Johnny Fivedicks wrote:

I didn't bother to read the OP but now I did and you're even more stupid to me.

It was a gift for one of those murder mystery things that broads do, but put in a hotel. Unless you're even stupider than I am trying to give you credit for, imagine why one spouse staying home with the children so the other can do this thing as their birthday gift is a good idea. Try it! I believe in you! You can do it!

Columbo and before he can even turn around to ask one more question, seventeen toddlers burst into the room, half of which lost their pull ups and are just bareass tea bagging the actor playing the dead body and the others shrieking at the tops of their lungs pretending to be a T. rex.