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time for an objective look at the two by FABIO 08/17/2004, 1:31pm PDT
By going down the checklist of what makes a game awesome.


Smashing scumbags' faces into the pavement until they talk?




Punisher: Yes
HL2: No


Human shields?



Punisher: Yes
HL2: No


Smashing scumbags' faces into a pool of piranhas until they talk?



Punisher: YES
HL2: No


WHERE'S THE GIRL?!!!!



Punisher: Yes
HL2: No


Smashing scumbags' faces into an OIL FRYER until they talk?



Punisher: Yes
HL2: No


Non-linear torture gameplay?



Punisher: Yes
HL2: No


WOOD CHIPPER!



Punisher: YES
HL2: No


Shooting spiders



Punisher: No
HL2: Yes


Ha ha, just kidding about spiders (being awesome).
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Tales of Symphonia by FABIO 08/15/2004, 10:49pm PDT
    Re: Tales of Symphonia by Creexul :( 08/16/2004, 12:15am PDT
        Re: Tales of Symphonia by Mysterio 08/16/2004, 4:30pm PDT
            Re: Tales of Symphonia by Creexul :( 08/16/2004, 9:27pm PDT
        than The Punisher? Probably not NT by FABIO 08/17/2004, 1:48am PDT
            Than everything. And on the contrary: definitely yes. NT by Creexul :( 08/17/2004, 5:09am PDT
                time for an objective look at the two by FABIO 08/17/2004, 1:31pm PDT
                    My HL2: Lumberjack mod has this covered. by Jay Schilling Softworks 08/17/2004, 3:38pm PDT
                    Im assuming that by spiders you mean ant lions by The Joosh 09/02/2004, 9:40pm PDT
                        Those aren't SPIDERS, those are TRITES! TRITES! NT by id 09/03/2004, 7:31pm PDT
                    thq torture contest by Asmo 09/03/2004, 6:15pm PDT
                    Torture is going to feel wierd if all the faces look so nonchalant. NT by Worm 09/03/2004, 7:52pm PDT
                        they all look like that by FABIO 09/04/2004, 12:02am PDT
                            Re: they all look like that by Worm 09/04/2004, 10:29am PDT
                        Re: Torture is going to feel wierd if all the faces look so nonchalant. by Quentin Beck 02/03/2006, 2:18pm PST
                        thx wrom NT by laudablepuss-bot 08/20/2007, 3:13pm PDT
    Re: Tales of Symphonia by wireface 08/16/2004, 10:49am PDT
    Re: Tales of Symphonia by Rafiki 08/17/2004, 3:19pm PDT
        Re: Tales of Symphonia by FABIO 08/28/2004, 4:33pm PDT
    okay change this one to negative by FABIO 08/28/2004, 12:04pm PDT
    Re: Tales of Symphonia by Pearson 11/15/2004, 3:02pm PST
        Re: Tales of Symphonia by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/15/2004, 3:21pm PST
        Perhaps you should lick a few less Japanese asses, this game sucked. NT by kthor 11/15/2004, 3:35pm PST
        Re: Tales of Symphonia by False 11/15/2004, 4:32pm PST
        dastardly review! by FABIO 11/15/2004, 6:27pm PST
            Re: dastardly review! by Pearson 11/15/2004, 10:54pm PST
                You're stupid and have bad taste and lick and suck and cuddle dicks NT by kthor 11/16/2004, 1:03pm PST
                    No need to be irrational or obscene by Pearson 11/16/2004, 5:20pm PST
                        Fuck you. Go die. by Worm 11/16/2004, 6:21pm PST
                        To quote Mr. Scarface - by kthor 11/16/2004, 6:46pm PST
                        Go back to fucking Kuro5hin, you fucking faggot. NT by OMM OP OPP OG PHD 11/16/2004, 8:49pm PST
        Re: Tales of Symphonia by john 08/20/2007, 9:16am PDT
            What Your Talking About vs. Get Off Ur Religious High Horse NT by Whoever Wins, We Lose 08/20/2007, 11:38am PDT
            It's ripping of Christianity? NT by Grumah 08/20/2007, 3:14pm PDT
            Re: Tales of Symphonia by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/20/2007, 9:35pm PDT
                Thanks for reminding me that FABIO liked SO 2 by Lizard_King 08/21/2007, 11:22pm PDT
    Re: Tales of Symphonia by Bananadine 09/09/2007, 7:26pm PDT
        Same thing for Tales of Destiny/whatevery for the PS1 that me and joh cooped by Grumah 09/10/2007, 12:20am PDT
        the old "it really takes off after hour 6!" j_RPG defense by FABIO 09/10/2007, 1:08pm PDT
            Re: the old "it really takes off after hour 6!" j_RPG defense by Quentin Beck 09/11/2007, 8:27pm PDT
                but now I am embarrassed :( NT by Bananadine 09/11/2007, 8:27pm PDT
    Re: Tales of Symphonia by Mysterious Stranger 01/30/2010, 12:07am PST
        Re: Tales of Symphonia by This is Chris's Blood 01/30/2010, 10:36pm PST
        Welcome to Caltrops! NT by Strunk and White 01/30/2010, 10:49pm PST
 
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