Forum Overview :: Ant Nation

First off: CALM DOWN. The ants are just doing what ants do. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/03/2017, 8:52pm PDT Put this song on while you contemplate your situation. It's an uncensored ballad by Busted. They didn't do many of these and to prove that I truly care about your situation I did a "deep search" and found the original, uncensored version. OK? Put that on and take several deep breaths. Not so deep that you inhale the ants, but half that. Have the raw, plaintive cries of James, Matt and Charlie calmed you down at all? Demonstrated to you just how bad things could be- but aren't? Good. Good! Let their accents wash over you. It's amazing that they got cheated on considering how they treated women when they wrote that. Anyway, you can solve this ant thing. First off, yes, like Horus said, you put the wrong "flavor" of baking product on your floor. Also, you need to clarify something right now for us. Are they fire ants? Before you answer, take a look at their color. If they are red ants, because you are on Caltrops, they are probably fire ants. I don't know how to explain this, except that if you're still here in this day and age, then the ants you encounter will probably be fire ones. :/ I don't like it any more than you do, but rather than try to argue our way out of a difficult situation we're going to accept it and move on. Please tell me they are small, black ants. If they are red, and therefore fire, immediately call a professional. (Professional exterminator, natch, most of the people left here on Caltrops in 2017 are in fact professionals in their chosen fields.) You can get through this experience if you take action now before it's out of hand. We've all got faith in you. the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

Help me Caltrops, I've got ants. by Jack Bauer 09/03/2017, 8:30pm PDT     It's baking soda, not powder, numbnuts. by Horus Truthteller 09/03/2017, 8:36pm PDT     I can help you, Jack. by Eury 09/03/2017, 8:40pm PDT         Suicide is the practical solution for cockroaches. Ants are just a NT by wake up call. 09/03/2017, 8:45pm PDT     Have you tried Walmart? NT by Or is this the Archer base? 09/03/2017, 8:42pm PDT         Not an Archer thing, no. by Jack Bauer 09/03/2017, 8:44pm PDT             If you don't know what products walmart carries, then maybe you should just ask NT by your butler to deal with the ants? 09/03/2017, 10:32pm PDT                 It's a half hour drive NT by Jack Bauer 09/03/2017, 11:53pm PDT     First off: CALM DOWN. The ants are just doing what ants do. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/03/2017, 8:52pm PDT         They are black ants, yes. by Jack Bauer 09/03/2017, 8:54pm PDT             The ants aren't protesting the G20 summit. They don't have "goals" by C:New FolderTyrell Corporation 09/03/2017, 8:56pm PDT     Re: Help me Caltrops, I've got ants. by Bug Slayer 09/03/2017, 9:44pm PDT         Re: Help me Caltrops, I've got ants. by Mysterio, "Ant Crisis Line" 09/04/2017, 1:20am PDT     Burn them and burn them again by John C. Dvorak 09/04/2017, 1:53am PDT     Re: Help me Caltrops, I've got ants. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/04/2017, 9:12am PDT         It's witches that won't cross chalk, Commander. NT by not ants 09/04/2017, 12:27pm PDT             Oh yes, chalk stops ants: check out this video by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/05/2017, 7:28am PDT                 Problem solved, all Jack has to do is mark off what side of the bathroom belongs NT by to him and what side the ants. 09/05/2017, 8:55am PDT                     Hopefully the shower and toilet are on the same side. by Worm 09/05/2017, 9:35am PDT                 can clearly see ants crossing the chalk by Eurotrash 09/05/2017, 12:50pm PDT                     You use chalk 2 force ants around some areas and into the kill zone, that's why NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/10/2017, 4:31pm PDT                         They're ants. NT by Not the Viet Cong. 09/10/2017, 11:18pm PDT     I bought the Terro stuff at Walmart. by Jack Bauer 09/04/2017, 11:08pm PDT         Wow, I can't believe you didn't go with cream of wheat and chalk and boric acid. NT by YOUR FUNERAL, PAL 09/05/2017, 9:39am PDT             I think the Terro stuff worked with the baking soda. by Jack Bauer 09/09/2017, 10:37am PDT                 Jack Bauer feels bad for killing ants. Jesus Christ by Eurotrash 09/11/2017, 5:39am PDT