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by Fullofkittens 09/10/2017, 8:49am PDT |
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It took me 2.5 minutes to get through that tutorial. After a full 26 minutes, I still wasn’t done with the first level. What if it took an hour more to beat that level, and then I turned on the recording? No one would have called me out for being a bad gamer. And it would have been so dishonest, like many polished gameplay videos on YouTube. I have received many secret expressions of relief from other bad gamers, who admit that they are bad but aren’t comfortable saying that publicly. My critics have said I’m like an outsider, a game journalist, who doesn’t play games. I am looking down on them and disparaging their hobby. They want someone “authentic” instead.
Guess what? Unskillful gaming is authentic.
I could only stand one minute of that video, here's a message to future makers of Let's Play videos from a person that makes video tutorials: a 5-second slide with some elevator music that says I AM AN IDIOT THAT CAN'T FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS can also convey the message that you're an idiot and that you cannot follow simple instructions, at 12 times the speed. |
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Another retard can't play video games by Worm 09/05/2017, 6:24am PDT
I couldn't even make it a minute by fabio 09/05/2017, 7:24am PDT
That Retard is Caltrops favorite, Dean "Retard" Takahashi!!!!! by Forum Searcher 09/05/2017, 7:39am PDT
10 years of being useless NT by bravo 09/05/2017, 4:17pm PDT
17 years in gaming journalism; 25 in journalism total NT by Vested Id 09/05/2017, 7:48pm PDT
LOL he hated Mass Effect because he never figured out he had talent points by Roop 09/06/2017, 3:09pm PDT
The funniest video on Youtube by Mysterio Lollerson 09/06/2017, 5:57am PDT
Why is Dean cryin? 'CAUSE HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON NT by Froggy Fresh 09/06/2017, 7:54am PDT
Ian Tails ZeDong does eat shit non-stop on twitter and looks like a goblin, tho by Worm 09/06/2017, 9:42am PDT
If he walked 2 miles a day for two weeks he'd look fine. Come on. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/06/2017, 1:33pm PDT
Dean explanation by fabio 09/06/2017, 7:55am PDT
I feel a little bad for Dean. He's not a bad guy or anything. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/06/2017, 8:54am PDT
looks like shit. NT by will not buy. 09/07/2017, 7:03am PDT
It's got the best graphics of any game released in the last 15 years. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/07/2017, 12:10pm PDT
A "pretty" platformer. NT by yawn. 09/08/2017, 6:13am PDT
Shitbag incapable of a single decent post yawns at the hard work of others. by Mysterio Lollerson 09/10/2017, 11:34am PDT
Re: Another retard can't play video games by Mischief Maker 09/07/2017, 11:17am PDT
I didn't even know VentureBeat had a video games section. by skip 09/07/2017, 5:12pm PDT
AHAHAHhahahashshahahahahahah NT by Entropy Stew 09/07/2017, 9:14pm PDT
FUCK. That was in reaction to the MM pigeon link NT by edit button 09/07/2017, 9:15pm PDT
Dean's milking this one for all it's worth. by Good for him. 09/08/2017, 4:35pm PDT
Which is all well and fine by Mysterio, "Video editing, anyone?" 09/08/2017, 7:33pm PDT
And all of his buddies are defending him. by Mysterio 09/08/2017, 10:16pm PDT
'Gamers will always find something to be mad about' NT by Blogger Projects Loudly About Self 09/08/2017, 10:27pm PDT
Re: Dean's milking this one for all it's worth. by Fullofkittens 09/10/2017, 8:49am PDT
Other guys are sticking up for him. by Hurricane NoWayJose 09/09/2017, 10:45pm PDT
The desire to wagon circle out of these people is absurd. by Worm 09/10/2017, 3:10am PDT
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