by Vested Id 11/14/2019, 8:04pm PST
VIDEO
One-night stand with black woman, makes her breakfast, turns out she's a transsexual, or not, it's hypothetical — or not! I can't tell. Every single line is scripted and delivered with total dedication to the word on the page, no matter how shallow it turns out to be ("The walk of shame is easier on a full stomach!"). She says his penis isn't that big but it's nice though, fucked her good!
A phony scene about a possibly phony female, the point is CK is a good sport all around.
Harry Knowles - disgusting blob, sexual predator by Rafiki 09/28/2017, 6:39pm PDT
Hey now, you can't forget about his musing on the tv-series Heroes by Sfia 10/01/2017, 3:26pm PDT
Or when he fell asleep during Inception because of an all-nighter by skip 10/01/2017, 5:00pm PDT
It is difficult for a man to accept that he is a sexual zero. NT by Mysterio 10/01/2017, 8:57pm PDT
He's married by Vested Id 10/01/2017, 9:02pm PDT
Harvey Weinstein - disgusting blob, sexual predator NT by skip 10/14/2017, 5:36pm PDT
All outlets would tell you Weinstein kicked this all off. Caltrops knows better by Roop 12/07/2017, 2:47pm PST
Robert Scoble - disgusting blob, sexual predator by skip 10/27/2017, 4:11am PDT
You can go to haveibeenpwned.com to see if your personal data has been leaked. by Garak Cunt-Killer 10/27/2017, 6:57am PDT
Ask Scoble if their accusations are true harassment and go to rehab for your NT by online porn addiction 10/27/2017, 11:35am PDT
Louis CK - disgusting blob, sexual predator? by Saltlord 11/10/2017, 6:55pm PST
Someone fucking explain to me why Polanski was immune to this. NT by Judge Barry 11/10/2017, 7:01pm PST
Disgusting blob and sexual predator Donald Trump wasn't president. NT by Mischief Backlash 11/10/2017, 7:09pm PST
And the media hadn't begun profiting from continuous focus on disgusting blobs by Saltlord 11/10/2017, 7:49pm PST
1978 and 2017 are very different. Let me know if you need further explanation. NT by HISTORY BUFF 11/26/2017, 10:15pm PST
It wasn't even creepy to hit on teens then! Right?...right?? NT by Roy Moore 11/27/2017, 10:04am PST
fuck no! NT by Jerry Lee Lewis 11/27/2017, 4:50pm PST
Don't worry buddy! I got your back. I'll just discredit the Post. NT by James O'Keefe 11/27/2017, 7:49pm PST
Roman Polanski is a fugitive from justice who cannot return to the United States NT by binkbot 11/27/2017, 7:26pm PST
To be perfectly honest, it ruins his work. by Mischief Maker 11/24/2017, 7:27am PST
Horace & Pete is still watchable NT by Saltlord 11/27/2017, 3:03am PST
It was never watchable NT by Vested Id 11/27/2017, 9:42am PST
It was great, you have terrible taste. NT by Saltlord 11/14/2019, 3:07pm PST
It's great if you have no taste by Vested Id 11/14/2019, 3:16pm PST
Re: It's great if you have no taste by Vested Id 11/14/2019, 4:17pm PST
Don't really care, your opinions are without value. NT by Saltlord 11/14/2019, 5:25pm PST
I'll expand by Vested Id 11/14/2019, 5:40pm PST
Clip by Vested Id 11/14/2019, 8:04pm PST
You got me on that episode. NT by Saltlord 11/14/2019, 8:32pm PST
I think comedians are different than musicians on this by Fullofkittens 11/27/2017, 7:21am PST
I dunno man, I think comedians might be more fucked up than musicians by Roop 11/27/2017, 9:13am PST
Re: I dunno man, I think comedians might be more fucked up than musicians by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/27/2017, 11:36am PST
But his jokes didn't revolve around groupies. by Mischief Maker 11/27/2017, 11:54am PST
Re: I think comedians are different than musicians on this by Vested Id 11/27/2017, 10:24am PST
This bugs me a lot more than the masturbation jokes by fabio 11/27/2017, 4:49pm PST
(Pushes button in art gallery that yells NIGGER in CKs voice) NT by What about that one 11/27/2017, 10:03am PST
Picking sides by Mysterio Lollerson 12/09/2017, 6:39pm PST
Doctor Who (the character, not the actor) by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/27/2017, 11:35pm PST
Matt Lauer - sexual predator, comic book villain by Rafiki 11/30/2017, 6:20pm PST
not to defend or condone Lauer by Fullofkittens 11/30/2017, 7:36pm PST
That's the weakest defense ever. NT by Of course laudablepuss made it 11/30/2017, 7:45pm PST
Man, someone was on laudable's dick so bad they can't even read. NT by The Happiness Engine 12/01/2017, 3:56pm PST
I invite you to Twitter where this has been answered many times over by Vested Id 11/30/2017, 8:18pm PST
That doesn't answer anything, it just tells me a lot of people had a rape button NT by Rafiki 11/30/2017, 9:24pm PST
Although Lauer is a turd, having a moral panic about door close buttons is silly by blackwater 12/08/2017, 11:06pm PST
RAPE BUTTON! NT by the Caltrops dream, at long last 12/01/2017, 8:38pm PST
James Levine - disgusting blob, sexual predator by skip 12/10/2017, 7:06am PST
Mario Batali - disgusting etc., or Knowles in a toque NT by Vested Id 12/11/2017, 5:09pm PST
Tavis Smiley, Charlie Rose - public TV personalities, sexual predators NT by skip 12/18/2017, 6:19pm PST
Tavis Smiley almost seems pissed off by Roop 12/19/2017, 12:09am PST
Scott Baio - disgusting blob, sexual predator NT by No, not the star of "Zapped" too! 02/08/2018, 3:28pm PST
Maybe not. This was someone Nicole Eggert couldn't wait to work with again by John Gulp 02/08/2018, 6:14pm PST
Re: Harry Knowles - disgusting blob, sexual predator by Kirahu Nagasawa 02/08/2018, 6:50pm PST
Kotaku wrote an article about this by Kirahu Nagasawa 02/13/2018, 9:21am PST
Games journalism continues to be reprehensible and terrible by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/15/2018, 7:48am PST
John Kricfalusi - disgusting blob, sexual predator by blackwater 04/03/2018, 8:29am PDT
Broke my heart to find out Stepin Fetchit beat his wife with a broomstick. :( by Thanks Wikipedia 11/14/2019, 10:34am PST
Adam Savage reportedly called himself "raping blob" while molesting sister NT by IPB 06/30/2020, 2:38pm PDT
He agreed with everything his sister said!! by Mysterio 06/30/2020, 4:19pm PDT
Sounds like a case for Mythbusters. It can be the raping blobs special reunion NT by IPB 06/30/2020, 4:48pm PDT
"I hope she finds the help she needs" NT by Doctor Professor Christine Blasey F 06/30/2020, 5:48pm PDT
#BELIEVEBLOBS NT by Steve Blobs 06/30/2020, 6:49pm PDT