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by MM 07/21/2024, 11:39am PDT |
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When you wake up in the morning, the first thing you do is glare at the ceiling and say, "Today's the day I'll get that Mischief Maker!"
When you stub your toe on the way to the toilet you cry out, "Mischief Maker!"
When you get your breakfast at the drive through, you think, "What's the exact opposite of what Mischief Maker would order?"
When you're abused by your manager at work, you chuckle to yourself, "This would be so triggering to Mischief Maker!"
When you microwave your dinner you glare through the screen, "I'm nuking this food just like I'd like to nuke Mischief Maker!"
When you emerge from a post-sex shower and your wife is acting distant, and you ask what's wrong, she replies, "You cried out Mischief Maker again!"
Meanwhile, every time you post at me, my first response is, "oh... that guy!" If you decided to quit posting at me forever, your existence would disappear from my brain within a half-hour. |
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Its Joe-ver by Biden out by the Convention 07/18/2024, 10:28am PDT 
You guys gave up trying to paint Thomas as a FUCKEN LIBTARD? by lololololololololol 07/18/2024, 11:16am PDT 
"Trump was never shot" is peak BlueAnon NT by MuellerSheWrote 07/18/2024, 2:11pm PDT 
5 years ago, you were convinced that COVID-19 was a hoax. by Mysterio 07/18/2024, 2:59pm PDT 
LOVE THIS by Hahaha 07/18/2024, 3:12pm PDT 
You can't talk to people like this. NT by Modberg 07/18/2024, 3:20pm PDT 
BAN ME COWARD NT by Hahaha 07/18/2024, 6:23pm PDT 
They will. I think the "STOP POSTING" screechers got ip banned NT by Mysterio 07/18/2024, 8:56pm PDT 
Holy fuck will you ever quit whining? by Mysterio 07/18/2024, 10:45pm PDT 
Get fucked by laudablepuss 07/18/2024, 10:56pm PDT 
How am I supposed to know that was you? I love you. by Mysterio3 07/19/2024, 7:55am PDT 
It wasn't by laudablepuss 07/19/2024, 5:05pm PDT 
Re: Get fucked by Mr. EO 07/19/2024, 11:21am PDT 
Re: Get fucked by hehehehe 07/19/2024, 5:12pm PDT 
Are you sure Trump’s not a space alien? Maybe QAnon should “look into” it NT by Blackwater 07/20/2024, 8:35am PDT 
Hahah! Yep! Good one! LOL! by Mysterio 07/20/2024, 2:40pm PDT 
I’m sure Geryk and the other whiny twats who spent years panicking about QAnon by Blackwater 07/20/2024, 8:41pm PDT 
You have to give blackwater credit, unlike the others. by Mysterio 07/21/2024, 6:45am PDT 
Humble request by Modberg 07/21/2024, 8:44am PDT 
Re: Get fucked by laudablepuss 07/21/2024, 1:48am PDT 
Re: Get fucked by FBI Director 07/25/2024, 3:25pm PDT 
Fatboy's ear looked REEEALLY damaged in that tweet Musk banned NT by hahah magats are so goddamn dumb 07/29/2024, 9:52am PDT 
Trump is the result of a union between an orangutan and one of those lizards by that squirt blood out their eyes. 07/18/2024, 4:23pm PDT 
Re: Its Joe-ver by Mischief Maker 07/18/2024, 12:25pm PDT 
All that bootlicking WASTED NT by Re-evaluate your life 07/21/2024, 11:03am PDT 
When _I_ read that letter, my first thought was not about YOU. NT by MM 07/21/2024, 11:13am PDT 
You have 3 days to get used to eating a former tough on crime pols ass NT by Get busy 07/21/2024, 11:23am PDT 
I am your sun and your moon. by MM 07/21/2024, 11:39am PDT 
a losing Yellow Dog Dem says what? NT by Mysterio 07/21/2024, 11:45am PDT 
HAHAHAH shitlicker humiliated again by lololololololol 07/21/2024, 3:53pm PDT 
I said the media did him dirty and I meant it. by Mischief Maker 08/03/2024, 4:31pm PDT 
Biden is so much more mentally fit than Trump NT by Mischief Maker 08/04/2024, 10:11am PDT 
I know, I'm totally running counter to your thought-terminating cliches! LOL!!! NT by Mischief Shai-hulud 08/04/2024, 10:49am PDT 
Re: Its Joe-ver by Kamala Yoncé 07/21/2024, 11:10am PDT 
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