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Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/04/2005, 11:42am PST
The Cheap Zseni Machine wrote:


Yet I think there may even be something deeper about the Lifetime special thing that starts much earlier. Example: when I was 5, and I was playing My Little Pony with the girl across the street, and we had all the fucking ponies out and they were playing and whickering and brushing each other and whatever else ponies do, Girl Across The Street was always ready to bring THE SHADOW OF DESPAIR over the pony palace. Some pony would turn evil, or evil ponies would come and screw everything up, or my brother's Hot Wheels would run into the bestest ponies and kill them. Having been an ambitiousless and jovial slouch my whole life, I always wanted to know why this had to happen. I even asked her, straight up: how come the ponies can't just be happy? Can't we just have happy ponies for today? WELL THEY JUST COULDN'T. NO HAPPY PONIES. This pattern was to repeat through many girls across the streets and many types of toys, and would continue once all the toys were put away. Without toys, the girls would play No Happy Ponies with real live human beings: each other, and me.


Wow. I'm digging that story quite a bit. It explains quite a bit about pretty much every woman I've ever known.

On the other hand, when I was a wee Blob and more slightly discomfiting than full on Horrible, I would play Transformers and GI Joe with my friends, and we would have epic wars with each other. Minor skirmishes would develop into larger battles before exploding into total warfare. Then we would team up and destroy some imaginary bad guy. We always won, and there fore we were always happy in the end.

