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It's owned by literally the world's richest man by blackwater 12/08/2022, 3:31pm PST
Maybe Elon's wealth will collapse somehow but that will happen for some other reason, like Tesla's stock collapsing, not because of what happens on the bird site.

Elon's wealth won't vanish because someone at Twitter spent too much on lattes or even because they were dumb with their cloud costs (and the old management was very dumb about costs, let's be clear)

As an aside, it's funny how people dunk on Elon as an inhuman monster for cutting costs (by firing people or whatever) and simultaneously ask WHEN WILL TWITTER START MINTING THE MONEYS???? Is it possible these two things are connected? Hmm. (thinking face emoji)

Anyway the important thing is that the engagement machine is continuing to keep you engaged. Whether it does that by pleasing you or enraging you makes no different to the bottom line, apparently. Keep liking, sharing, and retweeting all this stupid bullshit about the funny-looking guy with the weird name
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New "Twitter is failing" thread by Dick Clownshoes 11/21/2022, 8:56am PST
    Fine. NT by Mysterio from down below. 11/21/2022, 9:18am PST
    Meanehile in Europe by JPG Man 11/21/2022, 10:21am PST
        Gottem by H-anon 11/21/2022, 10:24am PST
            "Hoops." NT by oh deary 11/21/2022, 10:32am PST
    They're down to 300 employees at Twitter HQ, supposedly by blackwater 11/21/2022, 12:38pm PST
        Re: They're down to 300 employees at Twitter HQ, supposedly by Horus Truthteller 11/21/2022, 12:45pm PST
            I dunno . . . by laudablepuss 12/04/2022, 3:37pm PST
                hey..... NT by Tommy T 12/05/2022, 11:30am PST
                    Haha I just saw that hbomberguy youtube NT by laudablepuss 12/05/2022, 4:51pm PST
    Next stop: White House? by HOHHC 11/21/2022, 3:34pm PST
    C'mon, baby, please! by Mischief Maker 11/21/2022, 4:47pm PST
        Nobody owns Republicans harder than Donald Trump. NT by Mischief Maker 11/21/2022, 4:48pm PST
    Someone uploaded Fast and Furious in 2 minute chunks and got away with it by Mysterio 11/22/2022, 3:00pm PST
        Not since a journo snuck a swiss army knife through TSA check NT by Seanbaby 11/22/2022, 6:06pm PST
        Re: Someone uploaded Fast and Furious in 2 minute chunks and got away with it by laudablepuss 11/22/2022, 8:26pm PST
            Re: Someone uploaded Fast and Furious in 2 minute chunks and got away with it by Mysterio 11/22/2022, 8:33pm PST
                Yes, filth, yes yes... heh heh, filth, they don't understand. by Errors already exist, you see. 11/22/2022, 8:39pm PST
                    Why make a good point when you can just imply you have one? NT by Mischief Maker 11/22/2022, 8:54pm PST
                    I'm going to imply you off the internet, bootlicker NT by Mysterio 11/22/2022, 9:36pm PST
                    Re: Yes, filth, yes yes... heh heh, filth, they don't understand. by Bootlicker Identified 11/23/2022, 7:32am PST
                        Errors already in the system are like hot gay sex by Mysterio 11/23/2022, 10:33am PST
                            Rollin' with it! He's rolling with it. by Mysterio 11/23/2022, 12:28pm PST
                                I have failed to advance the science of trolling :( by Maybe more homophobic slurs? 11/23/2022, 3:00pm PST
                                    Happy Thanksgiving, Laudablepuss by And to your mother. 11/23/2022, 3:39pm PST
                                        uh, you too! NT by laudablepuss 11/23/2022, 5:11pm PST
            Re: Someone uploaded Fast and Furious in 2 minute chunks and got away with it by broncos witness protection 11/23/2022, 3:01pm PST
                hurr that was me NT by laudablepuss 11/23/2022, 3:01pm PST
    Babying Elon at Space X (+bonus story about Elon eating a giant penis cake) by Mischief Maker 11/23/2022, 6:00pm PST
        Re: Babying Elon at Space X (+bonus story about Elon eating a giant penis cake) by Dick Clownshoes 11/24/2022, 9:02am PST
