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I mean, shit, I googled the amazing 12 rules and I'll list them here with the original old saying in parentheses followed by Peterson's rewording:
Rule 1 (Use good posture) Stand up straight with your shoulders back
Rule 2 (The cobbler always wears the worst shoes) Treat yourself like you would someone you are responsible for helping
Rule 3 (A house divided against itself cannot stand) Make friends with people who want the best for you
Rule 4 (The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence) Compare yourself with who you were yesterday, not with who someone else is today
Rule 5 (Don't reward bad behavior) Do not let your children do anything that makes you dislike them
Rule 6 (People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones) Set your house in perfect order before you criticise the world
Rule 7 (It's about the Journey, not the Destination) Pursue what is meaningful (not what is expedient)
Rule 8 (Honesty is the best policy) Tell the truth – or, at least, don’t lie
Rule 9 (There's none so deaf as those who will not hear) Assume that the person you are listening to might know something you don’t
Rule 10 (Brevity is the soul of wit) Be precise in your speech
You know, so you don't get "taken out of context" all the goddamn time.
Rule 11 (All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy) Do not bother children when they are skate-boarding
Rule 12 (Stop and smell the roses) Pet a cat when you encounter one on the street
If what you really want is an illustration of some old sayings, once again Robert Greene's 48 Laws of Power. Not only do you get four times as many rules for living, the subject matter is Babylonian kings murdering their adopted brothers and parading their heads through the street instead of Peterson being stared down by a 2-year-old, and Greene's writing style is SO MUCH better than Peterson's. I never had trouble with SJWs in college but holy shit the one thing that I'm glad to have left behind is papers written in that Peterson-style pretentious convoluted prose that says, "I will confuse and intimidate you into giving me this grant!"
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Jordan B Peterson WINS! by Roop 01/18/2018, 8:21pm PST
Well if we're just showing off videos of political people having a good showing: by Mischief Maker 01/19/2018, 3:47pm PST
This isn't supposed to be a thread for interviewers caught wanting dick NT by Roop 01/19/2018, 11:41pm PST
This is the guy who is supposed to be Satan? by Judge Barry 01/20/2018, 1:34pm PST
The only unfortunate thing about him is that he's got a boy band member's name NT by Jack Bauer 01/20/2018, 1:41pm PST
An alt-right nazi philospher who unleashed a troll army on this poor poor woman NT by Roop 01/23/2018, 12:28pm PST
I predict a rapid flame out for this guy, as opposed to Sam Harris' slow burn. by Mischief Maker 02/08/2018, 4:14pm PST
I predict a rapid flame out for this guy, as opposed to Sam Harris' slow burn. by John Gulp 02/08/2018, 6:16pm PST
That's probably why the tweet included a video. It's just a minute and a half. NT by Mischief Maker 02/08/2018, 6:36pm PST
Re: That's probably why the tweet included a video. It's just a minute and a by Bret Weinstein 02/08/2018, 11:50pm PST
SO WHAT YOURE SAYING IS, MEN AND WOMEN CANT WORK TOGETHER IN NT by hahahah holy shit 02/08/2018, 6:25pm PST
Me too by Roop 02/09/2018, 4:30am PST
Re: Me too by Mischief Maker 02/09/2018, 6:44pm PST
Necessary clarification. by Mischief Maker 02/09/2018, 7:03pm PST
Re: Me too by Roop 02/10/2018, 2:24am PST
Re: Me too by Walt Flanagan 02/10/2018, 7:58pm PST
How do you guys keep up with this stuff without wanting to kill yourselves? by Worm 02/10/2018, 8:10am PST
Why wasn't I consulted?! NT by Worm, a godless idiot 02/10/2018, 8:39am PST
