18/2003, 4:29am PDT NEW
    Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by Vomitbird 08/18/2003, 9:39am PDT NEW
        Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by mrs. johnson 08/18/2003, 12:39pm PDT NEW
            Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by Colonel K 08/19/2003, 4:13am PDT NEW
                Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by mrs. johnson 08/19/2003, 6:43am PDT NEW
                    Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by Colonel K 08/19/2003, 7:34am PDT NEW
                        Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by mrs. johnson 08/19/2003, 3:53pm PDT NEW
    atrocious by K. Thor Jensen 08/19/2003, 4:49pm PDT NEW
        Back to the drawing board... NT by mrs. johnson 08/19/2003, 7:19pm PDT NEW
            Dude, grow some balls by junior allen 08/20/2003, 1:40pm PDT NEW
                Re: Dude, grow some balls by mrs. johnson 08/20/2003, 4:18pm PDT NEW
                    Here's your problem by Senor Barborito 08/20/2003, 4:57pm PDT NEW
                        Thomas Pynchon: competent implementor. by I need clarification 08/20/2003, 7:04pm PDT NEW
                            It means get SOMETHING done and out there. Anything is better than nothing. NT by Senor Barborito 08/20/2003, 10:35pm PDT NEW
                                I thought you thought nothing was worth doing unless you get it perfect NT by Entropy Stew 08/21/2003, 6:57am PDT NEW
                                    Yes. Noticeably I accomplish virtually nothing. I'm trying to save him from me NT by Senor Barborito 08/21/2003, 9:55am PDT NEW
                    Re: Dude, grow some balls by junior allen 08/20/2003, 5:10pm PDT NEW
                    Post more of these! by Roop Dirump 08/20/2003, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                        Uh... by mrs. johnson 08/20/2003, 8:37pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Uh... by Roop Dirump 08/21/2003, 2:33am PDT NEW
                                Re: Uh... by mrs. johnson 08/21/2003, 2:48am PDT NEW
                                    Post less of these! by Roop Dirump 08/21/2003, 9:20am PDT NEW
                                    Now is the winter of your discontent. Stop being such a fucking faggot. by Bill Dungsroman 08/21/2003, 12:07pm PDT NEW
                                        That's actually encouraging, thanks. NT by mrs. johnson 08/21/2003, 12:20pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Uh... by Choson 08/21/2003, 10:34pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Uh... by mrs. johnson 08/22/2003, 4:02am PDT NEW
                                        Re: Uh... by Choson 08/22/2003, 4:39am PDT NEW
                                            Re: Uh... by mrs. johnson 08/22/2003, 5:33am PDT NEW
                                                Re: Uh... by Choson 08/22/2003, 5:52am PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Uh... by mrs. johnson 08/22/2003, 7:14am PDT NEW
                                                Re: Uh... by junior allen 08/22/2003, 8:36am PDT NEW
                                        Re: Uh... by K. Thor Jensen 08/22/2003, 10:38am PDT NEW
                                            That's probably harder than enlarging my vocabulary. NT by mrs. johnson 08/22/2003, 3:52pm PDT NEW
                                                Try writing as if you're talking. NT by Senor Barborito 08/22/2003, 8:16pm PDT NEW
                                                    Hurfl mmmphhhff sploo pfffghhht mumf murf murmf fleaghh NOWT INH THEUH FASHE NT by mrs. johnson 08/22/2003, 8:40pm PDT NEW
                                                        That's right. In real life, I'm a homosexual and I have mouth cancer. NT by mrs. johnson 08/22/2003, 10:14pm PDT NEW
                                                            Stop smoking cock NT by Bill Dungsroman 08/23/2003, 11:30am PDT NEW
                                                                Sound advice for roommates everywhere NT by Entropy Stew 08/23/2003, 8:09pm PDT NEW
                                                                    You can build a million bridges, but do they call you a bridge builder? NT by Bill Dungsroman 08/24/2003, 3:15am PDT NEW
                            Re: Uh... by Choson 08/21/2003, 10:38pm PDT NEW
    Please don't demonstrate basic ignorance of physics by Senor Barborito 08/19/2003, 6:46pm PDT NEW
        Not lib art actually, but yeah, you're right. I know that ain't right. NT by mrs. johnson 08/19/2003, 7:20pm PDT NEW
    Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by fag packet 08/20/2003, 11:30pm PDT NEW
        Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by Fussbett 08/21/2003, 2:38am PDT NEW
            Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by Choson 08/21/2003, 10:42pm PDT NEW
                If you forget to flush, we'll judge the color and the density. NT by mrs. johnson 08/22/2003, 4:03am PDT NEW

