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| Documentation by laudablepuss 10/19/2020, 11:05am PDT | ||||
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| Me: God my former boss just loves to drive my moral through the fucking floor
My friend: How can a former boss do that? Me: Talk to me about the fucking documentation procedure, guy who torpedoed our documentation repeatedly. Also, I wasn't the guy working on this, the guy we fired was Me: He's now a colleague, more or less Me: and talking to him is sometimes just death Me: Here's my new documentation procedure 1) draw dick pics on notebook paper 2) scan it to email 3) send to larry [Note: random annoying customer] Me: I just want to punish anyone who asks me this question My friend: "laudable, how many dicks would you say you draw in a week?" Me: Oh shit, is it my performance review again Me: How many did I say I was going to last time? *sweats* My friend: You said you would get into giga-dick territory Me: I see I was drunk at my last perf review |
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