So you're saying it takes the grace of god to not be bored to death by this shit by Worm 02/10/2018, 1:25pm PST
Comedy podcasts by Roop 02/10/2018, 2:29pm PST
What Bill Burr does is incredibly hard. How can you teach that? NT by Ulrachi 02/10/2018, 8:00pm PST
Joe Rogan got so repetitious I couldn't take it anymore. by Mischief Maker 02/12/2018, 7:42pm PST
Me too! by Roop 02/12/2018, 8:07pm PST
Re: Joe Rogan got so repetitious I couldn't take it anymore. by Ulrachi 02/25/2018, 8:45am PST
No idea NT by Aaron Swartz 02/10/2018, 7:59pm PST
The rapid flame-out begins? by Mischief Maker 03/22/2018, 7:05am PDT
No, no, Peterson's right by Mysterio 03/22/2018, 7:31am PDT
Not yet by Roop 03/22/2018, 11:36am PDT
With all this dueling youtube shit why do you guys even bother to type anymore? NT by Worm 03/22/2018, 12:22pm PDT
When are you going to give up this schtick by Vested Id 03/22/2018, 12:43pm PDT
I'm not going to care about your MCM, fag. NT by Worm 03/23/2018, 10:31am PDT
Jonesy why do you have a hardon for Worm, he just shows up and shits in discussi NT by You banned the last guy who did tha 03/23/2018, 12:25pm PDT
If I got banned I'd be roughly 20 or 30 million times worse. by Worm 03/23/2018, 4:00pm PDT
I'm just making fun of people who use this hysteric as a father figure, here. by Mischief Maker 03/22/2018, 3:39pm PDT
I disavow paragraph 4 of the last post. That was unnecessarily mean of me. NT by Mischief Maker 03/22/2018, 3:46pm PDT
Re: I'm just making fun of people who use this hysteric as a father figure, he by Vested Id 03/22/2018, 4:51pm PDT
When? by Roop 03/23/2018, 3:27am PDT
Left field random in interviews to make OWNED videos, old hat repackaged in book NT by Mischief Maker 03/23/2018, 6:40am PDT
Did Peterson fuck your wife or do you just have a hate-boner for him because NT by El Chapo hates him? 03/24/2018, 10:51am PDT
I hate the alt-light in general. Peterson's just their top dog at the moment. NT by Mischief Maker 03/25/2018, 1:29pm PDT
Peterson isn't alt-lite you dumb fuck. He's just a trad Christian. You are NT by dumb and not fooling anyone 03/25/2018, 2:07pm PDT
You just accused him of breaking the 7th and 10th commandments! NT by Trad Christian my ass! 03/25/2018, 4:00pm PDT
You get your views of religion from RationalWiki you fucking tard. You are so NT by fucking dumb and a tryhard. 03/25/2018, 7:40pm PDT
"tryhard", and dragging "RationalWiki" up out of nowhere as an insult NT by real fucking genius you are 03/26/2018, 9:17am PDT
Everyone breaks the 7th & 10th Commandments. BTW, what are they? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/16/2018, 5:21pm PDT
Alt-right likes Peterson, rag on Peterson. Peterson likes Solzhenitsyn, NT by dismiss Solzhenitsyn as fiction? 03/25/2018, 5:55pm PDT
Yes to the first. When did I say the second? NT by Mischief Maker 03/25/2018, 8:25pm PDT
It's in the NYT article you linked. Maybe you should have read it. NT by Stop skimming. 03/25/2018, 9:31pm PDT
I was making fun of Peterson's silly response, not defending the article itself. NT by Mischief Maker 03/25/2018, 9:45pm PDT
you care about the stupidest shit NT by haha 03/25/2018, 9:49pm PDT
Let me put it this way: If my choices are being a fascist or engaging in NT by Gulag denialism then Sieg Heil 03/26/2018, 9:42pm PDT
Gulag denial the version of holocaust denial that gets nazis really upset. NT by Worm 03/27/2018, 1:52pm PDT
Jordan Peterson isnt a Holocaust denier. So what are you talking about? NT by Mysterio 03/27/2018, 4:16pm PDT
I'm talking about the guy I'm replying to. by Worm 03/27/2018, 6:47pm PDT
Quick NT by watch the lecture that uses it 03/27/2018, 7:15pm PDT
'Don't expect me to educate you' & in reference to this timecube level shit lol by Worm 03/27/2018, 8:00pm PDT
Sure, where did the graph come from by Wormsight 03/27/2018, 9:37pm PDT
