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by laudablepuss 03/23/2025, 11:27am PDT |
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"The way to win me over is to let me yap." Well yes, that's pretty much true for most girls I think. If they're comfortable to just pour out a stream of consciousness, then just smile and (at least pretend to) listen.
"What do you bring to the table?" OMFG, ok, can we talk about how our terrible work lives have infiltrated our daily lives? You actually led with the best, most insane thing I've ever seen on a dating site: a LINK TO A DATING APPLICATION. And asking for your Ted talk subject? Jesus fucking christ. I used to joke, when Mandy was mad at me about something, that I was failing my performance review. But this is ridiculous. |
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Here are the biggest winner profiles I've seen lately by Undateable 03/23/2025, 9:07am PDT 
This is pure gold lol by laudablepuss 03/23/2025, 11:27am PDT
Also, I read "ambitious" as "ambhibious" and now I'm wearing my glasses, thanks NT by laudablepuss 03/23/2025, 11:28am PDT
more by Undateable 04/11/2025, 6:15am PDT
Love these, thank you. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/11/2025, 8:08am PDT
Get a date with the trashman woman and hit her with a garbage can by Rafiki 04/11/2025, 8:16am PDT
Single women shouldn't be allowed to have dogs or cats. by real talk 05/13/2025, 10:40pm PDT
Making it your entire "parent" identity is weird NT by STOP SKIMMING 05/13/2025, 11:19pm PDT
There's something about "when are you going to have kids?" in there by Fullofkittens 05/15/2025, 7:53am PDT
some more by Undateable 05/10/2025, 12:45am PDT
The attention grabbers are the worst. by I'm such a waaaaaaaaaacky woman 05/14/2025, 10:56am PDT
Top two worst: boring ladies, interesting ladies NT by The dating pool is terrible these d 05/15/2025, 8:07am PDT
(and dick NT by riders) 05/15/2025, 9:33am PDT
yeah this complaint seems a little odd lol NT by laudablepuss 05/15/2025, 10:15am PDT
I'm not behind it by Undateable 05/15/2025, 12:42pm PDT
"Come up with something more creative than just 'hey' " NT by only says "hey" in message to YOU 05/15/2025, 10:29pm PDT
I love beautiful women. NT by James 05/16/2025, 11:21am PDT
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