    Re: New "Twitter is failing" thread by Horus Truthteller 11/24/2022, 9:01am PST
    The people have spoken. by Amnesty begins next week. 11/24/2022, 12:09pm PST
    Sir Cuntsalot couldn't get people paid by EUROS 11/28/2022, 9:21pm PST
        Deserve's got something to do with it NT by Cunt Eastwood 11/28/2022, 11:08pm PST
        Welcome to the party, pal! NT by Russian conscripts 11/28/2022, 11:29pm PST
        lol by Musk Misses Payroll 11/29/2022, 2:58pm PST
            I am glad Mush is the new whipping boy around here NT by Gaige Grosskreutz 11/29/2022, 3:07pm PST
    Twitter was scheming by HOHHC 12/02/2022, 4:06pm PST
        This was such a hit Elon is releasing even more information here soon NT by a part 2! B) 12/02/2022, 7:37pm PST
        Reporting tweets posting pix of Hunter Biden's shlong for TOS violation... NT by CRIME SCENE!!! 12/03/2022, 5:53am PST
            The Tree of Liberty is watered by Republican cum tributes! NT by Don't tread on me... too lightly! 12/06/2022, 6:09am PST
        Re: Twitter was scheming by Mischief Maker 12/05/2022, 9:32am PST
            Thanks to a righteous billionaire, honest journalism becomes possible NT by Warheads logo 12/05/2022, 9:51am PST
        Jack weighs in by MM 12/07/2022, 7:48pm PST
    New new Twitter is Failing thread by h0 12/04/2022, 1:20pm PST
        part of me hopes you posted the second tweet to laugh at it. but i dont think NT by you did 12/04/2022, 4:40pm PST
        Twitter is dying, according to millions of NPCs who post constantly on Twitter by blackwater 12/08/2022, 10:50am PST
            Is it in the black? NT by Mischief Mid-Boss 12/08/2022, 11:14am PST
                It's owned by literally the world's richest man by blackwater 12/08/2022, 3:31pm PST
                    Are you fat? NT by You seem fat. 12/08/2022, 5:16pm PST
                        How do you take your own pulse through all that fat, NT by fat finger pointer? 12/08/2022, 5:25pm PST
                    I'll take that as a "no." NT by Mischief REAL LIFE TONY STARK 12/08/2022, 8:02pm PST
                        Be honest, you knew this was a dumb question by when you asked it 12/08/2022, 8:46pm PST
                    You aren't informed enough to have an opinion here. by But what else is new. 12/09/2022, 6:33pm PST
    Sleep in the pod! Eat the bug! by Mischief Maker 12/06/2022, 6:20pm PST
        They will own nothing, have no privacy and never be happier. Winning. NT by Why aren't you happy for them, MM? 12/06/2022, 6:33pm PST
    Elon booed at Chapelle show by Mischief Maker 12/12/2022, 3:18pm PST
        Re: Elon booed at Chapelle show by laudablepuss 12/12/2022, 3:32pm PST
    Elon going on a banning frenzy of all his biggest critics by Mischief Maker 12/15/2022, 8:09pm PST
        Then he got dunked on in Twitter Spaces so he turned Twitter Spaces off entirely NT by Fullofkittens 12/16/2022, 5:52am PST
            Re: Then he got dunked on in Twitter Spaces so he turned Twitter Spaces off by lololololol 12/16/2022, 11:20am PST
        Re: Elon going on a banning frenzy of all his biggest critics by laudablepuss 12/16/2022, 12:17pm PST
            Update: he's a ridiculous liar by laudablepuss 12/17/2022, 9:27am PST
        No post the masked/gloved Antifa asshole stalking him? NT by hO 12/16/2022, 12:44pm PST
            Put some fucking effort into your posts here. by "Antifa" 12/16/2022, 1:54pm PST
                Yeah! NT by "Qtard" 12/16/2022, 3:00pm PST
                    Yeah! Why don't you people respect us cum-swilling Qanon retards? by Another qtard 12/16/2022, 3:38pm PST
                        I've never seen more pathetic people than qtards. Ever. by Mysterio 12/16/2022, 3:47pm PST
                            We must protect the feelings of our precious Q-shits by Jack D. Clownshoes 12/16/2022, 5:19pm PST
                                Re: We must protect the feelings of our precious Q-shits by Elon Mush banned elonjet 12/16/2022, 5:59pm PST
