Nick Spaz wrote:

I'm throwing back the VAMPIRE veil here.

I was the OG vampire who authored the VS write ups. Beloved by old guard regulars.

Also the one who started the coverage of annual Penny Arcade forum Christmas meltdowns. Beloved like Santa Clause.

Also the 90s game ads advent calendar. Beloved as another Christmas gift.


So when some valueless Discord spaz throws a fit over the author field for a throwaway review for a $3 game, do not fret for them. Realize that they have the privilege of basking in my greatness and maybe even learn a little something from me. Perhaps enough to one day contribute something of value, to be beloved outside of their circle jerk Discord. Like me.

For I have been reborn as Nick Spaz. ----vampire