Whups, spoke too soon by Wormsight 03/27/2018, 9:58pm PDT
sounds GAY NT by Worm 03/28/2018, 10:00am PDT
(psst Worm: Peterson explaining the graph ^^^) NT by The Nudger 03/28/2018, 10:00am PDT
I mean you know I'm never watching that fucking shit. by Worm 03/28/2018, 10:17am PDT
Picture hating a dude because he's liked by the wrong people so much you turn NT by into a fucking tankie. That's Worm 03/27/2018, 9:47pm PDT
Didn't know who he was until you fags started talking about him and don't care. by Worm 03/28/2018, 10:06am PDT
Ah the closing argument, what a relief NT by Roop 03/28/2018, 10:54am PDT
Will the anime figurine guy stumble onto a meaningful retort NT by So different than the Cables 03/29/2018, 10:35am PDT
There's got to be a subreddit to circlejerk about peterson right? by Worm 03/29/2018, 2:10pm PDT
There's the main one, the anti-one, then the circlejerk one & girls for Peterson by *swoooon* 03/31/2018, 5:31pm PDT
"timecube level shit lol" with 263 scholarly citations NT by Roop 03/28/2018, 12:37am PDT
It's a level of complexity beyond anime NT by Clean up your timecube 03/28/2018, 12:54am PDT
263! THAT'S A LOT! NT by Worm 03/28/2018, 10:01am PDT
Yes NT by Roop 03/28/2018, 10:51am PDT
IT'S OVER 200!!! NT by Vegeta 03/28/2018, 11:30am PDT
Yeah not bad at all for one book/paper. He's had over 9k his whole career NT by But the timecubz! Derrrrrrr 03/28/2018, 11:54am PDT
You don't think he coulda down the graph without dragon and shit? NT by Really? 03/28/2018, 12:19pm PDT
I dun no mite have downed a purty flowur stead? It a mystery! by Roop 03/28/2018, 1:41pm PDT
Anita didn't have one graph with a dragon in it. Not one! by *done, rip 03/28/2018, 2:02pm PDT
Re: Anita didn't have one graph with a dragon in it. Not one! by Roop 03/28/2018, 2:43pm PDT
Probably has something to do with them being super FUCKING SWEET by Dr4g0n_L0v3rxxx69 03/28/2018, 3:03pm PDT
Damn, if page count and total citations aren't proof of an argument's validity NT by I don't know what is! 03/28/2018, 5:12pm PDT
Hey, don't insult our journalism "implying" style NT by Intercept 03/29/2018, 2:52pm PDT
I heard Nazis like to breath air NT by Roop 03/26/2018, 12:23am PDT
Mischief Maker reminds me of people who think Faygo is a white trash clown drink NT by just because Juggalos love it. 03/26/2018, 1:18am PDT
But why Peterson as your guru? Why not Tony Robbins or Deepak Chopra? by MM 03/26/2018, 3:52pm PDT
So what you're saying is it's the Kermit voice? by Mysterio, "Muppet Leader" 03/26/2018, 6:58pm PDT
F, G, and I'd like to buy a vowel. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/26/2018, 7:17pm PDT
Clapped by the Commander! NT by Clean your room, bucko 03/26/2018, 8:52pm PDT
The list isn't the book by Vested Id 03/26/2018, 11:09pm PDT
Re: But why Peterson as your guru? Why not Tony Robbins or Deepak Chopra? by Roop 03/27/2018, 4:29am PDT
So pointless letting MM lead conversation on this topic by unless you like setting up smears 03/26/2018, 12:38pm PDT
Yeah, I'm kind of a dick. NT by MM 03/26/2018, 3:30pm PDT
Well, you're stupid too. A dumb dick is much worse than a smart dick. NT by RIP Steve Jobs 03/29/2018, 2:54pm PDT
I lost twitter links to Ghostery or some armor, because it's 3rd party tracking. NT by The Helpiness Engine 03/23/2018, 3:10pm PDT
ContraPoints finally weighs in. by Mischief Maker 05/06/2018, 8:41pm PDT
ZZZZzzzzzzzZZzzz NT by guy who fell asleep watching 05/06/2018, 9:15pm PDT
Sounds like you're needing some trip hoppin lofi Jordan B Peterson beats by Roop 05/07/2018, 12:56am PDT
Do things get more embarrassing than this? NT by Worm 05/07/2018, 5:07am PDT
For that, keep your eye on Knuckle Shuffle NT by Roop 05/07/2018, 5:25am PDT
The best part was, "Y'know on the Left we don't really tell people what to do." by Roop 05/07/2018, 4:12am PDT
This is terrible. This person is rightfully irrelevant. by Horus Truthteller 05/07/2018, 8:01pm PDT