                                I have nothing to do with this website. NT by pinback 12/17/2022, 12:08am PST
                                They're here, coward. by Dick Clownshoes 12/17/2022, 10:58am PST
                                    Just checking in to see how your massive alt-right destruction is going. by Dick Clownshoes 12/17/2022, 9:03pm PST
                                        The silence of a dead site gone qtard no one wants to visit anymore means I win! NT by The dumbest mod alive 12/30/2022, 10:02pm PST NEW
                            Antifa believes communism just needs another shot. Equal-tarded. by The Spirit of Christmas 12/16/2022, 6:30pm PST
                                Re: Antifa believes communism just needs another shot. Equal-tarded. by Oh shut the fuck up 12/16/2022, 10:57pm PST
                                    Re: Antifa believes communism just needs another shot. Equal-tarded. by Puppetmaster of casual observation 12/17/2022, 9:21am PST
                                Nobody thinks antifa and communism have anything to do with one another by Mysterio2 12/17/2022, 3:07pm PST
                                    So you're trying to say it's a false equivalence NT by only too dumb to form the concept. 12/17/2022, 4:37pm PST
                                        It's your embarrassing string of posts, cunt, don't get snotty with me about it by Mysterio2 12/17/2022, 7:40pm PST
                                            Is it possible that ICJ and pinback are *both* Andrew Anglin? by Anti-Defamation Little League 12/17/2022, 8:06pm PST
                                                I have nothing to do with this website. NT by pinback 12/18/2022, 2:09am PST
                                                    Nothing.... except shine like a brilliant, beaming star. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/20/2022, 7:35am PST
                                                The only worthwhile part of this tit-slappery was your choice of pseudonym NT by Entropy Stew 12/21/2022, 1:00pm PST
                                                    This was but a small demonstration of my power. by Shitbag Pissbaby 12/21/2022, 6:30pm PST
                            you're wide-eyed & earnest endorsement of censorship is by duly noted 12/17/2022, 2:07am PST
                                *your you retard NT by you're argument is invalid 12/17/2022, 2:08am PST
                                Re: you're wide-eyed & earnest endorsement of censorship is by Mysterious Stranger 12/17/2022, 3:29am PST
            A new record.day for Twitter usage! by Elon said it! 12/16/2022, 4:53pm PST
        Let's reframe this by HOHHC 12/16/2022, 12:49pm PST
            Daily reminder that it never was about free speech for the right, centrists. by MM 12/16/2022, 1:09pm PST
                Olbermann was banned for T&S civil disobedience by HOHHC 12/16/2022, 1:15pm PST
                    Re: Olbermann was banned for T&S civil disobedience by Mysterio 12/16/2022, 4:14pm PST
                        Re: Olbermann was banned for T&S civil disobedience by HOHHC 12/16/2022, 5:05pm PST
                            Fine. I take back the cuck line, it was uncalled for. NT by Elon Mush banned elonjet 12/16/2022, 6:04pm PST
                            wouldn't it be exciting if I was shadowbanned by laudablepuss 12/16/2022, 6:10pm PST
                                Re: wouldn't it be exciting if I was shadowbanned by Mysterio2 12/16/2022, 6:29pm PST
                                Turns out it was more lies, shocking by laudablepuss 12/20/2022, 8:55am PST
                        Calm down, Laudable. NT by The Spirit of Christmas 12/16/2022, 6:26pm PST
        He's entered the sixth phase of being trolled! by MM 12/16/2022, 5:56pm PST
            Re: He's entered the sixth phase of being trolled! by E. L. Koba 12/18/2022, 2:08pm PST
        Elon backs down. by Mischief Maker 12/17/2022, 10:23am PST
            not really by laudablepuss 12/17/2022, 11:08am PST
                Yes, really NT by Mysterio2 12/17/2022, 3:06pm PST
