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| Post experiences you've had with real life Musk worshipers by What a fucking retard 05/02/2025, 10:37am PDT | ||||
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| I used to work at a registration/intake center for a university. This one guy came on as a temp. He had this "friendliest Walmart greeter" energy that made people think he was a great friendly guy if they only knew him for half a minute. But he was this weird case of autistic where he was at once seemingly incapable of sensing social boundaries YET seemed just aware enough that he got pleasure from pushing them to make people uncomfortable. Sharply rebuking him was the only way it would get through to him, and he would let out a Muttley giggle saying he was just joking and back off for a few days before doing it again. Rebuke him even louder next time. Outside observers would be shocked that you're being so mean to "such a friendly guy".
(stuff like him eavesdropping on two women having a conversation about a boyfriend who cheated by fucking another woman without a condom. Couple days later he just loudly blurted this out for the whole office to hear. Woman yelled at him. Outside observers defending him (our absentee department manager) with "Oh, he can't help it. Cut him some slack." But he would keep doing this shit with Muttley giggles) One day, he walks in with this flyer. It's for some open mic poetry reading session "for the campus community". It is obviously meant for students. Giggles claims that he works in the university community, and is on campus, hence he is invited. Next day he passes out 3 page printouts to everyone of a "poetry story" he wrote for the event, asking everyone to read it for feedback. It is a detailed story how his father abused him. Everyone looking around horrified. "He can't help it," the defenders said. A manager eventually take him aside to explain why a 40 year old temp worker can't go mingle at undergrad events. A month later, he was reported trying to mingle and dancing in the parking lot at a student tailgate party. He always told everyone that he had a computer science degree and had "worked in tech". One day I see him watching a Youtube tutorial on how to program Hello, World! Would frequently watch loud videos and talk to them. The highlight was watching the entire Justice League movie at the walk in registration front desk. "Oh no! It's Darkseid! Oh yeah, here comes Superman!" Another worker and I were watching a true crime video on the Casey Anthony trial. He heard it, marched to our desk halfway across the office, and started going into some rant how she was innocent because a jury found her not guilty. All the overwhelming evidence- "Doesn't matter! Doesn't matter! She was not guilty the jury said so she's innocent until proven beyond the shadow of a doubt!" He wouldn't go away ranting on the side of Casey Anthony. We eventually had to snap at him to go back, sit down, and be quiet. "He can't help it," said our absentee manager. Being the tech genius he was, he would not stop giving verbal blowjobs to every tech titan. Would go on long, loud praises of Musk and Bezos and about what he was going to do once he had the kind of money they did. Must have called Musk a rocket scientist a dozen times. We have a birthday party for a middle aged woman coworker. She does not say how old and we respect that. Giggles comes in with a homemade cake. It looks horrible and is inedible. But the literal frosting on top spells out "46". He had gone and looked up her personal information to publicly announce her age to the entire office. She was horrified and pissed. "He can't help it." One day he wasn't working, some girl undergrad comes in and shows us a text she got, asking if it was about registration. "Hi! This is (Giggles) from (department)! How are you doing today?", followed a couple days later (no reply from her) with "Hi! (Giggles) again! Happy birthday!" This creep. This fucking creep, was not only using his registry access to blurt out coworker ages, but to look up the personal information of college girls checking into the front desk he was managing and texting them. By the end of the day, we found at least 4 more he had done it to. Some were not coming to check in just to avoid him FINALLY the absentee manager was forced to fire him. We did a search on him. His degree was in "Guest Management" from some online university. He had briefly worked as a level 1 tech support for two months. Then we saw a newspaper article from a couple years ago saying police were searching for him after he had been reported missing. Was working as a host at some restaurant and just stopped showing up. The day before he stopped showing up, security cameras caught him trying to enter the locked front door during a closed day before leaving. That was the last anyone saw of him. No answer to calls. Police showed up at the address he had given work, only to find it was an abandoned building. Infuriating, autistic, delusional, get rich quick fucking creep. This is the profile of anyone stupid and non-functional enough to worship Elon Musk. |
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Post experiences you've had with real life Musk worshipers by 05/02/2025, 10:37am PDT  Another good example is everybody on Reddit by 06/02/2025, 5:37pm PDT |