Second Note from the Recorder by mrs. johnson 08/21/2003, 2:31am PDT NEW
    It's so boring and pointless. ;_; by Vomitbird 08/21/2003, 4:28am PDT NEW
        AGREED. by Alternate789 08/21/2003, 12:06pm PDT NEW
            Thank you for the suggestions. NT by mrs. johnson 08/21/2003, 12:21pm PDT NEW
            Re: AGREED. by Choson 08/21/2003, 1:20pm PDT NEW
                Happy to be your target. NT by mrs. johnson 08/21/2003, 1:22pm PDT NEW

(E/N) Filling the car's gas tank by Senor Barborito 08/20/2003, 10:15pm PDT NEW
    Re: (E/N) Filling the car's gas tank by Fussbett 08/20/2003, 10:20pm PDT NEW
        WAY ahead of you. NT by Senor Barborito 08/20/2003, 10:44pm PDT NEW
            I doubt that. NT by Fatty Arbuckle 08/20/2003, 10:49pm PDT NEW

Exclusive hallway door pics. by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 11:17am PDT NEW
    Re: Exclusive hallway door pics. by E. L. Koba 08/17/2003, 2:39pm PDT NEW
    PaintShop Pro is shareware .. by bastage 08/17/2003, 10:40pm PDT NEW
        Re: PaintShop Pro is shareware .. by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/19/2003, 11:19pm PDT NEW
    What I see. by conflictNo 08/17/2003, 10:46pm PDT NEW
        Re: What I see. by bastage 08/17/2003, 10:51pm PDT NEW
            The smoke detector is a positive ..! by bastage 08/17/2003, 10:52pm PDT NEW
                Re: The smoke detector is a positive ..! by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/19/2003, 11:21pm PDT NEW

BIG DEPRESSING STORY LOG by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 12:06am PDT NEW
    Heh by Senor Barborito 08/17/2003, 12:39am PDT NEW
        Re: Heh by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 12:44am PDT NEW
            I agree. NT by Senor Barborito 08/17/2003, 1:02am PDT NEW
        Wacky fun by Essen Sie Scheiße 08/17/2003, 1:28am PDT NEW
            Actually by Senor Barborito 08/17/2003, 3:24am PDT NEW
                Re: Actually by Mischief Shai-hulud 08/17/2003, 11:52am PDT NEW
        Thread mechanics by Fussbett 08/17/2003, 3:48am PDT NEW
            Yes, that is my nature. by Senor Barborito 08/17/2003, 4:05am PDT NEW
    POSSIBLY MORE DEPRESSING SEQUEL by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 12:48am PDT NEW
        CREEXUL JUSTIFIED NT by creativepig 08/17/2003, 1:53pm PDT NEW
            With a fucking bullet NT by Entropy Stew 08/17/2003, 3:48pm PDT NEW
    Re: BIG DEPRESSING STORY LOG by Essen Sie Scheiße 08/17/2003, 9:14am PDT NEW
        Re: BIG DEPRESSING STORY LOG by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 11:00am PDT NEW
            Nice way to avoid the topic of GETTING OUT NT by Essen Sie Scheiße 08/17/2003, 11:23am PDT NEW
                I agree. NT by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 11:24am PDT NEW
                    Re: I agree. by Essen Sie Scheiße 08/17/2003, 11:39am PDT NEW
                        Re: I agree. by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 2:35pm PDT NEW
                            Re: I agree. by Essen Sie Scheiße 08/17/2003, 4:14pm PDT NEW
                                Re: I agree. by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 5:11pm PDT NEW
                                    Dude by Senor Barborito 08/17/2003, 5:49pm PDT NEW
                                        WE ARE READY TO ROCK NT by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 6:06pm PDT NEW
    I hope you're completely full of bullshit by Entropy Stew 08/17/2003, 3:51pm PDT NEW
        Re: I hope you're completely full of bullshit by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/17/2003, 5:05pm PDT NEW

Divine Divinity by Aeschylus 08/16/2003, 11:25pm PDT NEW

I don't know where to post this! by I need clarification 08/13/2003, 4:34am PDT NEW
    Re: I don't know where to post this! by foogla 08/13/2003, 12:42pm PDT NEW
    No editing = no entertainment. by Fussbett 08/13/2003, 4:45pm PDT NEW
        Re: No editing = no entertainment. by laudablepuss 08/13/2003, 6:49pm PDT NEW
        Sadly, that was edited... FOR HILARITY!! And realism. NT by I need clarification 08/13/2003, 7:52pm PDT NEW
    HERE'S A CLIFF NOTES VERSION by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/13/2003, 7:16pm PDT NEW
        My favorite part is this: by I need clarification 08/13/2003, 7:59pm PDT NEW

