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Now is the winter of your discontent. Stop being such a fucking faggot. by Bill Dungsroman 08/21/2003, 12:07pm PDT
mrs. johnson wrote:

Are you saying there is a difference between talent and quality? I mean, I'm pretty sure most of my stuff is awful. That isn't the point. I'm trying to get better, but it is either not working, or working so slowly that I can't tell.


Are you fucking stupid? ONOS I'M NOT A BESTSELLER YET and you're still a fucking teenager? Shut the fuck up j; if you want to become a good writer, judging by your godawful, lazy attempts at such thus far, you'd better be prepared to wait a loooong fucking while. You'd better take some fucking classes. You'd better fucking get outside and do something interesting. What the fuck, do you seriously think sitting in your goddamn bedroom jerking off to pr0n and playing viddy games is going to expand your life experience base to any significant amount that would even allow for interesting writing? You cunt. To suitably use a generic example, Hemingway didn't sit in his mommy's basement and dream up all these wacky adventures diddling himself. Look at you writing about shit you don't have the slightest fucking clue about. Didn't I fucking tell you to write about something you know? Write about failing Biology and taking a dump, these are about the only experiences you can be considered well-versed in.

mrs. johnson wrote:

In response to Junior Allen, I'm fine with not being liked. I would really like to produce a piece of work that can influence a large number of people. Make them feel something. Dislike or like aren't good enough. I don't know if I'm on my way to doing it, but I guess I'll keep writing and posting.


You're on your way, sort of, in the sense that you're agonizing over which ticket window to get in line for the actual journey, or whatever. Do you even realize how retarded it is to whine and gnash your teeth about how UUHH I SUXORZ and UHH WUT DO I DO when every fucking moron in the history of forever knows it's GO TO FUCKING COLLEGE? People critique your work and your responses are "I know but I'm lazy." Oh, well, there's someone destined to channel the collective unconscious down a new avenue. You're too lazy to even want to write properly, and you're bitching that you're not a superfantastical writer yet, a couple years later at best? Why fucking try to help you when that's the horseshit response we get, then you go and write something no better or worse than you wrote months ago? Who fucking cares? You ain't gonna write something worth reading for 5-10 years at best, faggot. YOU AREN'T EVEN IN YOUR 20s, YOU AREN'T A PRODIGY SON. Your path is going to be like my dick, a long and hard one. IMO, you're way too lazy and unmotivated to make it. You can try, but quit fucking complaining about it. You're 20-30 years short of being able to complain about it.

mrs. johnson wrote:

I'm just a nice person in general; I wouldn't enjoy ripping the work of others. It's why I'm bad at this whole insult giving out game. But I will attempt to take a class at college, if my curriculum allows for one.


WTF is your curriculum? Anyway, that last sentence says it all. Give up writing, if that's your fucking attitude, because that attitude fucking sucks and is anathema to writing. Hundreds if not thousands of would-be writers love writing and spend all their waking hours trying to write something worthy, and a slack-jawed boy like you thinks he can do it with the absolute minimum of effort? Fuck off. Adding in that you're in here begging for criticism of your shitty work, giving noncommital cop-out responses to them, then whining about how you can't even do the same for others? STOP WRITING. NOW. Nobody needs or wants a fucking clown like you, if that's your attitude.

