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| The Uncle Who Works for Nintendo by WITTGENSTEIN 10/18/2014, 4:46am PDT | ||||
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| The latest in a string of no-effort "video games" pushed out by the latest wank hipster crowd who having been laughed out of the indie film racket, and failed at their banging pots and pans strategy of getting indie music play have tried to sucker us all into viewing these half-assed no effort flash files as games and praising them as boundary pushing.
Newsflash: I didn't think every interactive Newgrounds flash submission in 1998 was a fucking video game, so why the fuck would I think yours is? Decently written creepypasta submission masquerading as a "video game" in an .swf file with no freedom of movement and only alternating dialogue options for an illusion of choice, pimped by gaming/technology websites like The Verge and Wired . There's alternate endings but they're all variants on the same "terrifying" theme. 3/10 |
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The Uncle Who Works for Nintendo by 10/18/2014, 4:46am PDT  The Polygon piece is particularly terrible talking about the "friend we all had" by 10/18/2014, 5:38am PDT So I tried playing this [spoilers] by 01/17/2015, 1:45am PST Jovially interrogates you NT by 01/17/2015, 2:34am PST Finishing the sixth ending unlocks the AUTHORS NOTES by 01/17/2015, 3:16am PST CISGENDERED SCUM! NT by 01/17/2015, 3:28am PST The twist ending is that the author was Last the entire time NT by 01/17/2015, 11:05am PST hahah DEATH THREATS NT by 01/17/2015, 12:56pm PST |
