Caltrops - NFL2K5 - Re: Caltrops Fantasy Football

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by I need clarification 08/14/2004, 10:13pm PDT

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

whydirt wrote:

Why not throw some of us in to round out the 12? The draft could be done online - IN REAL TIME! - with IRC or an AIM chatroom. I'd need a couple days to prepare since I don't even have 12 friends ~~into the NFL~~ I work until 5:00 EST on Saturday and 3:00 EST on Sunday, but other than that I should be fine as long as I've got advanced notice.

Basically, my friends are a bunch of assholes and half of them I wouldn't feel comfortable introducing them to anyone under any circumstances because they're such rippingly lifeless degenerates. However! I'm all for putting together another league together because I got bounced out of Knuckles' league due to the fact that I have a gambling problem. More that I'm bad at gambling. It's sort of a long story.

No, please tell it. It sounds really FASCINATING and INTERESTING!!

Here's a story about me and gambling, in the meantime. Before I moved to Vegas, I went there with a couple of friends (a guy I knew and his girlfriend), and we stayed at the luxurious accomodations at Circus Circus (AKA BDR's pickup joint). So, we went out and played some blackjack, and I lost like $30, which was pretty much all the money I had at the time, so I was all pissed off and announced to both of them that I was GOING BACK TO THE ROOM and that FUCK THEM!!!

Anyway, I went back to the room as promised and went to sleep. I remember half-waking up in the middle of the night by some loud noise followed by some sloshing sounds or something, then went back to bed assuming I'd wet the bed (as usual).

So the next morning I get up and my buddy and his girl are in the other bed, and I wander into the bathroom and the entire floor is flooded with like two inches of water. I also notice that the water tank on the toilet is broken and the pieces of ceramic are just stuck back in there.

Craig the buddy wakes up and explains that he was sick and coughing so he went to the bathroom and leaned on the water tank and it "just broke." Then he said he was taking a shower and slipped and braced his hand on it and it "just broke." Finally, Jill wakes up and then he fesses up that they got home and were horny and didn't want to fuck in the same room I was sleeping in (THANKS!) and were fucking on the toilet and he's not the lightest guy in the world and he broke the toilet.

Then he called the front desk and yelled "the toilet is broken!" into the phone, hung up, and we ran out to the car and drove back to LA. I sulked the whole time because I was too broke to even eat at McDonald's and my friends had spent the night fucking in the bathroom, breaking toilets and flooding the whole place.

The end.