Spamateur by mrs. johnson 08/13/2003, 3:55am PDT NEW
    Re: Spamateur by One quick note 08/13/2003, 10:41am PDT NEW
        Re: Spamateur by Dude, where's my dithyramb? 08/13/2003, 12:04pm PDT NEW

I'm glad I don't normally remember my dreams by Entropy Stew 08/12/2003, 8:39am PDT NEW
    Re: I'm glad I don't normally remember my dreams by BDR's Roomie 08/13/2003, 10:22am PDT NEW

Gotta buy them all! by Aeschylus 08/06/2003, 11:40pm PDT NEW
    It's like 2002 all over again. by Fussbett 08/07/2003, 1:19am PDT NEW
    are you from PoE? NT by FABIO 08/07/2003, 1:30am PDT NEW
    GO BACK TO POE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT by Bill Dungsroman 08/07/2003, 1:31am PDT NEW
        I OWN YOU FUCKERS FROM YOUR NECKS TO THE GROUND NT by Darth Spaz 08/08/2003, 1:22am PDT NEW
        he's not one of mine by K. Thor Jensen 08/11/2003, 11:17am PDT NEW
    What the motherfucking fuck? by Chairman Mao 08/07/2003, 1:32am PDT NEW
        Actually I might buy one by Senor Barborito 08/08/2003, 3:25am PDT NEW
            Domo Kun is the one and only toy thinige I allow on my desk. NT by E. L. Koba 08/08/2003, 3:53am PDT NEW
    It's a trap! by Entropy Stew 08/07/2003, 3:12am PDT NEW

This is probably about Semiology. Who knows. by Colonel K 08/03/2003, 1:37am PDT NEW
    Re: This is probably about being gay, actually by fag packet 08/08/2003, 1:25am PDT NEW
        Attend? NT by mrs. johnson 08/08/2003, 2:42am PDT NEW
            Write more like he does and less like you do NT by fag packet 08/10/2003, 8:20am PDT NEW
        Re: You have solved literature, sir. by Colonel K 08/08/2003, 9:06am PDT NEW
            Re: You have solved literature, sir. by fag packet 08/10/2003, 8:39am PDT NEW

Something Slightly Lighter by mrs. johnson 08/05/2003, 5:40am PDT NEW
    Fluff. NT by Tung Chien 08/05/2003, 9:38am PDT NEW
        ? NT by mrs. johnson 08/05/2003, 4:55pm PDT NEW
    Re: Something Slightly Lighter by Colonel K 08/05/2003, 12:33pm PDT NEW
        Re: Something Slightly Lighter by mrs. johnson 08/05/2003, 4:46pm PDT NEW
            Re: Something Slightly Lighter by Colonel K 08/05/2003, 9:06pm PDT NEW
                Re: Something Slightly Lighter by mrs. johnson 08/06/2003, 3:37am PDT NEW

Stabbing poetry. by mrs. johnson 08/05/2003, 7:11pm PDT NEW
    Part Two by mrs. johnson 08/05/2003, 7:22pm PDT NEW

Actual E/N by Senor Barborito 08/03/2003, 4:01am PDT NEW
    You forgot to add a concrete Jesus on top NT by Entropy Stew 08/03/2003, 9:22am PDT NEW
    Some joke about the gerbils having it better than SB... NT by I need clarification 08/03/2003, 1:48pm PDT NEW
        It took SB an extra day or two to hook up our wireless laptop connections NT by SB's gerbil 08/04/2003, 12:47pm PDT NEW
            He also added sentry guns in case Richard Gere shows up NT by SB's Mischief Gerbil 08/04/2003, 12:52pm PDT NEW
                Gerbil Sentry Guns will be a B-side off our first single NT by The Sammy Hagar Factor 08/05/2003, 4:50pm PDT NEW

Aaaaaaiiiiiieeeeee! Fucked up. (sort-of-dream-related E/N) by curst 08/04/2003, 10:37am PDT NEW
    Re: Aaaaaaiiiiiieeeeee! Fucked up. (sort-of-dream-related E/N) by Entropy Stew 08/04/2003, 10:58am PDT NEW

Inside: several things happen, and I write about it by Colonel K 08/02/2003, 9:10am PDT NEW
    Nice. NT by Nice. 08/02/2003, 12:10pm PDT NEW
    Re: Inside: several things happen, and I write about it by mrs. johnson 08/02/2003, 4:38pm PDT NEW
        Re: Inside: several things happen, and I write about it by Colonel K 08/03/2003, 1:25am PDT NEW

