I CANT STOP FARTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

? asked 2 years ago

i cant stop farting.im about to go out with my boyfriend but i need help.please help what do i do?! i dont have time to get gas x or anything(i just farted again).and they arnt small farts they are loud.help i leave in an hour.and no i dont have to take a sh*t.(wow i just farted again)help me,and i have to go out with him cause hes leaving for a month tomarrow.i feel another one coming,help...ok i just timed that one and i was 2 full seconds long(ok i kind of pushed that one :)

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iron chef answered 2 years ago

i think i love you. i love when pretty girls fart. come over and you and my lovely wife can fart for me.