ANNUAL NINTENDO REPORTby Rafiki 06/10/2014, 8:41pm PDT
As the only one who likes or cares about Nintendo games and as the only one (on earth) that owns a Wii-U, I am doing my job as Senior Nintendo Editor to show you two things from E3:
The Legend of Zelda: Skyrim Sword
They're making Zelda open world again. It'll be interesting to see how it turns out, but it's automatically better than Skyrim for not doing melee combat in first-person.
The worst part of Mario 3D World is inexplicably getting its own game. I can't believe anyone anywhere was asking for this. It'll sell 10 million copies.