                    Re: Yes, really by laudablepuss 12/17/2022, 4:45pm PST
                    Or put it this way by laudablepuss 12/17/2022, 4:56pm PST
                        Oh nononononono NT by Capri slants 12/17/2022, 6:39pm PST
                        Re: Or put it this way by Mysterio2 12/17/2022, 7:42pm PST
                Oh, well not all of them. by Mischief Maker 12/18/2022, 2:11pm PST
    Elon lost his poll, so now only the $8 blue checks can vote in polls. by Mischief Maker 12/19/2022, 9:58pm PST
        Could the entire poll be a bot farm honeypot? NT by Nah, probably narcissism & bleach. 12/19/2022, 10:08pm PST
            Could it be we aren't living in a meritocracy? Nah, must be a bot conspiracy! NT by Mischief Maker 12/19/2022, 11:34pm PST
                Do you honestly feel like you live in a meritocracy? NT by It's ok you don't understand things 12/20/2022, 12:34am PST
                    Are you...are you trolling yourself here? Is this some sort of NT by performance art? 12/20/2022, 1:14am PST
            Is this a 4D chess reply? Is this 4D chess going on? by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/20/2022, 7:31am PST
                Thanks for using an obvious observation to launch your hilarious linked tweet. by That's some 4D chess right there. 12/20/2022, 10:40am PST
                    No prob! Thanks for spraying piss over the site like a mewling shitbaby NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/20/2022, 10:45am PST
                        lololo the anonofag got offended that you thought he was a retard by lololololololololol 12/20/2022, 10:51am PST
                            Nice save! (You are NT by fooling anyone) 12/20/2022, 12:58pm PST
                                (It was the low blood sugar all along) by (Not the schizophrenia) 12/20/2022, 2:05pm PST
                                    Honestly I'm just glad someone's reading my posts NT by laudablepuss 12/20/2022, 4:20pm PST
                                        Don't listen to them sweety, they're just shitty piss cunt fuckity fuck fucks. by Mysterio2 12/20/2022, 4:27pm PST
                                            Above post not me by Mysterio2 12/20/2022, 4:45pm PST
                                                Not me either! by Elon Mush banned elonjet 12/20/2022, 6:02pm PST
        How stupid is it to make a "should I be CEO" poll anyway by laudablepuss 12/21/2022, 9:01am PST
            Re: How stupid is it to make a "should I be CEO" poll anyway by Civilization II Advisers 12/21/2022, 9:32am PST
    Why hasn't he resigned yet NT by ??? 12/20/2022, 4:04pm PST
    The funny thing is that all Musk's antics are boosting engagement with Twitter by blackwater 12/20/2022, 4:50pm PST
        Re: The funny thing is that all Musk's antics are boosting by MM 12/20/2022, 5:17pm PST
        can you show us the metrics? by Archketa 12/20/2022, 6:15pm PST
            Re: can you show us the metrics? by Archketa 12/20/2022, 7:55pm PST
        It seems like you're not following this thread very well by laudablepuss 12/21/2022, 8:40am PST
            Re: It seems like you're not following this thread very well by Civilization II Advisers 12/21/2022, 9:33am PST
    I'm glad we can all gather for the holidays and agree to hate Twitter together NT by Roop 12/20/2022, 5:33pm PST
        The Christmas we all deserve. NT by Gasoline 12/21/2022, 11:59am PST
            It's almost time to ruin the forums again! NT by Tube, piece of shit PA mod 12/21/2022, 9:12pm PST
                Another one that brought us all together in togetherness. NT by Gentleman Jim Browser 12/21/2022, 10:01pm PST
    View count ahoy by Feature Creature 12/22/2022, 5:03pm PST
    Re: New "Twitter is failing" thread by h0 01/20/2023, 4:55pm PST NEW
        "It didn't happen" thinks the narcissist failson. by Mysterio 01/21/2023, 6:38am PST NEW
            Who is the failson here? You think he's gone? NT by Brian 01/21/2023, 11:32am PST NEW
 
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