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I used to watch her on Medium. Every... Monday? I think it was Monday, at least at first. They had to switch networks at some point. She was so fuckin hot, with tits just as big as Jennifer Love Hewitt, but on a much higher budget show than The Ghost Wankerer. And each week in the teaser, she'd have some crazy fucking dream, and she'd wake her husband up (in her tight fuckin pyjama shirt) going OHH GOD I'M A INSANE FEMOID, COMFORT ME. And he'd be like yeah okay whatever, I believe your dream visions, I'm the guy from Zak Snyder's Dawn of the Dead who worked in a Best Buy, so I'm used to getting walked all over. Then after the credits she'd wake up in the morning and go all Hercule Poirot, capably solving that shit for the police, just like the lady who inspired it in real life solved several crimes for the police with her actual psychic powers. Medium is on the shortlist of TV shows I hope they show in Hell, because I could watch that shit all eternity. |
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Did anyone watch the hearing? by laudablepuss 06/09/2022, 7:23pm PDT 
They won't because Fox News told them not to watch it. NT by Mischief Maker 06/09/2022, 7:24pm PDT
Multiple members of Congress were seeking pardons for their role in attempting NT by to overturn the election 06/09/2022, 8:04pm PDT
This part was great. Bill Barr. by Mysterio 06/09/2022, 8:08pm PDT
Not gonna beat up on anyone here. But man, this is rough. by Mysterio 06/09/2022, 8:21pm PDT
Powerful by h0 06/09/2022, 8:43pm PDT
I genuinely pity you. by Mysterio 06/09/2022, 8:54pm PDT
Nobody stupider than a guy who thinks that Tucker Carlson cares about NT by gas prices. Wow. 06/09/2022, 8:58pm PDT
Everyone cares about higher gas prices, lol by h0 06/09/2022, 9:35pm PDT
Re: Everyone cares about higher gas prices, lol by laudablepuss 06/09/2022, 10:04pm PDT
He won't take that glance, Tucker told him not to. NT by Mischief Maker 06/09/2022, 10:06pm PDT
Why is anyone conversing with this creature? What is the point of this? NT by pinback 06/11/2022, 8:23am PDT
People say the same about you constantly NT by and yet here we are 06/11/2022, 11:31pm PDT
No they don't. by Diskkkord Kkkrew 06/12/2022, 11:47am PDT
"Lies." NT by Yaris 06/09/2022, 10:20pm PDT
Re: Everyone cares about higher gas prices, lol by Mysterio 06/09/2022, 10:25pm PDT
Of course they want this to be about gas prices by Gaige Grosskreutz 06/09/2022, 10:29pm PDT
Tucker is rich, therefore gas prices are just fine by Ideology über alles 06/10/2022, 8:19pm PDT
Re: Tucker is rich, therefore gas prices are just fine by Mysterio 06/10/2022, 9:23pm PDT
"You're deflecting!" he sobbed by while deflecting 06/10/2022, 10:18pm PDT
GAS PRICES!!!!!!! by Mysterio 06/10/2022, 10:49pm PDT
And that's why the 2nd amendment by is so important 06/11/2022, 12:09am PDT
Re: And that's why the 2nd amendment is so important by laudablepuss 06/11/2022, 5:14am PDT
Re: And that's why the 2nd amendment is so important by Execute the Proud Boys 06/11/2022, 5:38am PDT
Weird that school shootings didn't make your list of crocodile tears NT by Execute the Proud Boys 06/11/2022, 12:05am PDT
If you wanted a 100% guarantee of your child's safety, you should've by aborted them 06/11/2022, 12:21am PDT
"oh no blowjobs are getting too good, we'd better put the brakes on" by you 06/11/2022, 9:52am PDT
Extraordinary NT by hO 06/11/2022, 11:31am PDT
Shut the fuck up. NT by Fat Autistic Fuck 06/11/2022, 12:20pm PDT
Smart guy, guess I don't get the rage, *hmmm* by hO 06/11/2022, 1:05pm PDT
Shut the fuck up. NT by Fat Autistic Fuck 06/11/2022, 1:44pm PDT
I would rather get a blowjob from Patricia Arquette, but I'm willing to settle by for (14+ years old) children. 06/11/2022, 7:22pm PDT
Cite? NT by laudablepuss 06/11/2022, 5:30am PDT
Wow my inbox is blowing up NT by h0 06/09/2022, 10:38pm PDT
ur brainwashed NT by ur brainwashed 06/09/2022, 11:42pm PDT
Re: Powerful by Mischief Maker 06/09/2022, 10:03pm PDT
Crazy by hO 06/10/2022, 10:02am PDT
Hey man, how many cartons of eggs did Tucker buy this week? NT by Gaige Grosskreutz 06/10/2022, 10:26am PDT
I never eat.................................................. eggs NT by Count Tucker 06/10/2022, 10:51am PDT
Tucker took no commercials to stop guys like h0 from flipping over NT by lololololol 06/10/2022, 5:43pm PDT
Headlines thanks to these traitors by Mysterio 06/10/2022, 6:26pm PDT
How many consecutive times did you jizz your pants when you first heard who was by on the Jan6 committee 06/10/2022, 8:23pm PDT
it's truly insane that you think this is about ideology by laudablepuss 06/10/2022, 8:53pm PDT
It's about milking an overblown event for political capital NT by Sorry 06/10/2022, 9:40pm PDT
It's overblown now that it's not Antifa BTW NT by Mysterio 06/10/2022, 10:51pm PDT
Revere the constitution you fascists! by Just not the parts I hate 06/10/2022, 10:22pm PDT
I'm gonna vote for the party that wants to hang their VP by fucking moron 06/17/2022, 9:23am PDT
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