Integration by mrs. johnson 07/24/2003, 3:42am PDT NEW
    Last sentence by mrs. johnson 07/24/2003, 4:06am PDT NEW
    You need an award for those first sentences. Holy shit. Nearly died laughing. NT by Senor Barborito 07/24/2003, 10:25am PDT NEW
        Man it would be great if I knew when I was being funny or just ridiculous. NT by mrs. johnson 07/24/2003, 1:41pm PDT NEW
    Re: Integration by Colonel K 07/24/2003, 12:39pm PDT NEW
        Re: Integration by mrs. johnson 07/24/2003, 1:34pm PDT NEW
        Exactly what he said NT by Entropy Stew 07/24/2003, 2:33pm PDT NEW

Obligatory Dialogue Extension by mrs. johnson 07/23/2003, 5:26pm PDT NEW
    Fictional AIM logs!!! by Fussbett 07/23/2003, 6:08pm PDT NEW
        Re: Fictional AIM logs!!! by E. L. Koba 07/23/2003, 6:11pm PDT NEW
        You people will crush my spirit. NT by mrs. johnson 07/23/2003, 8:13pm PDT NEW
            CRUSH! CRUSH! by Fullofkittens 07/23/2003, 8:53pm PDT NEW
                Re: CRUSH! CRUSH! by mrs. johnson 07/23/2003, 9:05pm PDT NEW

No title, but it's fairly brief. by Colonel K 07/22/2003, 3:23am PDT NEW
    I love the uniform descriptions NT by Entropy Stew 07/22/2003, 4:28am PDT NEW
    Re: No title, but it's fairly brief. by mrs. johnson 07/22/2003, 5:12am PDT NEW
        Thanks. by Colonel K 07/22/2003, 7:37am PDT NEW

Armament by mrs. johnson 07/19/2003, 5:15pm PDT NEW
    *CRICKET NOISES* NT by Crickets 07/20/2003, 5:35am PDT NEW
        Ok, fuck this and fuck you. NT by mrs. johnson 07/20/2003, 5:20pm PDT NEW
            patience NT by grasshopper 07/21/2003, 12:09am PDT NEW
                I have to come home to THAT every night. NT by mr. johnson 07/21/2003, 1:01am PDT NEW
    Armament is brilliant - A triumph! by Nixon 07/20/2003, 5:45pm PDT NEW
        Fucking for everyone! by mrs. johnson 07/20/2003, 7:04pm PDT NEW
            Stick to prose. NT by No Body 07/20/2003, 10:39pm PDT NEW
                It was in quotes for a reason. by mrs. johnson 07/21/2003, 3:31am PDT NEW
    Comments. by Colonel K 07/21/2003, 4:48am PDT NEW
        Re: Comments. by mrs. johnson 07/21/2003, 4:43pm PDT NEW
            Re: Comments. by Colonel K 07/21/2003, 8:58pm PDT NEW
                Re: Comments. by mrs. johnson 07/21/2003, 9:12pm PDT NEW
                    Create characters you find interesting first? NT by Entropy Stew 07/21/2003, 9:46pm PDT NEW
                        Funny, that's what I was going to say. NT by Fullofkittens 07/21/2003, 9:57pm PDT NEW
                            I do find them all interesting. by mrs. johnson 07/21/2003, 10:06pm PDT NEW
                                Re: I do find them all interesting. by Fullofkittens 07/21/2003, 10:23pm PDT NEW
                                    You're right, I just wish I could do that better, or even want to do that. NT by mrs. johnson 07/22/2003, 2:56am PDT NEW

I gots no follow-through. by creativepig 07/21/2003, 2:51pm PDT NEW
    Re: I gots no follow-through. by mrs. johnson 07/21/2003, 4:48pm PDT NEW

Pain comparisons and a fuck-you to certain anti-SB people by Senor Barborito 07/19/2003, 2:23pm PDT NEW
    Re: Pain comparisons and a fuck-you to certain anti-SB people by Entropy Stew 07/20/2003, 7:41am PDT NEW
        The comic is too poorly drawn to make out what is going on NT by Senor Barborito 07/20/2003, 5:44pm PDT NEW
            SB's newest affliction- blindness? by Arbit 07/21/2003, 2:58am PDT NEW

Sly Test by mrs. johnson 07/18/2003, 6:28pm PDT NEW

Comic-Con by Sildenafil 07/17/2003, 12:34am PDT NEW
    You're heading to Comic-con to get layed? by Entropy Stew 07/17/2003, 4:13am PDT NEW
        Re: You're heading to Comic-con to get layed? by Sildenafil 07/18/2003, 3:58am PDT NEW
            News Flash For you. by Caltrops gestalt 07/18/2003, 5:17am PDT NEW

 
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