Sinking into irrelevance faster than JP without hitting a fraction of his peak NT by Another time MM was wrong 05/07/2018, 10:00pm PDT
MM, you guys keep doing this and we get Trump's second term. by Josh Norman 05/18/2018, 5:04pm PDT
Kermit leans back, sips from mug by Vested Id 05/18/2018, 5:47pm PDT
Hahah, he is killing her with kindness. NT by I hate Comcast 05/18/2018, 9:01pm PDT
Re: Kermit leans back, sips from mug by Roop 05/18/2018, 11:29pm PDT
Rule 13: LOL at this photo, holy shit NT by Vested Id 05/18/2018, 11:50pm PDT
What are you, my crazy co-dependent girlfriend? by Mischief Maker 05/19/2018, 8:38am PDT
Re: What are you, my crazy co-dependent girlfriend? by Josh Norman 05/19/2018, 11:04am PDT
You aren't named after the football player? NT by Eury 05/19/2018, 11:28am PDT
Oh God, that's even worse! by Mischief Maker 05/19/2018, 3:07pm PDT
Did someone mention Jordan B Peterson Comics!?! by Roop 05/19/2018, 5:20pm PDT
Yes manga of jb peterson is exactly what middle america craves by Worm 05/19/2018, 6:09pm PDT
Sounds to me like your bar friends need to engage in a self authoring program NT by Roop 05/19/2018, 8:22pm PDT
I want my Sunday morning back. by Mischief Maker 05/20/2018, 7:39am PDT
Agree on scientism, shapiro by Kermit Sharia 05/20/2018, 10:27am PDT
Sarkeesian may be gone... by Mischief Maker 05/20/2018, 3:38pm PDT
I sure do by Kermit Sharia 05/20/2018, 6:01pm PDT
Arguing with bots by Mysterio Lollerson 05/20/2018, 6:26pm PDT
I'm pretty sure this last post's a bot. "Trump gets 2nd term"-bot. NT by MM 05/20/2018, 6:31pm PDT
I was just trying wry commentary on recent events. I failed you. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 05/20/2018, 9:22pm PDT
Well let's all be honest. The embassy in Jerusalem is what may give Trump 2020. NT by More % evangelicals than McCain 05/23/2018, 2:06am PDT
Such devastating logic! I am so triggered and in need of a safe place now! by Roop 05/20/2018, 8:10pm PDT
I'm pretty sure Roop caught sko smoothlobe disease by Saltlord 05/21/2018, 7:47am PDT
This the best pushback he's going to get? by Vested Id 05/21/2018, 11:18am PDT
how can you possibly doubt peterson until you watch HOURS OF BORING LECTURES???? by Worm 05/21/2018, 3:33pm PDT
I am going to drive you off this site. NT by Mysterio Queller Person 05/21/2018, 3:47pm PDT
Just have icj implement a YEETerson verification quiz. NT by Worm 05/21/2018, 4:08pm PDT
And the best this choade came up with was trolling me to say I'm the Republican NT by Roop 05/21/2018, 8:44pm PDT
Just want to take an opportunity for the handpuppet by Kermit Sharia 05/21/2018, 10:08pm PDT
Reading True Allegiance really gave me respect for Ben by Saltlord 05/20/2018, 11:05am PDT
Never mind. You're literally the reason why he got elected. NT by Josh Norman 05/19/2018, 5:25pm PDT
Blue Collar workers actually don't have the time to watch jo beaterson talk abou by Worm 05/19/2018, 6:06pm PDT
Let me step in here with an example. by Mysterio Queller Guy 05/19/2018, 6:31pm PDT
Woah buddy if you keep giving us sweet tips like this it'll be a BLUE TSUNAMI by Worm 05/19/2018, 6:52pm PDT
Re: Woah buddy if you keep giving us sweet tips like this it'll be a by Mysterio Queller Guy 05/19/2018, 6:56pm PDT
lol you shifted to this anti-semite thing so fucking fast my head is spinning by Worm 05/19/2018, 7:54pm PDT
Fine - I don't care for him and I'd rather get back to making fun. NT by Mysterio Queller Guy 05/19/2018, 8:26pm PDT
Whoops! My bad. NT by Mischief Maker 05/20/2018, 5:22am PDT
hahah by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/20/2018, 1:21pm PDT
Normal slobs don't know who this fag is and don't care NT by Worm 05/19/2018, 10:52am PDT
And watch your language. Boy. NT by Mysterio Queller Guy 05/19/2018, 7:04pm PDT
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