BDR

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Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by mrs. johnson 08/18/2003, 4:29am PDT NEW
    Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by Vomitbird 08/18/2003, 9:39am PDT NEW
        Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by mrs. johnson 08/18/2003, 12:39pm PDT NEW
            Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by Colonel K 08/19/2003, 4:13am PDT NEW
                Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by mrs. johnson 08/19/2003, 6:43am PDT NEW
                    Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by Colonel K 08/19/2003, 7:34am PDT NEW
                        Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by mrs. johnson 08/19/2003, 3:53pm PDT NEW
    atrocious by K. Thor Jensen 08/19/2003, 4:49pm PDT NEW
        Back to the drawing board... NT by mrs. johnson 08/19/2003, 7:19pm PDT NEW
            Dude, grow some balls by junior allen 08/20/2003, 1:40pm PDT NEW
                Re: Dude, grow some balls by mrs. johnson 08/20/2003, 4:18pm PDT NEW
                    Here's your problem by Senor Barborito 08/20/2003, 4:57pm PDT NEW
                        Thomas Pynchon: competent implementor. by I need clarification 08/20/2003, 7:04pm PDT NEW
                            It means get SOMETHING done and out there. Anything is better than nothing. NT by Senor Barborito 08/20/2003, 10:35pm PDT NEW
                                I thought you thought nothing was worth doing unless you get it perfect NT by Entropy Stew 08/21/2003, 6:57am PDT NEW
                                    Yes. Noticeably I accomplish virtually nothing. I'm trying to save him from me NT by Senor Barborito 08/21/2003, 9:55am PDT NEW
                    Re: Dude, grow some balls by junior allen 08/20/2003, 5:10pm PDT NEW
                    Post more of these! by Roop Dirump 08/20/2003, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                        Uh... by mrs. johnson 08/20/2003, 8:37pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Uh... by Roop Dirump 08/21/2003, 2:33am PDT NEW
                                Re: Uh... by mrs. johnson 08/21/2003, 2:48am PDT NEW
                                    Post less of these! by Roop Dirump 08/21/2003, 9:20am PDT NEW
                                    Now is the winter of your discontent. Stop being such a fucking faggot. by Bill Dungsroman 08/21/2003, 12:07pm PDT NEW
                                        That's actually encouraging, thanks. NT by mrs. johnson 08/21/2003, 12:20pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Uh... by Choson 08/21/2003, 10:34pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Uh... by mrs. johnson 08/22/2003, 4:02am PDT NEW
                                        Re: Uh... by Choson 08/22/2003, 4:39am PDT NEW
                                            Re: Uh... by mrs. johnson 08/22/2003, 5:33am PDT NEW
                                                Re: Uh... by Choson 08/22/2003, 5:52am PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Uh... by mrs. johnson 08/22/2003, 7:14am PDT NEW
                                                Re: Uh... by junior allen 08/22/2003, 8:36am PDT NEW
                                        Re: Uh... by K. Thor Jensen 08/22/2003, 10:38am PDT NEW
                                            That's probably harder than enlarging my vocabulary. NT by mrs. johnson 08/22/2003, 3:52pm PDT NEW
                                                Try writing as if you're talking. NT by Senor Barborito 08/22/2003, 8:16pm PDT NEW
                                                    Hurfl mmmphhhff sploo pfffghhht mumf murf murmf fleaghh NOWT INH THEUH FASHE NT by mrs. johnson 08/22/2003, 8:40pm PDT NEW
                                                        That's right. In real life, I'm a homosexual and I have mouth cancer. NT by mrs. johnson 08/22/2003, 10:14pm PDT NEW
                                                            Stop smoking cock NT by Bill Dungsroman 08/23/2003, 11:30am PDT NEW
                                                                Sound advice for roommates everywhere NT by Entropy Stew 08/23/2003, 8:09pm PDT NEW
                                                                    You can build a million bridges, but do they call you a bridge builder? NT by Bill Dungsroman 08/24/2003, 3:15am PDT NEW
                            Re: Uh... by Choson 08/21/2003, 10:38pm PDT NEW
    Please don't demonstrate basic ignorance of physics by Senor Barborito 08/19/2003, 6:46pm PDT NEW
        Not lib art actually, but yeah, you're right. I know that ain't right. NT by mrs. johnson 08/19/2003, 7:20pm PDT NEW
    Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by fag packet 08/20/2003, 11:30pm PDT NEW
        Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by Fussbett 08/21/2003, 2:38am PDT NEW
            Re: Brew (Give this one a read, if you don't any others) by Choson 08/21/2003, 10:42pm PDT NEW
                If you forget to flush, we'll judge the color and the density. NT by mrs. johnson 08/22/2003, 4:03am PDT NEW
 
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