The point I'm trying to make is that conflict is what made imaginary play interesting. Without conflict, you're pretty much just sitting around, masturbating to a mirror. My question is did these girls express conflict in this manner because they had learned that it was the only acceptable expression of conflict, or was it because they're only happy when they're miserable?
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Question for the LADIES of caltrops by FABIO 03/01/2005, 11:13pm PST NEW
    Your writing class was built on an INDIAN BURIAL GROUND! NT by conflictNo 03/01/2005, 11:34pm PST NEW
    I know the answer but I'm not telling by Ray of Light 03/02/2005, 1:34am PST NEW
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    MEN are stupid; REAL MEN are not. NT by Dr. Phil 03/02/2005, 6:16am PST NEW
    Sampling Error by Bill Dungsroman 03/02/2005, 3:21pm PST NEW
        english and psychology are the top 2 female majors so I guess they're ALL fruity NT by FABIO 03/02/2005, 5:46pm PST NEW
            I think I might have just answered my own question there NT by FABIO 03/02/2005, 10:32pm PST NEW
            Mostly, but I'd have to say that about people in general. by Bill Dungsroman 03/02/2005, 10:32pm PST NEW
                the men by FABIO 03/02/2005, 11:16pm PST NEW
                    the men: en espanol! by bombMexico 03/03/2005, 12:36am PST NEW
                        my class was pretty much all white, yes by FABIO 03/03/2005, 12:47am PST NEW
                            Re: my class was pretty much all white, yes by bombMexico 03/03/2005, 1:11am PST NEW
                                My creative writing class made us write poetry. ABOUT SPORTS. by Fullofkittens 03/03/2005, 7:41am PST NEW
                                    Re: My creative writing class made us write poetry. ABOUT SPORTS. by Casual observer 03/03/2005, 1:34pm PST NEW
                                        Re: My creative writing class made us write poetry. ABOUT SPORTS. by Bill Dungsroman 03/04/2005, 4:21pm PST NEW
                        I'VE GOT A STORY by Fussbett 03/05/2005, 9:51pm PST NEW
                            Re: I'VE GOT A STORY by Entropy Stew 03/07/2005, 2:12pm PST NEW
                Re: Mostly, but I'd have to say that about people in general. by laudablepuss 03/03/2005, 12:50am PST NEW
            What about sociology? NT by Lizard_King 03/04/2005, 11:57am PST NEW
                We're dealing with majors that (non-athletic) people actually finish. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/04/2005, 4:23pm PST NEW
    Here's the problem. by laudablepuss 03/02/2005, 6:17pm PST NEW
        Re: Here's the problem. by FABIO 03/02/2005, 10:31pm PST NEW
            Gayness posted one minute apart :( NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/02/2005, 10:33pm PST NEW
            Just to clarify by laudablepuss 03/03/2005, 12:38am PST NEW
            Re: Here's the problem. by E. L. Koba 03/03/2005, 3:04am PST NEW
                OH SNAP NT by OH SNAP Guy 03/03/2005, 5:35am PST NEW
                English classes and writing. by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/03/2005, 11:18am PST NEW
                    What does INC have that I don't have?! NT by mrs. johnson 03/03/2005, 12:03pm PST NEW
                        A spine, hooked nose and circumsized penis. NT by Just a guy. 03/03/2005, 12:13pm PST NEW
                        Talent, experience, effort and style, to name a few things. by Bill Dungsroman 03/04/2005, 4:31pm PST NEW
                            Re: Talent, experience, effort and style, to name a few things. by Fussbett 03/05/2005, 10:01pm PST NEW
                    Re: English classes and writing. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/03/2005, 12:19pm PST NEW
                        Re: English classes and writing. by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/04/2005, 4:43pm PST NEW
            Re: Here's the problem. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/03/2005, 11:12am PST NEW
    I'm taking a writing class as we speak. by William H. Hayt, Jr. 03/02/2005, 11:42pm PST NEW
    Fine, I'll chime in. by bink 03/03/2005, 5:07am PST NEW
        Your teacher, as if you didn't know, is a fuckhead. NT by Casual observer 03/03/2005, 1:55pm PST NEW
            Yeah fuck that guy! by laudablepuss 03/03/2005, 3:35pm PST NEW
                No, he was actually fairly cool. by bink 03/03/2005, 5:18pm PST NEW
    Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/04/2005, 3:46am PST NEW
        Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/04/2005, 11:42am PST NEW
            Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by Ray of Light 03/04/2005, 12:16pm PST NEW
            Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by Creexul :( 03/04/2005, 1:48pm PST NEW
            Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/04/2005, 4:31pm PST NEW
                Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by Bill Dungsroman 03/04/2005, 5:04pm PST NEW
                Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by Ray of Light 03/05/2005, 10:42pm PST NEW
                    Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by Casual observer 03/06/2005, 2:03am PST NEW
                        Arer we disagreeing? I can't see where. by Ray of Light 03/06/2005, 4:18am PST NEW
                            Re: Arer we disagreeing? I can't see where. by Casual observer 03/06/2005, 2:20pm PST NEW
                    Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/06/2005, 12:38pm PST NEW
                        This is a FAG forum, BITCH by friend of motheruckerfordoearter 03/06/2005, 6:18pm PST NEW
                        Objection! Subject goes to heart of why we play. NT by SUSTAINED 03/06/2005, 7:45pm PST NEW
                Re: Question for the LADIES of caltrops by The Closing Credits of Your Life 03/06/2005, 6:43pm PST NEW
        Oh, yeah. My original Sampling Error post had a second point. by Bill Dungsroman 03/04/2005, 5:00pm PST NEW
            Re: Oh, yeah. My original Sampling Error post had a second point. by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/04/2005, 6:10pm PST NEW
                More memories. by Fussbett 03/05/2005, 9:58pm PST NEW
                    Re: More memories. by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/06/2005, 12:42pm PST NEW
                        y'all NT by :( 03/06/2005, 1:16pm PST NEW
                        Re: More memories. by Casual observer 03/06/2005, 2:38pm PST NEW
                            Loot = Lute. WoW much? Nah. NT by Casual observer 03/06/2005, 2:39pm PST NEW
                            Re: More memories. by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/06/2005, 10:24pm PST NEW
                                Re: More memories. by Casual observer 03/06/2005, 10:36pm PST NEW
                                    Re: More memories. by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/06/2005, 10:57pm PST NEW
                                        Disappointing. NT by Casual observer 03/06/2005, 11:31pm PST NEW
                                            You get what you give. NT by Helpful Mysterio Man 03/07/2005, 9:48am PST NEW
                                                Since when? NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/10/2005, 12:31pm PST NEW
                                    Re: More memories. by bink 03/07/2005, 3:14am PST NEW
                                        Re: More memories. by Quentin Beck 03/07/2005, 7:43am PST NEW
                                            I stand corrected. by bink 03/07/2005, 7:45am PST NEW
                                    What's this! by E. L. Koba 03/07/2005, 11:25am PST NEW
                                        I felt sorry for that dude. by bink 03/07/2005, 5:32pm PST NEW
                                        Re: What's this! by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/10/2005, 8:20pm PST NEW
                                Math question for Zseni by Tony 03/08/2005, 12:40am PST NEW
                                    Statistics 95 makes you brain bleed. by Drummer from Whitesnake 03/14/2005, 2:45pm PST NEW
                Re: Oh, yeah. My original Sampling Error post had a second point. by Fullofkittens 03/06/2005, 2:52pm PST NEW
                    Re: Oh, yeah. My original Sampling Error post had a second point. by Bill Dungsroman 03/10/2005, 12:30pm PST NEW
 
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