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Re: How long are a gay person's legs? by laudablepuss 04/28/2022, 9:53pm PDT
Kirby Super Star wrote:

Long enough to reach the ground.

Okay, I think that's all of them. Even this last joke was technically about giraffes, but I tweaked it a bit to be about gays as well. Let me know if you hear any more good ones.


I got two legs and they reach the ground

And when I move them, I walk around

And when I lift them, I climb the stairs

And when I shave them, they ain't got hairs

(Monty Python's Incomplete and Rather Poorly Illustrated Song Book)
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